you know you are going to have a bad day when...

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    mtsi1098posted 10 years ago

    you stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green smile

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      annvansposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      OR when you think a redlight is a stop sign like me and almost run it.

  2. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 10 years ago

    When your bank account reads 0:00 $

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      mtsi1098posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      that is a very bad day smile

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    cosetteposted 10 years ago

    you wake up in the pillow bin at Costco and have no idea how you got there

    1. dohn121 profile image79
      dohn121posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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      mtsi1098posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      hope the blankets are near by smile

  4. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 10 years ago

    When your wife says: ' I'm off for a little shopping, dear ! '

    1. emievil profile image72
      emievilposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      LOL. I hope my husband will not read this. smile

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      mtsi1098posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      another very bad day - check the wallet

    3. Jane@CM profile image60
      Jane@CMposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      My husband has always said his worst nightmare, his daughter and his wife and a credit card big_smile

  5. dohn121 profile image79
    dohn121posted 10 years ago

    You get a Happy Father's Day card from a girl you met at a bar 3 years ago...

    1. emievil profile image72
      emievilposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      And your girlfriend or wife happens to read the card before you smile.

      1. dohn121 profile image79
        dohn121posted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Just take me now lol

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          mtsi1098posted 10 years agoin reply to this

          and they have the same name smile

          1. dohn121 profile image79
            dohn121posted 10 years agoin reply to this

            Where did I put my gun big_smile

          2. emievil profile image72
            emievilposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            LOL. Dohn I hope you were NOT talking about an actual experience. smile

  6. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 10 years ago

    When atomswifey is replying to my post in religion f. with a looong post of copying and pasting Bible quotes. lol

  7. DrPPoorluk profile image61
    DrPPoorlukposted 10 years ago

    When you hear,
    I'M PREGNANT, YOU'RE THE FATHER, & I'M GONNA KILL ALL THREE OF US!!!!
    Stolen from George Carlin smile

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    cosetteposted 10 years ago

    omg you guys!!! smile big_smile

  9. emievil profile image72
    emievilposted 10 years ago

    Darn, I want to see more of the posts but it's nearing midnight here. Bedtime! Good night all. I'll read your posts in the morning smile.

    Hey Dohn put that gun away. LOL

  10. Meschill profile image83
    Meschillposted 10 years ago

    True story - when you are about to stand at an exhibit all day talking to prespective clients and you visit the restroom, zip up your pants, and the zipper breaks!  Just last week sad

  11. smokenchic profile image61
    smokenchicposted 10 years ago

    you have three females in the house all having their periods at the same time. yikes! no kidding I think that is why my dad didn't come home for a week once a month....lol

  12. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 10 years ago

    when you think you've had the worst day (or night) check out textsfromlastnight.com... those people will make you feel way better about your life, and make you laugh smile

    1. wrenfrost56 profile image78
      wrenfrost56posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      LOL! Sounds funny all ready! Will so check that out, thanks for shareing colebabie!

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      badcompany99posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      You actually make me laugh !

  13. Beth100 profile image73
    Beth100posted 10 years ago

    You wake up at 5:30 and proceed with your regular morning (including making lunches for everyone, breakfast, feed/walk the dog...etc...) only to find out when you're all done and you go to wake everyone up that it's Saturday morning.   big_smile

  14. manlypoetryman profile image80
    manlypoetrymanposted 10 years ago

    When you get to see the grand total of how much your daughter's wedding is going to be...and your still helping pay for her college...sad

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      And what ,when she comes back from her divorce !! big_smile

      1. manlypoetryman profile image80
        manlypoetrymanposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Yikes...! http://img2.allposters.com/images/PTGPOD/351767-FB.jpg

  15. Catherine Stone profile image57
    Catherine Stoneposted 10 years ago

    My husband knows he is in for a bad day when I catch him telling the story about....

    " My wife was mugged the other week and had her credit cards and cash all stolen." He will then state that he didn't report the theft to the cops and his buddies will ask,

    "why not?" to which he replies because the thief was spending less than she was!"

    Guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. manlypoetryman profile image80
      manlypoetrymanposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol lol

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    waynetposted 10 years ago

    You make yourself a nice cup of tea, sit down and relax and put your feet up and then you take a sip of that nice hot tea and nearly choke on the $%^&ing teabag!!!!!

