I've just received word back from my home planet, Targon, concerning the research reports I submitted for review last month. It seems as though the 12 Elders are in 91.6% agreement with their perspective on the so-called "intelligent life" on this beautiful blue orb. The Sheeple of the world have been measured...and found wanting. The demise of the human race is imminent. The 12 Elders have concluded that the entire population of the Earth can be summed up like this:
Type 1: People of advanced character and intelligence discuss ideas.
Type 2: People of average character and intelligence discuss events.
Type 3: People of below average character and intelligence discuss other people.
The decision would have been unanimous, but one Elder refused to agree, basing his decision on the fact that he rarely experienced any Type 2's, and almost never encountered Type 3's in his research. Of course that's only because he spent most of his time on HubPages.com. Unfortunately, the other 11 Elders took their evidence from a much broader demographic and have decided to rid the planet of all human beings except Type 1's.
My question to you all is: "Should I try to get them to reconsider? Or should I just say the heck with it and let the cleansing begin?"
What's interesting about the upheaval of sodom and Lot's wife...the Babble says that she was turned into a pillar of salt. But the Hewbrew word for salt is the same as the word for vapor (because of the salt-filled Dead Sea and the vapors that rose from it). So really what happened to Lot's wife was that she was "vaporized"...like someone standing in the way of a nuke.
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