HubCabulary I need you guys to tell me ALL the tech terms you know her

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   Jerrico Usherposted 16 years ago

   Good morning fellow hub pages millionaires (to be) I have been working on my site for the hubpages blueprint and decided we needed a HubCabulary page to explain ALL of the hubpages, seo, and adsense techie terms out there than new people to this industry would get a big fat question mark on there head when hearing.
   
   Can I talk you guys into posting all the possible terms you know so I can add them. If you'd like to throw down your own definition to the term I would gladly give you a mention on the site (with a linkback to your profile to boot! free link juice!). If two or more people leave defintions I'll leave a link like "Thank you __author1, __author2,__author3, for this definition contributtion" etc..
   
   I want to build a complete page of vocabulary terms, words, sentences, etc.. I'll start to give you an Idea of what I need:
   
   SEO = Search Engine Optomisation; SEO is the art of building a website or webpage so that search engine spiders crawl it and can easily assess the pages content value and format, on page seo deals with the actual page and off page seo deals with backlinks, link popularity and so on (then I'd go on to define it hyperlinking all terms in this definition to the definition on the page for that term i.e. backlinks in this would be a hyperlink to the definition below for backlinks)
   
   On Page optomisation
   
   Off Page Optomisation
   
   Backlinks, linkbacks
   
   hub
   
   capsule
   
   etc...
   
   List off as many as you can please!!! I need a complete list of all terms used on hubpages (and through strategies we use like digg, stumble upon, etc.. is also a term

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   Jerrico Usherposted 16 years ago

   Anyone? Hup?

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   Jerrico Usherposted 16 years ago

   I guess people only reply when theres something in it for them... sigh...

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   Jerrico Usherposted 16 years ago

   not one person will endulge me??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? you people suck!

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   Shadesbreathposted 16 years ago

   Hubnoramus:  A person who doesn't know anything about how this stuff works.
   
   SEOmgWTF:  Reaction people have when they find out what they have to do to actually get traffic.
   
   Twitter:  What happens to my eye when people start talking about techniques and stuff for backlinking and SEO.
   
   Stumbleupon:  Internet sharing site that hopefully will eventually lead to Staggerupon, which is going to be far better for people who drink and don't like figuring out how all this crap works.
   
   Search Engine:  ...search the trunk, search in the front seat and back, it don't really matter where you search, you ain't gonna find the answers how to make money online in your car.
   
   Backlink:  the other side of a frontlink which nobody knows how to do either.
   
   
   I hope this helps Jerrico.  Best I can do.

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      Jerrico Usherposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      that was awesome! hehe even in kidding you put up 4 actual Hubcabulary words *wink*

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   Rochelle Frankposted 16 years ago

   Shades forgot a few
   
   capsule: pharmaceutical sleeping aid
   
   RSS: warning sound of a rattlesnake
   
   backlink: bra fastening device
   
   tags: tiny instructions in clothing that give laundry instruction
   
   adsense: nonsense related to ads
   
   forum: What you are if yer not against em
   
   hubapotimus: humongous hub animal

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      Shadesbreathposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      ROFL... awesome.  (And your backlink is so much better than mine.  I couldn't think of one at all.)

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      Jerrico Usherposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Now were cooking! these are great! I think I may just use them along with the read definition to bring humor to the site! Also this would be a great way to show potential authors the humor here on Hubpages... anymore? more more... keep them coming!

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   Marian Swiftposted 16 years ago

   Hubtivity (fr. captivity):  Euphemism for Hub addiction.
   
   Social Bookmarking:  Healthy hubbing activity.  The hubtivated claim that's all they're doing.
   
   Long Tailed Keywords:  1.  Birdwatcher's delight, a dodo-like bird believed to be extinct until the first documented modern sightings in 1972.  2.  Euphemism for, well, you know ...
   
   Seriously, though ... if the "Help" files don't help, Darkside's Hubs contain a lot of information.

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      Shadesbreathposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      I lol'ed
      
      And I HATE hublic enemies... number 1 through 1,000,000.  (good 1 Jen)

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      Jerrico Usherposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      This is a great one, very seriousely funny keep them coming guys!

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   WHoArtNowposted 16 years ago

   @ Shadesbreath + Rochelle Frank - FOFL, god you guys crack me up!
   
   Jerrico man, I found out some pretty useful stuff on http://seotipstricksandmore.wordpress.com/ if it'll help you out. (please note, I'm not connected to that blog in anyway)

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   Jennifer Bowmanposted 16 years ago

   Hublic Service: providing information about how to Hub free of charge
   
   Hublic Enemy #1: see Spammer

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      Jerrico Usherposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Nice, I'll use that one "Hublic service"
      
      I'm thinking that I'll build the hubcabulary with two definitions one real one pun so keep the puns coming

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    wannabwesternposted 16 years ago

    Hubsomnia - Sleeping disorder caused by staying up till the wee hours of the morning to finish hubs.
    
    Timing the Market - Waiting to post completed Hubs until it will give you the highest score.

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       Jerrico Usherposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I love it! Hubsomnia! I started another thread just for puns like these, please contribute.. I'm so going to add these to the site as "alternative" definitions for fun because were all about fun aren't we?

