Marriage? 
@Kimberly, you do realize this isn't the first time you asked me?
And, apparently you don't remember my first answer to you.
With that being said, you also don't remember that "marriage" really isn't required.
However, I would be honored and humbled Kimberly to marry you. You should already have known that. 
@Cardisa, not to break your heart dear, but no. Thank you though. I'm honored and humbled by the offer.

@To those who said run? Why? 
@Earnest- you can keep the Emu dung-eating ritual out. I don't need to vomit on our wedding day. 
@Mighty Mom, that was just a rumor, no truth to it. 
@Wilderness, nice try. You cannot actually marry off someone without them participating....but I give you an A+ for effort though. 
@Saddlerider, the vows would be non-traditional and written by Kimberly and Myself. And, sure you can be a witness. I don't mind at all. 
@Rebekah, no I'm not banned. When Kimberly put this thread up, I was asleep. And, just noticed it now. 
@Maddie and Simone, as the DJ? Well, maybe Simone, but I don't see Maddie as a DJ. Besides, Simone seems to be a multi-tasker(or at least claims to be one), so she might do a good job. 
@Justin, yes do bring fireworks. It would be a nice display.
