True story - when you are about to stand at an exhibit all day talking to prespective clients and you visit the restroom, zip up your pants, and the zipper breaks! Just last week
you have three females in the house all having their periods at the same time. yikes! no kidding I think that is why my dad didn't come home for a week once a month....lol
when you think you've had the worst day (or night) check out textsfromlastnight.com... those people will make you feel way better about your life, and make you laugh
You wake up at 5:30 and proceed with your regular morning (including making lunches for everyone, breakfast, feed/walk the dog...etc...) only to find out when you're all done and you go to wake everyone up that it's Saturday morning.
My husband knows he is in for a bad day when I catch him telling the story about....
" My wife was mugged the other week and had her credit cards and cash all stolen." He will then state that he didn't report the theft to the cops and his buddies will ask,
"why not?" to which he replies because the thief was spending less than she was!"
You make yourself a nice cup of tea, sit down and relax and put your feet up and then you take a sip of that nice hot tea and nearly choke on the $%^&ing teabag!!!!!
On a hot summer day you just need to stop and get a cold drink (with a cover and a straw), and after one sip a seagull drops a load of purple yuk that lands on top of the lip (including the top of the straw).
Very true (no doubt about it) but I was aiming for a lighter-mood kind of a bad day. My life has had far more than the usual share of the truly awful kind of bad days, so I like to forget about them; and kind of pretend "purple yuk" on my drink is my biggest problem.
Well, that really depends on who the two parties are. In this case, they ended up in a bitter divorce -- it was a no win situation. So, yes, it can be life changing!
when you spent yesterday killing flies and when you opened the balcony door to let the cat out this morning the door stuck. Now it's 12 degrees C and I'm just waiting for more flies to show up Called super but they were not amused it was 7:25am on a Sunday. Let's hope they show up relatively soon because it's a little chilly right now and I don't want to spend another day killing flies.
I didn't believe this at first but yea it's true and I was just hit by this too.First Papa (grandpa) dies, then the stuff with bro-in-law and sis-in-law, and NOW...talked to my cousin who is helping us to look for a place to move in to (condo or townhouse for now) and he is telling me that I'll...
Do you think it reflects negatively on you as a person if you talk bad about your ex?Sometimes people will talk bad about their ex, but often those exes are sheer players and bad news. Do you think it reflects on you badly as a person if you talk badly about the ex, or would you want to know...
6,000 highly trained professional good guys with guns, an entire metropolitan area shut down for a day, and who knows how many millions of dollars. Perhaps we should rethink gun control/rights in our country. Or at least, pressure the NRA to rethink its mantra....
When you read a hub with bad grammar, does it stop you in your tracks?Can you continue reading or do you immediately mark the writer's perspective as unworthy of reading? Is the message more important than the format of representation or is the grammar and spelling the only...
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