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    wannabwesternposted 16 years ago

    Another one—I couldn't resist
    
    Hub Millionaires -- 1. Paul Edmondson. 2. Fictional creatures, just as elusive and eagerly sought after as snipes.

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       Jerrico Usherposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I don't think they are millionaires personally (although the company probably produces more than 8 million a year)...

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    Rochelle Frankposted 16 years ago

    Hubberis- excessive pride and conceit about one's hubs.

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       Jerrico Usherposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       That's a dam good one!

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    Shadesbreathposted 16 years ago

    Hubsistence: the measly income my comedy hubs are earning
    
    Hubjective argument:   Any hubpage article that claims to have the "truth."
    
    Hubordinate:  1: After reading my articles, people got sleepy and needed food; they got hubbordinate a sandwich or something (look for it, it's there if you give it time).  2:  The condition of being lower in rank than Paul Deeds at the HubPages home office.
    
    Hubprime Mortgage:  A mortgage that isn't making any adsense money either
    
    Hubscription:  What you get when you become someone's fan and actually intend on reading what they write (this idea could be implemented, btw, to muddle through the whole "fan for friendly support vs. fan because I want to be notified when they write, btw.
    
    Hubstitution:  Using a second account or unregistered user name to post or respond to your own article or say stuff you don't want associated with your main identity on someone else's.
    
    Hubstitute:  Someone who makes money for writing naughty hubs or girly picture hubs.
    
    Hubterfuge:  Trying to get around hub rules, like pretending you have a real question on the forums so you can link your hub shamelessly.
    
    Huburban housewife:  Spryte, Gwendymom, Mistyhorizon.......etc.

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       spryteposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       *snort*
       
       Hubsband - The neglected spouse of a Huburbun housewife.

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          Jerrico Usherposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          this one could also be :
          
          Hubs-band - Describing a group of hubbers posting consistently in the hub forum environment in  way as to constitute a "pack" mentality

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             spryteposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             *innocent wide-eyed look*
             
             You mean a group of hubbers that regularly read and comment on each other's stuff and sometimes do really stupid, silly, ridiculous things just because somebody else did some really stupid, silly, ridiculous thing and thereby clutter up an entire forum topic and generate mass amounts of interest in an otherwise pandering hub to vote for a rather ugly infant?
             
             Nope...never seen one of those.

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                Shadesbreathposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                Damn, Spryte, what the hell are you rambling on about?  That is the most random concept I've ever heard of.  Where do you come up with this stuff?

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                   Christoph Reillyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                   Where the heck was I when this happened? You guys are always leaving me out.

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                      spryteposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                      Hubpoena - The legal document that will be required before I answer either of those questions.

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                         Christoph Reillyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                         And what do you mean by pandering? It wasn't about pandas, wearing rings or any other kinds. The whole thing is HUBRAGEOUS!

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                            spryteposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                            I think somebody needs a  nap...
                            He's starting to get hubnoxious

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          wannabwesternposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          My Hubsband's HP ID is Hubbie. Why didn't any of your hubsbands think of it first? LOL!
          
          
          I think the second definition for Hubsband is already in force. AKA HubMob.

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          mistyhorizon2003posted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Soooo loved this description, 'Huburban Housewife', must tell Hubby, the only breadwinner in our household right now, (still waiting for adsense to send me a cheque, hopefully before I starve!!!)

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    SweetiePieposted 16 years ago

    Hublagiarism: when a hubber is not creative or just plain lazy, and decides to copy numerous articles off other websites.  The hubber usually did not write these, but he or so does not mind taking the credit for it .  However, the hubbers who participate in Hublagiarism usually incur HubLow (low hub scores) for duplicate content.

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       Shadesbreathposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       A person who does this is called a Hubasshole. 

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          SweetiePieposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          I like yours better .

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          Jerrico Usherposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          or Hubassassin

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    terenceyap07posted 16 years ago

    Hubworm - one who evidently dives into hubs for information.
    
    Hubspam - spam disguised as a hub.
    
    Hubgeek - incredibly knowledgeable hubber.
    
    Hubfreak - bohemian hubber.

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    Eric Graudinsposted 16 years ago

    HubPalling - Really terrible behaviour towards other hubbers.
    For example, telling them that they suck because they don't respond to a forum post quickly enough

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       Jerrico Usherposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Eric you suck for that- er hehe just kidding brother.. in my defence, in my country, in my household, in my ... ran out of places... we say "you guys suck" as an everyday conversation, like dude, naw dude, ah you suck man, I'm afraid you took it wrong but I can see why (the thousand trailing question marks).. you guys call me sensitive?
       
       I'm moving out of the forum though, you guys can go back to your normal "thing" I'll lurk once in a while, respond to a post maybe but I won't contribute any of my ideas, or money  making juice.. its clear that money is not allowed here on hubpages, it may just stir up everything and make you guys react as if you were here to earn some.. the real currency your after is ego...
       
       sigh.. you guys got me all negative now.. its going to take a month to deprogram this crap sigh...

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