Succulent Saturday

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   paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

   So... What nonsense are we going to engage in today...?
   
   And always remember. If you see it on the internet, then it must be true.

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   paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

   btw, I just checked my stats and discovered that my traffic has hit a new 2-year low. For serious. It is all over for paradigmsearch....
   
   I mean really. Got me so depressed that I called "Lifeline".
   
   Got a call center in Pakistan.
   
   I told them I was suicidal.
   
   They got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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      Stacie Lposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      

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      Sarra Garrettposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      OMG ROFLMAO

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         paradigmsearchposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         I'm just getting started. Or not. HP really does need to pay me...

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   paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

   I have not given up though, and am still pursuing and solving the conundrums of life. As an example...
   
   Q. Where do you find a one-legged dog?
   
   A. Where you left it.

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      fpherj48posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      That's so sick,PS....really.  kinda funny too, I guess....Cheer up.  You're in excellent company.  No traffic anywhere except in the elite neighborhoods.  Roads have been closed in most of the village.

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         paradigmsearchposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         I'm still falling all over myself as to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJMVj04lfyo

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   paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

   Clarification as to my previous post. Was not humor. I am serious as to loving that tape. It just wont stop with me.

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   paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

   I also wish to submit that I am a human being...
   
   As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients." But another voice kept saying, "Paradigmsearch, you are a veterinarian."

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      That Grrlposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Well, as long as you were only sleeping and not having sex.

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         paradigmsearchposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         Actually, I gave the sheep a break.
         
         But as to the last woman...
         
         Throbbing.
         
         Slamming against the wall.
         
         On the edge forever.
         
         Blackout.

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   paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

   I am sad to report that the man who invented the Hokey-Pokey has died.
   It was a serious and solemn affair, until it came time to place him in the coffin.
   They put his right leg in... It all went downhill from there.

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   paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

   I'm just bumping this to stop the insanity. Anyone else?

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   paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

   Unbelievable!
   
   Sometimes I am almost overwhelmed by my incredible perfection.
   
   A really good, serendipitous, synchronicity thing just happened for me.
   
   And that's the way it is...

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      fayx24posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      'I am sad to report that the man who invented the Hokey-Pokey has died.
      It was a serious and solemn affair, until it came time to place him in the coffin.
      They put his right leg in... It all went downhill from there.'
      
      That's hilarious, PS. So much so, I'm now really interested in looking at your hubs !

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   paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

   Sorry as to the "Succulent" title, folks. It was a failed experiment. There will be more.

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      Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Did you mean there will be "no more?"

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         paradigmsearchposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         What is a good for Sunday?

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            Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

            Sacred, stupendous, startling, psuedo, sleepy?

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               paradigmsearchposted 10 years agoin reply to this

               Apparently Saturday is Sunday.

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      Quilligrapherposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Paradigm, at this rate you will fail as a tailor too. It seams, and I don’t mean to needle you, but you waste too many valuable threads. Meanwhile, if you have an annoying stitch, why not just scratch it? I try not to be clothes minded but you don’t spool me one bit! Your humor is ill fitting and doesn’t suit you. You are pinning your hopes on a seamless future! 
      

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         snakeslaneposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         +1
         
         What a yarn you weave!
         needle him, you have me in stitches!
         I too was getting frayed by these worn out threads... It's knot fair that para treadles on and on without a break. I wish he would snap to it, we need some closure. I feel ripped off.
         Sorry, better fold before I stretch this reply too thin.

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    Pearldiverposted 10 years ago

    Depression is such an incredibly versatile and mysterious affliction!   
    
    I believe my poor old mum had suffered from post natal depression for years....  we were completely unaware of the fact...  Oh sure, her behavior was shall we say; Weird and quite off the charts
    But what really concerned me is that she had convinced everyone, including her doctor that prior to my birth... she had been fine!!   
    
    Sorry to digress... it's just that the death of the Hokey Tokey man got me thinking about how well my mother danced it while waiting at supermarket checkouts and at red traffic lights while out driving!

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    paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

    Scrap.

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