@Kimberly, you want to be nude. You're welcome to it....everyone gets the free show at the wedding. However....the only time I'm ever nude is either in the shower or in bed. Other than that, it isn't happening.
WOW! A wedding on Hubpages! I have a cyber rose garden.. I'll do the bridal bouquet... red roses and baby's breath would be lovely. White rose for the groom's boutonniere. Rose petals to walk on... oh how romantic!
@Kimberly, you do realize this isn't the first time you asked me? And, apparently you don't remember my first answer to you. With that being said, you also don't remember that "marriage" really isn't required.
However, I would be honored and humbled Kimberly to marry you. You should already have known that.
@Cardisa, not to break your heart dear, but no. Thank you though. I'm honored and humbled by the offer.
@To those who said run? Why?
@Earnest- you can keep the Emu dung-eating ritual out. I don't need to vomit on our wedding day.
@Mighty Mom, that was just a rumor, no truth to it.
@Wilderness, nice try. You cannot actually marry off someone without them participating....but I give you an A+ for effort though.
@Saddlerider, the vows would be non-traditional and written by Kimberly and Myself. And, sure you can be a witness. I don't mind at all.
@Rebekah, no I'm not banned. When Kimberly put this thread up, I was asleep. And, just noticed it now.
@Maddie and Simone, as the DJ? Well, maybe Simone, but I don't see Maddie as a DJ. Besides, Simone seems to be a multi-tasker(or at least claims to be one), so she might do a good job.
@Justin, yes do bring fireworks. It would be a nice display.
scrubbing my house top to bottom to get rid off all the cold germs, and taking a litle lunch break right now. good to see you too!! and...congrats on the forum ceremonies. sorry I missed it all, looks like everyone had fun.
Cardisa is cooking crack, what is that Cagsil, I'm nervous but don't think ill of her cause waynet wanted to cook weed, which I think we need to revisit our addicts thread even if I was the only one posting ya know
Harp? You are already over the budget with all those nude witnesses. Well,it's perfectly understandable, you did not want to spend your money on their dresses, you were saving for your grandioso honeymoon in Niagara Falls, Canada.
I Kimberley S. Lyrics take the Cagsil er Cagsil as my hubpages forum husband. I promise to always love you even when you are banned from the forums. I promise to cherish you even when you sleep too long and miss my marriage proposal. I will honor you even when you make google eyes at RebekaElee in the forums but cannot promise I will not get jealous when another hottie shows up... For better when you are here with me but can't promise for the worse especially when you change.............your avatar. I can't promise to be on my best behavior when you ignore me and disappear for days.
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