If your pet could talk...

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   Mamelodyposted 14 years ago

   what d'ya think will be the first thing it will say to you?
   
   My dog would most likely say "can't I sleep on the fcuking couch for once?!"
   
   My cat would say "stop tickling my tummy, am not a doll!"
   
   My chickens would say "could we have some bacon please?"

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      quicksandposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Er ... looks like you spelt something wrong!

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         Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I always sucked at spelling

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   My pet fish would say "Hey you...yea Blondie I'm talking to you...how bout a pair of goggles for a change...."

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      Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      thats a good one

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   livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

   My dog would say, "LOOK DAMMIT, that F-ing squirrel is F-ing with me again. Just let me out front for one minute and I'll teach him a thing or two about trespassing."
   
   
   LOL or usually when I get home and walk through the door, even if it was just to go check the mail, he would say, "Thank God you're home, I didn't think you would ever come back, I missed you so much, now get me some damn food before you look in the bedroom."

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      Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That's probably the second thing my dog would say

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         tobey100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         If either of my dogs could talk I'd have to kill 'em.  They know too much!

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   Justine76posted 14 years ago

   My dogs would say..."leave me alone. I like the way it tastes!!"
   Cat...."Your welcome". in a smug voucie

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   Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

   mine would just whine and curse me out every time i was eating, and he'd be begging for table scraps.  even though he's always well fed and gets a snack just for going to the bathroom outside. however, he'll still curse me out for my food when i eat.  lol.

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   waynetposted 14 years ago

   My dog would say everyone move the f**k away from the fire that hot smoky bitch is my warm place, everyone back the f*ck off!!!
   
   Now I'm laying here make us a cup of tea and while you're at it lick my arse cos I hate doing it myself!!

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      Isabelle22posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Now I know why I only have half a dog lol.

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   TattoGuyposted 14 years ago

   My tropical fish wud say " jeeez Art, fish food only costs a dollar, feed us ya tight git "

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      Isabelle22posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Haha

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         TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Wud rather have you in my fish tank, you wud get steak lol

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      Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      

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         TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         One is floating at the top, is that a bad sign ?

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            Ivorwenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Nope.  Just trying to get a tan. 

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            waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Yep, call the fish doctor!!

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   Ivorwenposted 14 years ago

   My new dog would say, "Let me in!  I don't like it out here when you are all inside.  Oh, and do you have any food?  I'm hungry again."
   
   My old dog would say, "Please let me out of the yard!  I'll only eat a couple of snow mobilers!  Just enough to teach them not to speed past here.  Promise.  Then I'll come back."

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   dogluver1posted 14 years ago

   My dogs would say "Hey just because its 20 degrees out I wanna go for a walk!"
   
   My cats would say "Stop pushing me off the bed at night, cant I sleep there freaking once?"
   
              ~dogluver1

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      Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      sound like we both have metal pets.. glad they can't talk :lol

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years ago

    My oldest cat would probably say, "Can we get rid of that stupid little nut bag you brought home a few months ago? She keeps eating my food!"
    
    My youngest cat would probably say, "Give me more food please, I spilled mine."

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    TattoGuyposted 14 years ago

    Anyone wanna buy a secondhand fish tank ?

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       Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       as long as it doesn't talk!!

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          TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Sold to that hot lookin chick

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             Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             wohoo! being a hot chick pays off.. for once no boobies involved

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Arthur Fontesposted 14 years ago

    My GSD would probably give me instructions if he could talk.
    
    
    My Chihuahua would just say "play with me Play with me"

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    Andrea Hanlyposted 14 years ago

    Pretty sure my dog would ask why I had his balls cut off......

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       figmentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LMAO

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       Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I would ask too if my balls were missing

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    One of our pets does talk!
    I ain't repeatin what Eric the parrot says here though, don't wanna get banned!

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       Green Lotusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LOL! I had a parrot for 19 years. He could sing "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood" from Mr. Roger's neighborhood.

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       quicksandposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I actually knew someone who had taught his parrot to say "FcCough!" The bird used to greet all visitors!

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          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Nice! Eric is only 9 years old, he is an Eclectus, and is the worst bird in Australia, and that may be official!
          
          He waits until your ear is right next to his cage as you pass by, then screams at such a volume it will lift people out of their shoes. It sounds like a smoke detector with the volume up about 200%.
          When he does, I offer to turn him into "Eric soup"
          He walks across the floor to bash the cats and dogs as well!

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             quicksandposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Export him!

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       Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I had a parrot that always said "fook me, fook me pweease!" I had to give it away because it upset the neighbors..

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Ha ha Earnest!  I have had 3 parrots in the past, and I can't repeat what they said either!  lol
    
    My dog would say: "Pleeze, let me out...I just want a tasty morsel!  That little dog next door would do just fine!  Pleeeeeze???"
    
    My fish would say:  "How's the air out there??"

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    Faybe Bayposted 14 years ago

    My son and I have decided what our cats would say if they could talk.
    Binx(the oldest)Come on, it's time for bed. Isn't it time for bed? do you ever sleep?
    Spaztastic (The youngest) Who wants to play I want to play lets have a race can I ea.....um play with the snake?
    And Roxy (the female) Meow.

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    pooja0908posted 14 years ago

    I don’t have pets coz I am not that much good in look after them but if I had they would say Let me go.

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    Ms Chievousposted 14 years ago

    My dog would say would you just stay home already!  And she would also say " what??  I don't know how that dog bone got in the couch I am not supposed to sit on!!"
    
    My cat would say " why the hell did you get this dog? Things were fine when it was just us!"

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    kirstenblogposted 14 years ago

    "whats up with this dry food? I got standards ya know! Get out the good stuff or I will get someone else to feed me!"

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    samboiamposted 14 years ago

    My little puppy princess would say, "Aren't you glad I let you all live in my house?"

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    st0rm3posted 14 years ago

    my rats: 'We didn't mean to chew right through that, it just looked tasty'

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    my cute little white female maltese would say
    
    "Is it too much to ask for you to invite a male dog over for a bloomin hour geez already."

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    StormRyderposted 14 years ago

    Raven, my Alaskan Malmute..She would say "Don't call me a bitch....Bitch!!"
    
    Sorry for the language.
    Why do they call female dogs bitches anyway??

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    EmpressFelicityposted 14 years ago

    From any of our three cats (particularly the one who's my avatar): "No, of course you don't have to feed me now.  Just any time within the next 30 seconds will do fine."

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    Kimmie10posted 14 years ago

    Hamster #1:  I'm feeling old.
    
    Hamster #2:  Why are you keeping on a diet?
    
    Hamster #3:  Stop watching me play in my wheel.
    
    Hamster #4:  When is company coming over?

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