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Beth37posted 11 years ago
why can't they invent a machine to wash our clothes and our dishes and cook our food?
Ugh... housework... why?
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  mollymcphillipsposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Perfect! I'll be first in-line to get her. She was sassy and everything.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I will be making a male model too. Rosie will do the cooking and cleaning b/c she's a female robot and that's all females can do. And Channing will take care of the male robot duties. Now all I need is a few billion dollars and I'll be on my way.
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  Barbara Kayposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Have you seen the dog video on Facebook? The dog picks up everything in the house, brings shoes to its owner, closes cupboard doors, and almost everything. Then all you need is someone to wash the dishes. It was a Jack Russell terrier.
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  aliasisposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Um, wait..
  
  Dishwasher
  Washing machine
  Oven
  
  I think they have that stuff already.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah, that was kinda the joke, but nobody ever gets my jokes... however we DO need someone to put the stuff in the machines... or if the machines themselves ... kinda ate the stuff, then spit it back out clean.
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  AMAZING THINKERposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Batwoman you are getting too lazy. Shouldn't have fired Alfred!!
  Anyway, try calling Mr Fox; he told me he had a something for you, and it does come in purple!
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Who is Mr. Fox?
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  AMAZING THINKERposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Watch Batman movies!!
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I think Ive seen them all though how can they compare to Barbara Gordon riding a motorcycle in that outfit in the 60s?
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  NateB11posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  +1
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  Don Fairchildposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I got it!.... If only that were possible. Instead of a machine to wash all this stuff, how about inventing dishes, clothing and trash that just disappears after using!! ha ha.. kind of embarrassing yes.
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  Rochelle Frankposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I was thinking that, too.
  I know I'm old, but my mom had far fewer mechanical/ electronic servants-- never had a dishwasher-- and did pretty well. Sometimes we don't know how well-off we are.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Hey! I washed the clothes in a river this morning by scrubbing them against a rock.
  All I want is to be waited on hand and foot... I can't believe you would look down on me for that!
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  Rochelle Frankposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  You scrubbed them with your foot?
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  While I chopped wood with my hands.
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  NateB11posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Lol
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  NateB11posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Lol
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  Rochelle Frankposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  OK-- came in late and didn't read the backstory.
  Die, Dee, Due ? Never mind,
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  PhoenixVposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  If a woman will do the dishes...
  
  us guys, will change the tires, mow the lawn, take out the trash, put oil in the car, replace the plugs and wires, chop down the elm tree hanging over the house and crawl under the house with the mice and fiddlebacks and fix the kitchen drain pipe/plumbing.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Really?
  
  Why did you not include killing bugs?
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  NateB11posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Funny stuff. I had to stop writing lol and actually comment.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  If we're being honest, this is a male must-do in every relationship. lol
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  A Troubled Manposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  If the religious would just leave science alone rather than trying to discredit it at every turn, you might have had that machine by now.
  
  Did you know that evolution was science, Beth?
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Stalker.
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  A Troubled Manposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  So, why are allowed to make personal attacks?
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  That was a joke, for some reason you can't tell the difference.
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  A Troubled Manposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  No, it was a personal attack and you are still allowed to post here. This would show there is no consistency or compliance to the rules being enforced by Hubpage staff.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  You had just posted a very long thread post with my name attached as your example. You had said I was attracted to you, but that you had rejected me... it was a lengthy post with my name used well over a dozen times... then you followed me to a non-religious thread and continued addressing me... it seemed to me like an appropriate joke under the circumstances... What I would say is personal, is your desire to create trouble, A Troubled Man. Maybe you could refocus on your purpose here... unless creating trouble is your purpose here.
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  A Troubled Manposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Sorry, but that thread had nothing to do with you other than the fact you came on it and trolled rather than actually respond to any of the points made there.
  
  Like yourself, I am free to respond to any thread. I actually stuck to the subject matter and responded to it whereas you did not.
  
  Again, you are making personal attacks.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Stop talking to me... please. Problem solved.
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  A Troubled Manposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Are you trying to censor me? Are you saying I'm not free to post here? You're free to toss out personal attacks to others and then you want them to stop talking?
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  lol Im going to play scrabble. I *do insist you do not follow me there.
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  Anna Marie Bowmanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  It's not censorship for her to ask you to leave her alone. It's understandable.
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  A Troubled Manposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  But, I didn't come on this thread to "stalk" her, I responded to the subject matter. Is that understandable? Is that a problem? Beth is the one who attacked me personally. Did you not see that?
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  Rebecca Furtadoposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  They do called dishwashers and washing machines.. still got to put the stuff in and out. then I was going to say that is what children are for.. but then I forgot they have to be old enough to wash dishess.. and by the time they are they already know how to ignore you..
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  True... hurtful little guttersnipes.
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mollymcphillipsposted 11 years ago
I don't know, but I wouldn't mind a personal robot some days. Maybe they'll make an app for that.
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  CraftytotheCoreposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  LOL Molly. I want what the cartoon Jetsons had.
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Beth37posted 11 years ago
Yes... Rosie. We shall create her and call her Rosie. It is time.
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paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago
Reminds me of the movie, Bicentennial Man with Robin Williams. For those who haven't seen it, it's a good one.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I did see it... mine will not have any death scenes.
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bBereanposted 11 years ago
Invent a wrist communicator like Dick Tracy had, or the Jetsons, or Star Trek, or Night Rider.....

