So, there's a half naked girl on one of my hubs...

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    Beth37posted 5 years ago

    Is that why this hub is doing *so much better than my other hubs? And if so, does that mean I have to put a half naked girl on all my hubs and if so, then will we all have to put half naked girls on our hubs until finally all the hub pictures are nothing but half naked girls? This can't end well.

    1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
      MelissaBarrettposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      *smiles* I've got to ask, if you are upset by having a half-naked girl on one of your hubs, why did you place the picture of the half-naked girl there?

      As you obviously have no moral issues with adding a picture of a half naked girl on your hub- and I assume you did it to add aesthetic value- then what exactly is bothering you in it's apparent success in doing such?

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        Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

        I guess my humor doesn't come across well in print. lol
        Im not upset by it. It was a thought that crossed my mind... 'Why is this one doing so much better?' and the only thing I can come up with is the pic. Im just sorta thinking outloud. See how much fun we're having now that I did?

        1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
          MelissaBarrettposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          I guess my humour doesn't come across well either smile

          You're one up on me for thinking aloud.  I'm just aloud.

          In all fairness I did add the *smiles*

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            Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

            You did but I have a really short memory and I forgot about the *smiles* by the second sentence. sad

  2. Kathryn L Hill profile image79
    Kathryn L Hillposted 5 years ago

    I guess if you want to attract more girls or gay guys you'll have to put up some half naked men, as well. Is there a way to determine what gender or sexual orientation is reading your hubs? This might really important to know. You wouldn't want some sort of discrimination occurring, either. You better put up some hubs with half naked men, just to be safe.

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      Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I kinda think that's a good idea. lol

    2. MelissaBarrett profile image60
      MelissaBarrettposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      And feet... in high heels.

      And for some reason young women who look like they have frozen their lips to flag poles and are in recovery from the trauma.

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        Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Id be happy to put half naked pics of myself up, but Im afraid Ill frighten ppl.

        1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
          MelissaBarrettposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          Photo Shop.

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            Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

            I wonder if ppl would notice that my body was so similar to Beyonces. (it is anyway of course.)

            1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
              MelissaBarrettposted 5 years agoin reply to this

              What a weird coincidence, my right leg is similar to beyonce's body.

              It's not similar to HER right leg mind you.  It's similar- speaking in terms of mass- to her entire body.

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                Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

                Oh I thought you meant cause it was shaped like a leg and had a foot on it, cause mine totally does. I've got a knee and all 5 toes. If you don't mind "white-out" shade, then Im a close 2nd to Beyonce.

                1. MelissaBarrett profile image60
                  MelissaBarrettposted 5 years agoin reply to this

                  Wow!  I also have a knee and all five toes.  I even have a calf as well.

                  Me and Beyonce- separated at birth.

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                    Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

                    I got *two!

    3. Stina Caxe profile image85
      Stina Caxeposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I definitely vote for half naked men! 
      *mind working* you could do a half naked men of HubPages Hub!!!
      *mind crashing8 no... no.. never-mind.

  3. 2uesday profile image79
    2uesdayposted 5 years ago

    Beth and Melissa can we have more forum posts like this from the two of you as it made me laugh.

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      Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I used to be a regular on the FB scrabble forum, before they canceled FB forums... we all had so much fun. We made so many friends, a few I met in real life. It just means so much to me to make actual connections. It was great getting to see a little more of Melissa's personality last night. She's fun.

  4. MissJamieD profile image72
    MissJamieDposted 5 years ago

    You all had me giggling out loud reading this thread:) I must say that I think we all realize that sex sells so there's no point in dragging this out:) I myself wrote a hub about being anti-porn, and that was one of my highest viewed hubs by far, but  not because it was anti, but because it had the word porn in it. So there's another tip. Use porn as a keyword and they all come out at night (and morning, and noon, etc)...lol

    Thanks for making me laugh today HP peeps. Hugs

  5. Mark Ewbie profile image87
    Mark Ewbieposted 5 years ago

    I wrote a vaguely amusing piece a long while back and had inadvertently picked up a term that was very popular among Italian gay men.  A lot of traffic, for me - incredibly high recoil / bounce rate, and then Google slammed it.

    Now I have a different title and still no traffic.

    Ah well.

    edit: Nice pic by the way.

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      Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks, sometimes I like to sit on my bed snapping pics... never mind.

 
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