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  1. wesleycox profile image84
    wesleycoxposted 9 years ago

    So would writing a hub about farts be in bad tastes?  I have a story (may be funny, may not) about an embarassing moment.  Not sure if I should publish it though.  Any thoughts?

    1. Davinagirl3 profile image59
      Davinagirl3posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Farts, and seeing people fall down, are God's way of entertaining us. It is instinctual to laugh at these things.  I find that on hubpages, if it's not off limits, it's fair game.

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image59
      Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I heard a funny (supposedly true) story on the "Bob and Tom Show" yesterday.  A man was waiting in the exam room at his doctor's office and decided to open the blinds to let some light in.  (the windows were floor to ceiling) Several minutes later, the doctor walked in, had the patient lower his pants and bend over the table for his prostate exam.  As the exam proceeded the doctor and patient heard several car horns honking....

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      ralwusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Farts are always funny. Write about what ever you want.
      http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/1247.gif

  2. Greek One profile image73
    Greek Oneposted 9 years ago

    I think I would like to read a hub about someone who farted WHILE falling down

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    fierycjposted 9 years ago

    How could farts be entertaining...? Geez, what the hell is happening to the world!

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
      Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Looks like you just lit one.

      1. Greek One profile image73
        Greek Oneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        see!... THAT'S funny

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          fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          yeah, Ron's a helluva guy. He should have a slot in Comedy Central. You'll have a lot fans. Get their ratings up, big time. Charming fellow, he is.

        2. k@ri profile image90
          k@riposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          big_smile  big_smile  big_smile  LMOA  big_smile  big_smile  big_smile

    2. Davinagirl3 profile image59
      Davinagirl3posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I'll be 100% honest. I saw a police cam clip where a guy farted during a sobriety test, and I laughed my arse off.

  4. wesleycox profile image84
    wesleycoxposted 9 years ago

    Sorry Ron but I don't get it?

    1. kmackey32 profile image68
      kmackey32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I think it means he bent over and started farting. lol

  5. wesleycox profile image84
    wesleycoxposted 9 years ago

    Oh, I am retarded.  LOL I get it now.  Ha Ha Ha

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    badcompany99posted 9 years ago

    I can't see a problem, seen loads of shite about smile

  7. Ladybird33 profile image65
    Ladybird33posted 9 years ago

    Well, I just fell down the steps last night, busted a couple of rips and my arse, but, I didn't fart when I was going down all 10 steps.  However, my family did laugh until they realized I couldn't get up on my own (but they were laughing as they were helping me get up) smile

  8. chicago girl profile image57
    chicago girlposted 9 years ago

    I work at a hospital and everytime I call the G I lab i laugh their extension F A R T and they have to where brown LOL Farting is funny

  9. wesleycox profile image84
    wesleycoxposted 9 years ago

    Alrighty then... I'll have it posted in a couple hours  Thanks for the hilarious comments.  I have to admit that I laughed quite a bit everytime one of you said "fart"  It is freakin funny.

  10. wesleycox profile image84
    wesleycoxposted 9 years ago

    I get rons joke now, geez I'm retarded.  The guy opened the blinds which are floor to ceiling, then took his pants down and bent over; cars driving by saw this dude with his pants down, and you get the rest.

 
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