Succulent Saturday

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  1. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    So... What nonsense are we going to engage in today...?

    And always remember. If you see it on the internet, then it must be true.

  2. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    btw, I just checked my stats and discovered that my traffic has hit a new 2-year low. For serious. It is all over for paradigmsearch....

    I mean really. Got me so depressed that I called "Lifeline".

    Got a call center in Pakistan.

    I told them I was suicidal.

    They got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

    1. Stacie L profile image88
      Stacie Lposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

    2. profile image0
      Sarra Garrettposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      OMG ROFLMAO big_smile

      1. paradigmsearch profile image90
        paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        I'm just getting started. Or not. HP really does need to pay me...

  3. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    I have not given up though, and am still pursuing and solving the conundrums of life. As an example...

    Q. Where do you find a one-legged dog?

    A. Where you left it.

    1. fpherj48 profile image79
      fpherj48posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      That's so sick,PS....really.  kinda funny too, I guess....Cheer up.  You're in excellent company.  No traffic anywhere except in the elite neighborhoods.  Roads have been closed in most of the village.

      1. paradigmsearch profile image90
        paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        I'm still falling all over myself as to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJMVj04lfyo

  4. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    Clarification as to my previous post. Was not humor. I am serious as to loving that tape. It just wont stop with me.

  5. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    I also wish to submit that I am a human being...

    As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients." But another voice kept saying, "Paradigmsearch, you are a veterinarian."

    1. That Grrl profile image79
      That Grrlposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Well, as long as you were only sleeping and not having sex.

      1. paradigmsearch profile image90
        paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Actually, I gave the sheep a break.

        But as to the last woman...

        Throbbing.

        Slamming against the wall.

        On the edge forever.

        Blackout.

  6. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    I am sad to report that the man who invented the Hokey-Pokey has died.
    It was a serious and solemn affair, until it came time to place him in the coffin.
    They put his right leg in... It all went downhill from there.

  7. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    I'm just bumping this to stop the insanity. Anyone else?

  8. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    Unbelievable!

    Sometimes I am almost overwhelmed by my incredible perfection.

    A really good, serendipitous, synchronicity thing just happened for me.

    And that's the way it is...

    1. fayx24 profile image60
      fayx24posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      'I am sad to report that the man who invented the Hokey-Pokey has died.
      It was a serious and solemn affair, until it came time to place him in the coffin.
      They put his right leg in... It all went downhill from there.'

      That's hilarious, PS. So much so, I'm now really interested in looking at your hubs !

  9. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    Sorry as to the "Succulent" title, folks. It was a failed experiment. There will be more.

    1. profile image0
      Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Did you mean there will be "no more?"

      1. paradigmsearch profile image90
        paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        What is a good for Sunday?

        1. profile image0
          Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

          Sacred, stupendous, startling, psuedo, sleepy?

          1. paradigmsearch profile image90
            paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            Apparently Saturday is Sunday.

    2. Quilligrapher profile image84
      Quilligrapherposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Paradigm, at this rate you will fail as a tailor too. It seams, and I don’t mean to needle you, but you waste too many valuable threads. Meanwhile, if you have an annoying stitch, why not just scratch it? I try not to be clothes minded but you don’t spool me one bit! Your humor is ill fitting and doesn’t suit you. You are pinning your hopes on a seamless future! 
      http://s2.hubimg.com/u/6919429.jpg

      1. snakeslane profile image84
        snakeslaneposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        +1
        lol
        What a yarn you weave!
        needle him, you have me in stitches!
        I too was getting frayed by these worn out threads... It's knot fair that para treadles on and on without a break. I wish he would snap to it, we need some closure. I feel ripped off.
        Sorry, better fold before I stretch this reply too thin.

  10. Pearldiver profile image82
    Pearldiverposted 5 years ago

    Depression is such an incredibly versatile and mysterious affliction!   sad

    I believe my poor old mum had suffered from post natal depression for years....  we were completely unaware of the fact...  Oh sure, her behavior was shall we say; Weird and quite off the charts smile
    But what really concerned me is that she had convinced everyone, including her doctor that prior to my birth... she had been fine!!   lol

    Sorry to digress... it's just that the death of the Hokey Tokey man got me thinking about how well my mother danced it while waiting at supermarket checkouts and at red traffic lights while out driving! roll

  11. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    Scrap.

 
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