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Three words you can say to your loved one when he farts

  1. peruquois profile image58
    peruquoisposted 7 years ago

    Yes, thats a very funny situation , one is at total loss of words in such a situation, is any one innovative here to imagine whats the best thing to say in such a situation in just THREEE WORDS?

    1. schoolgirlforreal profile image85
      schoolgirlforrealposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      that a duck?

      1. peruquois profile image58
        peruquoisposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Trust me , u Are a school girl for real , hehe

        1. schoolgirlforreal profile image85
          schoolgirlforrealposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          my friend says says it, to take away the embarrassment big_smile

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      Baileybearposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      what a rotter!

    3. profile image0
      Baileybearposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      a wet one?

      1. profile image0
        Baileybearposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        gasp!  need gasmask?

  2. Stacie L profile image88
    Stacie Lposted 7 years ago

    "oh now,REALLY?!"

  3. Stimp profile image74
    Stimpposted 7 years ago

    KnockThat sht off!!  Okay, that's a cheat....LOL

  4. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 7 years ago

    Did you hafta?

    1. peruquois profile image58
      peruquoisposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol that was real funny !!!

  5. Wendi M profile image79
    Wendi Mposted 7 years ago

    Man, you stink!

    1. peruquois profile image58
      peruquoisposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      good one

      1. Wendi M profile image79
        Wendi Mposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Those are 3 words that I get to use on a nightly basis!

  6. paradigmsearch profile image93
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    .
    Don’t do that!

    Take it outside!

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    Kathryn LJposted 7 years ago

    Usually - 'For ****'s sake!' or if I am in a good mood -'There he blows!'

  8. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 7 years ago

    Get away stinkums!

  9. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    you are leaking

    damn that frog


    the cat's outside  (favorite one to blame)

  10. hubzer profile image59
    hubzerposted 7 years ago

    Women fart also   Man it is so funny when a lady rips one in public.Rare,
    but it is in the top laughs of my life. cheers hubzer

  11. timorous profile image85
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    You had chicken? yikes

  12. Shadesbreath profile image86
    Shadesbreathposted 7 years ago

    Have some class.

  13. John Holden profile image60
    John Holdenposted 7 years ago

    Unfortunately "more choke and that would have started" is more than three! "more tea vicar" isn't.

  14. John Holden profile image60
    John Holdenposted 7 years ago

    Of course the best is "stop that now" as it allows the snappy riposte "certainly dear, which way did it go?"

  15. Ben Evans profile image73
    Ben Evansposted 7 years ago

    Darn barking spiders.

  16. saleheensblog profile image59
    saleheensblogposted 7 years ago

    so what next?

  17. maven101 profile image80
    maven101posted 7 years ago

    Out of doors with my sweetheart, after a dish of Cowboy beans, the toots reverberate thruout the woods...I always say "Damn barking deer "...

    1. John Holden profile image60
      John Holdenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat them the more you toot.

  18. Ben Evans profile image73
    Ben Evansposted 7 years ago

    Open the windows big_smile

  19. europewalker profile image77
    europewalkerposted 7 years ago

    what was that?

  20. sofs profile image84
    sofsposted 7 years ago

    You just burped the wrong way sweetheart!

  21. csmcmanus profile image61
    csmcmanusposted 7 years ago

    you should wipe smile

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    That damn frog!

  23. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    What? Couldn't hear?

  24. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    Your a pig

  25. Candie V profile image65
    Candie Vposted 7 years ago

    You're sleeping alone!

    1. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol

      1. mom101 profile image60
        mom101posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        check ur drawers

  26. Peter Hoggan profile image73
    Peter Hogganposted 7 years ago

    Check for lumps!

  27. Catering101 profile image57
    Catering101posted 7 years ago

    Eww, you're gross!

    1. Druid Dude profile image61
      Druid Dudeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That's not gross. This would be gross. " Hey! I was still in there!"

  28. Flightkeeper profile image73
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    You couldn't wait?

  29. Pcunix profile image92
    Pcunixposted 7 years ago

    What I said to my wife last night was

    "Honey, I'm pretty sure that was NOT a duck."

  30. timorous profile image85
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    Nice one..***hole! yikes

  31. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    Go wipe please

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    DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years ago

    need new undies?

  33. Hotplate profile image60
    Hotplateposted 7 years ago

    Smells like Victory

  34. timorous profile image85
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    Want a match? lol

    1. Hotplate profile image60
      Hotplateposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hey watch this (then lights said match)

      1. profile image0
        DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol  lol

  35. profile image0
    DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years ago

    you liked dinner?

    1. Hotplate profile image60
      Hotplateposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Now smell this

  36. lrohner profile image81
    lrohnerposted 7 years ago

    More beans, dear? smile

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    DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years ago

    that wasn't me!!

  38. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    now hear this

  39. Richieb799 profile image75
    Richieb799posted 7 years ago

    LOL gross, one of my ex's called it a 'Love puff'

    1. Flightkeeper profile image73
      Flightkeeperposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      you must mean

      "no love puff"

  40. MeGunner profile image61
    MeGunnerposted 7 years ago

    It is ok

    1. Diane Inside profile image81
      Diane Insideposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I say it all the time.

      Honey, You STINK!

  41. lcg4jc profile image78
    lcg4jcposted 7 years ago

    BLOWING THE TRUMPETS

  42. dutchman1951 profile image61
    dutchman1951posted 7 years ago

    what id the other is a Her not a Him?

    1. Diane Inside profile image81
      Diane Insideposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      My husband says to me.

      Smells like Roses. lol

 
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