Hey, wait a minute.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2AjPfHTIS4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qeJKax2CU

Too cool. Good ads.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Those were good ads, but they didn't clean anything.
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  bBereanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Sorry lost focus...clean...you know I'm a guy, right.
  
  Cool watch trumps cleaning helpers.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I wonder how much time a robot would save me.
  
  BTW... Channing! The dryer went off!
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relacheposted 11 years ago
Why spend all that time and effort trying to build a robot when all you need to do is get your Hubs to earn enough to pay someone else to do it?

Wait, my bad... That was only a possible reality from Hub earnings in 2009-2011....
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  and maybe if you wrote my hubs for me.
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LeanManposted 11 years ago
There is something out there already that does all of that - I married mine a few years back.....

Although now living in the Philippines it is cheap enough to hire a good maid to do most of it! A live in maid here will cost between $25 and $100 per month depending on where you are......
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Hmmm... How to respond? To be banned or not to be banned... that is always the question.
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  bBereanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  This is where it gets fun...say what you want to, without actually saying it. Implication, innuendo and metaphors are all your friends here. Walk the line, teeter on the brink, but don't fall into the abyss. You can do it! Might make a good forum topic, come to think of it.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  No, I only had a 3 letter word... it started with D ended with E and had a vowel in the middle.
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  bBereanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Hmmm. I'm no Pat Sajak, but I think I know which vowel to buy. Actually, it looks like you have successfully achieved your goal. Good show. You mean like a female deer, right? Very derogatory, but not ban worthy.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Ray a drop of golden sun.
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  bBereanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Mia, (the name, he calls his maid....)
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Victoria Lynnposted 11 years ago
Me, a name I call myself . . .
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  bBereanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  fa, a long long way to wun, (seemed appropriate).
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Beth37posted 11 years ago
Far, a place that he should run.
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LeanManposted 11 years ago
Doh!!!

Maybe I should get the maid to post the responses for me, she would probably do a much better job in between washing up and doing the ironing; meanwhile my wife is far too busy looking after babies....
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  bBereanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  You skipped so, la and ti. Now we must start over.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Now you will incur the wrath of womankind... let's be honest, you're probably due.
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  LeanManposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I have a 16yr old daughter, a wife and a maid all living in my house - I incur the wrath of womankind whenever they are due!!
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  bBereanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Okay, I'm torn here. I want to laugh, but don't want the wrath....that's not funny mister!
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  That must be why God created women who live in the same household to have the same menstrual cycle... With 3 women, I can't imagine if you had to live thru that more than once a month.
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  LeanManposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Why do women that live together end up with cycles that converge? At least us men only have to put up with a short time each month
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Did you just restate my post using slightly different words?
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  LeanManposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Possibly, have never been able to understand women...
  
  Venus and Mars is probably the biggest understatement out there...
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Im reading a book about that now... it's says that men aren't as clueless as women think they are, but that women should... and now I forgot. Funny how I remember the ways men are supposed to change, but I don't remember my part.
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  LeanManposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  men are supposed to change? I thought it was women that did the werewolf impression at the full moon...
  
  You women have always been the forgetful ones....
  forgetting that you should have started choosing clothes and putting on makeup 6 hours before we are due to leave home...
  Forgetting that we have been at work all day...
  Forgetting that it is our night out with the boys and that we don't have time to babysit....
  
  Forgetting that they have a huge amount of time for the dishes and the laundry................
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LeanManposted 11 years ago
I forgot to ask...........

Why did they not send a woman to the moon???

Could she have parked the lander or would there have not been enough space???
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  AMAZING THINKERposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  It was the first time, and they didn't want to spend another 100 million on women's space accessories.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I am probably going to have to destroy you in some fashion now.
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  AMAZING THINKERposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  
  Source
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Anna Marie Bowmanposted 11 years ago
What I want to know, is if they can send a man to the moon, why can't men find anything?? I am always getting questions from my hubby. Where are his socks, where is his wallet, phone, etc, etc, etc... How did they manage to make it to the moon when they can't even manage to locate their own socks?
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  LeanManposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  It was not a woman that put the moon there, it is in an obvious place, where it should be so us men know exactly where it is!
  
