Ha! I seek an audience with the forum queen. She must see me its urrgent.
Shame on you Hollie for not knowing this. She'll have you beheaded!
The on and only B37 (not to speak her name). hahaha
We must not speek her name. She is of an illusive nature yet very powerful. oh Dear! I tremble that I may have yet angered her!
FORUM QUEEN COME OUT!
Where is she??? And her faithful companion...
You know this isn't going to end well. Who is my faithful companion?
There you are! Took you long enough to get here. Your eminent presence has been anticipated for days. ![]()
Is this some kind of joke? What kind of queen not only shows up 7 days late but also has no idea of who her companion is?
Oh Beth, you must reach out to your exterior rupaul and embrace your inner queen. Or something like that.
Come on the hubbies were so long ago and now meaningless. I dont get the fuss, they voted for you. And you are afraid people will be mad about the forum queen thing? Just go with it. Hail to the cheif is a great song, but lGod save the queen is better.
Why WA of course. You complete him. Your cleverness and good nature combined with your faith in his brilliance and wit tames him. He is transformed from caustic to arch. It is therefore necessary to the health and welfare of all of your subjects that he remain your faithful companion.
I enjoy Will's wit immensely, but I don't believe I spoken to him since maybe last Dec. He has thrown himself into his writing and is probably richer than Midas at this point. I've seen him make a post or two on the forum since then. Maybe he is the one y'all should be seeking an audience with as I am here often and easily accessible in comparison.
Beth, a dull Saturday night + a dull forum + the actual friggin title of queen = you being summoned. Don't take it personal.
Its not like you can say I seek an audience with The forum Cardissa. That makes no sense. Even though she does provide wit, advice, and snappiness in all the right places. She is not forum queen.
Perhaps this is just a way for us to all unwind. Maybe its one of those things that is goofy and should be left alone. Who the H cares. Its Saturday lets all unwind and just have a good time.
if I was I would not have an account that has lasted more than a few hours.. right?
I don't really know how all that works... but you know who epsonoko is... if I got the name right.
um, ya its in related discussions. Not only that.. well lets leave it at that. I was around for that entire thing. Crazy.
Why did you use Jane's butterfly?
Who are you then?
I guess I should put this in my bio so I can stop repeating it so much.
Ok, here goes.
I am an actual hubpages user who never goes on the forums. This is an account I am using to produce an experiment. Part one is to see the hub score after only participating in the forums with an account.
Part two is to fully immerse my self even telling others I am a regular user of 2 years all in an attempt to see how fast one can integrate into the "community" in general. I am a user of 2 years for real. But that is beside the point. How fast does acceptance happen on Hubpages? For many sites it takes a long time. You are a leper until you prove your worth to the others. Is hubpages no better? That is what I want to find out. The butterfly was a random choice and if Jane has one I can always make myne something else.
The choice in forum topics is one of study. What gets people dredged up and vocal? I am trying to answer a lot of questions here. Like I told dale, I would probably eventually just makes hubs on this account and try to earn a buck or two.
Epsonoko couldn't spell worth beans. Ive noticed you have the same issue... is that on purpose?
Lay off. Troll someone else. How do you like that spelling. Your a trouble maker. Stop accusing me of being epsonok0, I am not epsonok0. I have seen you in the Christianity forum and you do this to other people. You mess with them untill they give in and give you a reason to report them for messing with you. I was having fun about the forum queen thing. Seriously I told you more than you deserve to be told about my account and now I am asking you to stop calling me epsonok0, or insinuating it, or implying it. Its an insult and you know it.
Baited and now you switch to the innocent huh. You forget the question mark. Honestly I am not looking for a forum fight. But I know the whole esponok0 thing and was here for it and frankly want nothing to do with it. Just please try to have fun. You dont have to be such an uptight person all the time. Seriously. Who cares what people think of you. Be you.
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Case closed.
Luckily for trolls, moderators are slow on the weekend, so this one will probably enjoy a full Sunday of trolling tomorrow.
This situation does not concern you calculus, go write some parody or something.
Why do you keep singling me out? It's so bizarre.
What? Are you slow? Serious question here not an insult. I can work with slow if its the reason. You seriously just thought you were singled out? Or was it this thread? Cause I explained that earlier. Wow.
Ohh, I theenk I'll poste wearever I damme pleese if thats alwright with ewe -- ack-chully, eye'll posed even if its naught alryte with yew. Hoap yoo undarstanned. Have a majical, sparkeley Sonday, hour deerly deparrted epsonk0!
I thought this was going to be a fun thread. I don't like the way it's going. I do hope it doesn't get messy. Please be courteous to each other ![]()
I did not respond b/c I knew it wouldn't end well. I had a momentary lapse Sat. night. Bad on me.
Sorry about that. I had no idea this thread would cause you discomfort or I would not have encouraged it. ![]()
Sorry cardisa, and beth its just one of those things. I will behave.
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