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You know it's going to be a Bad day when...

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paulburchettposted 5 years ago
Finish the sentence.
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Sunnie Dayposted 5 years ago
When the turkey was nicely stuffed and placed in the oven but sadly I cannot find my reading glasses!
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Hey, turkeys don't read lol
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wildernessposted 5 years ago
The furnace dies on Saturday, it's below freezing outside and nothing is open until after Christmas.
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Yes, very bad
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  wildernessposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  On the good side, I know just enough of that stuff to jury rig it - it's been running fine since Saturday. Two days to go!
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Well that's good!
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paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago
...there's a knock at the door...
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Who's there?
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  paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Someone answers...
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Could it be the Publishers Clearing House prize patrol?
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  paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  No.
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  paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  I answer...
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  The door slowly opens, there's nobody there!
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LiamBeanposted 5 years ago
A near header into the toilet after tripping over my pajamas.
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  you're all washed up then lol
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DzyMsLizzyposted 5 years ago
...your bath towel falls in the cats' litter box...
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Tidey Cat?
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  DzyMsLizzyposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  It wasn't so 'tidy' at the time...someone had just made a deposit.
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Oh no!
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paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago
...those little black things with the "H" in the center have all disappeared...
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  I was afraid of that!
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gmwilliamsposted 5 years ago
When your computer crashes and you discover that you NEED a NEW COMPUTER!
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Off to Walmart
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paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago
...you wake up. You open your eyes. There's nothing there...
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Where The??
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AMFredenburgposted 5 years ago
You manage to tie yourself to the doorknob with your pocketbook strap when you're leaving your house.
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Oh no! Your door was trying to be a purse snatcher lol.
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  AMFredenburgposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Sorry to say, I've done it more than once....
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Bad purses happen to good people.
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  AMFredenburgposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  lol...
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paulburchettposted 5 years ago
You have to go to the Cell Phone store the day after Christmas.
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paulburchettposted 5 years ago
You hear about another conspiracy theory.
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  Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this
  ... the best car running is the one with no brakes and a broken head gasket. (Sad but true.)
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  so sorry!
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2uesdayposted 5 years ago
as you empty the washing machine you discover damp shredded tissue paper clinging to all the dark colored clothes.
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  a whole new meaning to the term too clingy lol
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wymyczak66posted 5 years ago
you shake coffee creamer without checking the cap and end up wearing it O_O
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paulburchettposted 5 years ago
lol very funny!
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Disturbiaposted 5 years ago
you wake up with the flu.
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  Please take care of yourself!
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paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago
there are Triffids in my backyard...
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Zsuzsiposted 5 years ago
... at 9:05am you poured the morning coffee all over your shirt and have meetings all day. (btw true story)
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  paulburchettposted 5 years agoin reply to this
  You had mountain grown aroma all over you lol
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gmwilliamsposted 5 years ago
When your salary increases by 20% yet your bills increase by 50%!
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Sarra Garrettposted 5 years ago
when you have fallen and can't get up
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seanorjohnposted 5 years ago
Can't remember the night before.
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