  Socks however could have been put anywhere by you girls along with the tools that we left out scattered across the floor for when we needed them next time.. We knew exactly where we left them and if you girls did not tidy them away we would be able to lay our hands on them immediately.
  
  My wife is always tidying away my computer stuff, she will put an external drive in one drawer and the cable in a box on a shelf in a different room and then forget that she ever laid her hands on them. It will then take a full day of searching and lost tempers to find both parts that were otherwise located on MY DESK in MY OFFICE not bothering anyone!
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  Don Fairchildposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Ya! About tidying up your computer stuff, Just try cleaning up the dishes in the kitchen, then put the glasses and utensils in different drawers and shelves!!! Let us know how that went with her. Oh and try this, put the food back in the fridge while she is still using it.
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Will Apseposted 11 years ago
I couldn't help noticing a can of 'comfort carrots' last time I went to the market, courtesy of the 'Flying Rabbit' brand.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Were you drunk when you wrote this? It makes no sense whatsoever.
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  Will Apseposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Hah, hah. A defining moment.
  
  I am feeling arch.
  
  The winds of change are blowing free...
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  lol
  I find you fascinating.
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  LeanManposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Is that code for "you are a man I have no idea what you are on about?"
  
  Have you seen the keys for my rocket? Where did you put the gloves for my space suit?
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TheErinposted 11 years ago
Or maybe you should get a maid?
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  maybe leanman will lend me his.
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  bBereanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  He wanted to know if he did lend her to you, would you be picking her up on the bike?
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Ill let him watch.
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  bBereanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Barbara would be proud.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I don't know this "Barbara". I'm Batgirl.
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  bBereanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Okay Batgirl, who was Barbara Gordon?
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Oh... you mean my alter ego... sorry. I get confused sometimes.
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  LeanManposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  What am I going to watch????
  
  What are you doing with my maid??
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  i must go now... the batlight is on.
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  bBereanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Mustn't keep the commissioner waiting.
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  LeanManposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Are you taking my maid with you?? Please return before my dinner time as I will need to eat tonight... and please tell her that I need clean socks for tomorrow...
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  bBereanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  You'll have them......
  
  but they'll be hidden.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  You sicken me... and your maidservant.
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  LeanManposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Why?
  
  My maid has a clean bed, private room, meals, above average salary, medical cover and enjoys her life with frequent trips to resorts etc...
  
  The alternative for her is living in a slum, sleeping on the floor, scrapping together enough to maybe eat once a day.. Or worse standing on a corner somewhere selling herself to unscrupulous foreigners that come here and pay a whole $10 to have their way with young girls who have little choice if they want money to support themselves and their families.
  
  Believe me she is very happy with her life - she is not a slave or a servant and acts and is treated very much as part of the family.. She gets more relaxing time than I do!!
  
  Most workers in the country earn between $100 - $200 a month from which they have to pay for their home, rental, food etc. Many survive on considerably less... Many have no work at all and rely on other members of their family for handouts.
  
  I support an extended family and employ around 30 people in various enterprises that would not otherwise exist ensuring that kids go to school to get an education etc etc..
  
  We employ a maid as it helps her and her family as well as making my wife and son's life a little easier. My wife could do all of the work herself and has done, but why struggle if you don't need to? My wife is free to concentrate on my son and our house is clean and tidy....
  
  BUT... I still can't find my damn socks!!!
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  lol... I was just kidding.
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Beth37posted 11 years ago
Why can't men see their own shoes sitting in the middle of the floor?
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  PhoenixVposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  As a reminder that a person only has two feet and 5000 $ worth of shoes in the closet is not practical?
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Why do your shoes cost so much? Your hubs must be doing really well.
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  PhoenixVposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I mean us guys leave our shoes out in the middle of the floor to remind women that a closet with 50-100 pairs of shoes costing 5,000 dollars in not necessary.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I spose we are really stereo-typing now. Im wearing a pair of grey converse right now... they probably cost around $20 and I doubt I have a shoe worth much more than that. Flip flops in the summer, converse in the winter... a couple pairs of heels... a pair of slippers, Im set.
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  PhoenixVposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I think you are the exception to the rule claiming you only have 5 pairs of shoes. On second thought its not that I would begrudge a women having lots of shoes to cover up those painted raptor like talons.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  eww.
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  PhoenixVposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Not to mention lots of shoes muffle the sound of all that click clacking clickity clacking as they walk back and forth up and down the hallways.
  
  lol hope ya know I am just kidding.
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Im glad you clarified... I was beginning to think I should have called this thread, "Calling all misogynists!"
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  PhoenixVposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVJPAe4-lBM
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  Im glad Im at the library and I cant hear that.
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  PhoenixVposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I think Andy Kaufman says something about being all oatmeal north of the eyebrows. Hope that helps!
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  Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this
  It all makes sense now.
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  Anna Marie Bowmanposted 11 years agoin reply to this
  I think I know a lot of people like that...
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