You could write a hub on saying goodbye in all it's detail!
Please do not slam the door on your way out. The last one to leave in a huff was sued for damages done to all hub offices and ended paying out the nose.
It seems that you don't have anything to offer and started marketing that! Congrats!
But one alert for you: if you break the rule of the business it will break you.
All the best!
You didn't even post a Hub.
LOL
Enjoy your time on the intarwebz. Experts are everywhere.
The hubpages administration,
Pls look into the matter. Some hubbers are trying to waste precious time in the forum.Any
topic posted here should have relevance with hubpages forum guidelines.
Thanks,
Jyoti Kothari
And now there's one less self appointed expert on HubPages.
Did I miss something prior to the post that reads simply "Bye." ?
I've been looking for some magic potion and am sorry to be too late. Darnit all. My timing stinks. Too much time over there looking at all the bare asses:-)
LOL You are so eager to learn about potion, it's here http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/5156?page=9#post110568
I was just on that thread, collecting fuel for my new engine. It runs on bullsh*t.
Bullsh*t, you say Mr Evil Pants I put that stuff on my Tomato plants, does that mean they will go another 10mph faster.
LOL to both
Oh, and I just made the miracle of deleting own post available to everybody. It's extremely easy to use, thanks to HP team. You come back to the post in question within a reasonable timeframe of several hours, and see the link called "delete" in the lower right corner of the post.
Sorry old buddy you can't claim that miracle Hp already did. I don't think you get that long, I see my "delete" button has gone after about 20 minutes.
I thought you had another miracle. Ah well!
Didn't you know all miracles are like that?
Shirley, congrats!
Ooops, I'll talk to my art director and see what we can do here
*Turns back to Ag and whispers: Ag, can you fix it?*
Well, I am not so eager that I intentionally posted 3x. But now that I've read what all the bruhaha is all about, I'll stay out of the fray. And keep running my car with gas.
When it comes to HP experts, I say quality trumps quantity every time. Thanks, Misha.
Well thank you kind lady, getting into the spirit, if you know what I mean. You look pretty cool yourself, if I may be so bold! Are you in disguise hiding from meandering hoardes of probers?
I thought it was an excellent seasonal disguise. Eliminates the need for duct tape.
I think y'all were too hard on the guy. I mean, I have just invented a car that runs on flatulence. The principal is a simple one: You simply attach a hose to your...oh, never mind! You people wont listen when the truth is wafting all around you! Bye! (huff!)
Look everybody it's another miracle. It's official, Misha has been cannonised.
YEAH! I'll help put him in a cannon! Can I light the fuse ???
Oh, I think you meant something else . didn't you.
Hey AG - I'm cooking dinner too.
On my lovely new Weber Baby Q that I got free from Fly Buys.
This is the BEST barbie I've ever used!
And washing it down with a fine glass of red.
Cheers!
Eric G.
P.S. @kikarose: I hope your hiatus is better now.
P.P.S. Look for a new avatar picture from me that will make Misha and Mr. Knowles GREEN with envy!
Coming soon to a hub near you.
Misha's new avatar made me chuckle. Looking forward to your avatar which will make the heavenly Misha and Knowles GREEN.
OK, Here you go.
It's actually about a couple of years old, and was made for a business of mine called WebAngel.
In my defence, I plead that it seemed like a good idea at the time
(And I'm not bald like that Mr. Knowles character. It's just that I had a haircut using #1 clippers. )
Eric G.
Oh my god, what on earth is going on??
See, this is what happens when I take a haitus from writing... I miss out on all the good stuff!
(Oh, Christoph... The flatu-mobile has already been thought of, though it had to be put out of commision on account of the fact that my dad's rear made the entire vehicle smell so horribly, it was unsellable and, to this day, still stinks. )
Hi Kika we are just getting into the Christmas spirit. ( I think for sum of us it's the liquid type)
Bah, I don't do Christmas clothing. It drives me absolutely bonkers. I prefer to hand out gifts and just be me, because me is cute enough without the holiday sweaters.
Eric: lol Yeah, I had to take a break. Writer's block kills like that. Doesn't help that I've been working 5 nights a week with the occassional morning, and when not working, spending all my time on a silly online RPG. ^_^; Yeah, so, I have no life...
But for realzies, I'm glad to get back into the swing of Hubpages. Now... Please, someone tell me what exactly is going on? o_O
[Modesty mode = OFF]
Well, just have a look at my history, and the hubs/threads I've commented on, and you'll get the creme de-la-creme of Hub pages over the past few days.
I particularly recommend the threads with "Snot" and "Shifty" in the titles.
{Modesty mode = ON]
Cheers,
Eric G.
Er... ... ...
Couldn't I just get a paraphrase of the hullabaloo? I haven't had more than 3 hours of sleep in... Well, the past I can't remember how long it's been since I've woken up without hitting Snooze seventeen times. Oddly enough, I've yet to be late for work... Crazy...
Either paraphrase pretty please, or remind me to do it tomorrow noon-ish, before my evening job. Otherwise, I'm gonna headdesk the keyboard and end up with QWERTY imprinted on my forehead... again...
Nup.
My meal is ready, and I'm off to have a glass or three of lovely wine.
Bye Ms. QWERTY.
See ya.
>.< Hush you, you, you... meanie!
Fine, I'll remind MYSELF to look at it later.
...
Like that'll ever happen, I'm lucky if I remember to put socks on before work.
Hey Kika Rose don't forget to put your socks on in the morning. "No that was not it , what was I going to remind Kika to do tomorrow. Hmmmmmmmm".
I can not understand what is going on? They made the forum ridiculous. Are these people kidding?
What is the problem or suggestion here?
Childish!!!
Indian lady
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