OFFICIAL HUBPAGES NOTICE: EVERYBODY CAN STOP AND GO HOME--THE FINAL WINNER ON THIS HERE FORUM (WITHOUT POSSIBLE DISPUTE, OBJECTION, OR MISTAKE) IS LEWJ, ONE OF OUR NEW HUBBERS. IN ORDER TO AVOID ANY POSSIBLE CONFUSION ON THIS MATTER, WE THE STAFF HAVE POSTED HIS PHOTO CLEAR AND SHINY UPON THIS ENTRY. YOU WILL NOTICE THAT HE HAS ON GLASSES WITH A SHINY LIGHTBULB LOOK IN BOTH LENSES.
WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO COPY AND PASTE THIS PHOTO ONTO OTHER ENTRIES IN ORDER TO SOMEHOW CLAIM THE PRIZE BY FRAUD; YOUR DESPERATION WILL BE REWARDED BY 2 YEARS' HARD LABOR ON A HORSE FARM, AND A PUBLIC SPANKING ON THE WHITEHOUSE STAIRS OUT FRONT! NBC HAS ALREADY BEEN CONTRACTED TO FILM THIS EVENT.
SO EVERYBODY CAN JUST STOP AND GO ON HOME NOW--THE PARTY'S OVER. IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWIN' YOU, AND SEEING ALL THE FINE EFFORT YOU'VE COLLECTIVELY WASTED BY TRYING TO WIN.
THIS FORUM IS HEREBY OFFICIALLY CLOSED FOREVER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION, AND BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
SINCERELY,
HUBPAGES STAFF (The ENTIRE Staff)
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS FROM LEWJ: I wanna thank the Hubpages staff for awarding me this wonderful championship prize; I never DREAMED! And I wanna thank everybody else who tried but lost out (teehee). I am most honored to receive such a prestigious gift over and above every one of those guys who tried but just could'nt cut it. So I accept this great prize with the humblest of humilities in the most humble of humiliating humbosities. And I appreciate it as well. And let me say, if I might humbly add, that I think CBS would be a better broadcast outfit in the event that some lowly fella dares try to usurp my glory. I'd also like to suggest for staff consideration, in the event of such a dastard attempt, that I be allowed to perform the spanking, and to choose my instrument as well. Hombosities aside, I accept this award with all graciousness and joy. Thank you ever so much....