Whoah!!! That rum o'rum drummed me head 'n now tis night-o!! Oh Meeeeggggaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! Where art thou?? I'm a tipsing this way 'n that! Oi!! Where's me Capt'n???
Yahh - still sloshed up to me cups, girl - wandrin round like a turkey with skates on! hic! not only the rum but some triber gave me a martini at lunch time! Ahhhh the pleasures of virtual drunks!
Oh Cags! No bumping! I'm sloshing everyone and *hand over mouth* well, ya know too much rum o rum o rum with Mega today...it's all her fault!! *runs to side of ship*
OI! Me feet aren't working too well...me eyes aren't focussing too well either. But, me brain...well, it's just a little in ov'rdrive... *hic* catch me if I fall ov'rboard! Where's me Capt'n???
'tis true tis true - too much of somethin all right~! I have to look away from the tilda ~~~~~ they remind me of the rolllin sea! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ !
*splutter* hhhhhhhheeeellllllllllllpppppppppppppp!!!!!!!! *splutter* I'mmmmmmmmmm drownnnnnnnnnninnnnnnnnng!!!!!!!!!! *splutter* Oh, I see...it's just a puddle of rum o rum o rum
im sorry kerry. i told you i was out with my brother and his wife earlier today. we were watching a movie called the single man. have you seen it? sorry to worry you though.
he really is a great friend to have. He did save my life from over 1000 miles away, most people ..even my so called friends less than a mile away , did not do it that day, I would of been dead if I did not have Steve as a friend Somehow , he just knew it was serious , more than I even realized and somehow got me to get help..if I would have waited another 2 hours i would of died from blood loss!
I really do not have many friends anymore, after I broke my back and my other heath issues started to be a "burden" my so called friends, many forgot about me..yet they have a good time and tell me about it afterwards, I made a good friend here who actually likes to talk to me and cares about our friendship..I wish I knew others like that
Aww.. It is hard to find genuine people these days. If you have 'problems'... watch them run! I have two children with disability so cant commit to friends when they need me to - the kids come first. They dont 'get it' and never will! With a disability you have to plan more and cant be spontaneous in life. Most people live from moment to moment - there you have conflict in each others perception of reality.
I have set myself a little task (or it might be a massive task, if the 99th person has many hubs!) to read their hubs and leave a genuine comment on every hub i read of the 99th person to post!The prize is obviously that i will read all their hubs and leave a comment on every one of the hubs...
Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dumWere two of the best-kind of chums.All day long they'd laugh and play.___________________________.No holds barred!!Go for it!!ProCW
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