  17. Lisa HW profile image59
    Lisa HWposted 10 years ago

    On a hot summer day you just need to stop and get a cold drink (with a cover and a straw), and after one sip a seagull drops a load of purple yuk that lands on top of the lip (including the top of the straw).  mad

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    badcompany99posted 10 years ago

    You wake up in a 3rd world country and wonder where your next meal is coming from. sod that silly cold drink !

    1. Lisa HW profile image59
      Lisa HWposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Very true (no doubt about it) but I was aiming for a lighter-mood kind of a bad day.  My life has had far more than the usual share of the truly awful kind of bad days, so I like to forget about them; and kind of pretend "purple yuk" on my drink is my biggest problem.   smile

  19. Beth100 profile image73
    Beth100posted 10 years ago

    You realize too late that the intimate text message you just sent went to the wrong person.....

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      badcompany99posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Hardly life changing ?

      1. Beth100 profile image73
        Beth100posted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Well, that really depends on who the two parties are.  In this case, they ended up in a bitter divorce -- it was a no win situation.  So, yes, it can be life changing!

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      taintedlove13posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Or when youre texting ABOUT someone, and since that person is on your mind, you accidentally send the text to THEM! OOPS!

      1. emievil profile image72
        emievilposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Now this one I did before. And that person happened to be my boss and the text I sent happen to be a ranting text about her. Yikes!

  20. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 10 years ago

    You resort to reading the religion and politics forums because you are bored big_smile LOL

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    badcompany99posted 10 years ago

    Oh I am so sorry, I will pass that on to the 11 year old kid whos parents have been murdered and who is afraid and starving, gotta have yer drink !

  22. AEvans profile image73
    AEvansposted 10 years ago

    Your Coffee Maker decides it doesn't want to make coffee!!! big_smile

    1. smokenchic profile image61
      smokenchicposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Screaming, and heading to walmart in a panic in my PJS lol. No coffee no mama...lol

      1. Jane@CM profile image60
        Jane@CMposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        I'd be right behind you.

        1. TamCor profile image81
          TamCorposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          I think we'd have to stop at McDonald's first, for a cup of their yummy coffee--THEN go to Walmart--gotta get that first fix real quick, lol...big_smile

          1. Beth100 profile image73
            Beth100posted 10 years agoin reply to this

            I'll join y'all!  I'll drive smile

          2. AEvans profile image73
            AEvansposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            You are funny!!! LOLOLO big_smile

            1. smokenchic profile image61
              smokenchicposted 10 years agoin reply to this

              absolutely, can't go know where with out that joe...lol

            2. Jane@CM profile image60
              Jane@CMposted 10 years agoin reply to this

              Excellent idea, we don't want to offend other Walmart shoppers, do they supersize coffee?

              1. TamCor profile image81
                TamCorposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                Hmmm, not sure--I'd just buy two large ones(for each of us), if they didn't! lol

                1. Jane@CM profile image60
                  Jane@CMposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                  We'll be flying through Walmart with two large each!!!  Might even have some time for other shopping! lol

  23. tony0724 profile image60
    tony0724posted 10 years ago

    The IRS Is at my front door ! smile

  24. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 10 years ago

    I have found it is not possible to do without coffee in the morning. smile

    1. AEvans profile image73
      AEvansposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Me too, I turn into a brown eyed monster. grrrrrrrrr LOLOLOLO big_smile

    2. TamCor profile image81
      TamCorposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, I agree--Tom and I practically huddle around the coffeemaker in the morning, waiting for it to fill up enough to steal the first two cups, lol...big_smile

  25. Anamika S profile image76
    Anamika Sposted 10 years ago

    .......... I wake up with a Head ache.

  26. chukra G profile image60
    chukra Gposted 10 years ago

    failed to control anger

  27. chukra G profile image60
    chukra Gposted 10 years ago

    failed to control anger

  28. tim-tim profile image76
    tim-timposted 10 years ago

    When I break down and cry historically, that is bad:(

  29. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 10 years ago

    when you spent yesterday killing flies and when you opened the balcony door to let the cat out this morning the door stuck. Now it's 12 degrees C and I'm just waiting for more flies to show up smile Called super but they were not amused it was 7:25am on a Sunday. Let's hope they show up relatively soon because it's a little chilly right now and I don't want to spend another day killing flies.

  30. marinealways24 profile image61
    marinealways24posted 10 years ago

    When you locked your keys in the car the night before.

 
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