By a Vet: I would love to get together with you, maybe I can do to you, what I did to your dog. She had just neutered him.
When I asked her what her name was...
she asked me "what do you want it to be"...
I replied with "Mrs. (and inserted my last name)"
"So, you're smart..what kinda job do you have?"
"One that doesn't involve making money for girls who want expensive stuff."
Its not the line that was a turn off, it was the poor English
I was at the store and a man approached me and said, "Hey girl you look too good. What your name is?" LMAO
My reply was, "Ms Beetle!"...the English teacher on "Little house on the prairie"
Hey you wanna get a pizza and fux. What, you don't like pizza. Get's em moist every time HA, HA, HA.
OMG! Does this stuff really work? how about the truth or honesty or plain being straight up what you want? gosh, I guess I am old...or just smart
OK. the title said...best lines when trying to pick someone up...well, Ive never tried to pick soemone up.
geuss Im old too, Ladybird....
Ha! Ha! We think too much alike...
You ladies are kidding. I'm a lot older than both of you, married, in a wheelchair and I still get attempts to pick me up.
You have to be joking, too many people attempt pick-ups, age is not a factor.
I had just won a pool (8 Ball) competition and was unscrewing my que (into 2 parts) to put it away.
A very lovely lady came over to me and with her straight face focused directly in my eyes said:
"I have been watching you and how you play with your really nice stick! It looks like you know how to screw with it too!"
I didn't know what to say or where to look becz I knew how much I was blushing by the heat in my ears.
Yep.. sure did... but not as much as I ran!!
You look so much better when you smile. He smiled. and the rest is history
hey before ya disappear my bro just emailed me from Ohope?
wondered if thats too far south of you or not?
Where is Ohope?
Check the BT hub (off the track & back again) there are good clues & more in the next one.
I can't believe you haven't got it yet EK..
Ohope ,Whakatane ( I wanna go there )
Yea well if ya gave better clues instead of pissin around , maybe I would have by now
I know where Whakatane is.... They do great fishing charters there and White Island Sacrifice Tours.
It's a long way away but I'll get some photos for you if I ever get there. Take care EK... Gotta Fly.
Hey, I really like you. You get a discount.
by Jerrico Usher 14 years ago
I just launched my new hubpages account "Samurwriter" http://hubpages.com/profile/SamurWriterand was hoping this is the most efficient way to get all my fans to add themselves as a fan to my other account as well (to keep up with my latest hubs there as well.. so far I have 3)...I'm...
by May Galnou 12 years ago
I was on the create a new hub page, where you pick the keywords and categories etc when I noticed that there was a whole large paragraph of text above this section that I had never noticed other times, along the lines of 'badwords.push(followed by an obscenity), 'badwords, push' (another obscenity)...
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