Best lines you've ever received when trying to pick up someone

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   Harvey Stelmanposted 13 years ago

   By a Vet: I would love to get together with you, maybe I can do to you, what I did to your dog. She had just neutered him.

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      RooBeeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You did not go out with this woman, right?!

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         Harvey Stelmanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         You must be joking, NO!

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   When I asked her what her name was...
   
   she asked me "what do you want it to be"...
   
   I replied with "Mrs. (and inserted my last name)"

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   Hack Retisposted 13 years ago

   "So, you're smart..what kinda job do you have?"
   
   "One that doesn't involve making money for girls who want expensive stuff."

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   iamqweenbeeposted 13 years ago

   Its not the line that was a turn off, it was the poor English
   
   I was at the store and a man approached me and said, "Hey girl you look too good. What your name is?" LMAO
   
   My reply was, "Ms Beetle!"...the English teacher on "Little house on the prairie"

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      Crawling Surfaceposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hey you wanna get a pizza and fux. What, you don't like pizza.    Get's em moist every time HA, HA, HA.

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   Ladybird33posted 13 years ago

   OMG!  Does this stuff really work? how about the truth or honesty or plain being straight up what you want?  gosh, I guess I am old...or just smart

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   dennisemattposted 13 years ago

   OK. the title said...best lines when trying to pick someone up...well, Ive never tried to pick soemone up.
   geuss Im old too, Ladybird....

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      Ladybird33posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Ha! Ha!  We think too much alike...

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         Harvey Stelmanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         You ladies are kidding. I'm a lot older than both of you, married, in a wheelchair and I still get attempts to pick me up.

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      Harvey Stelmanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You have to be joking, too many people attempt pick-ups, age is not a factor.

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

   I had just won a pool (8 Ball) competition and was unscrewing my que (into 2 parts) to put it away.
   
   A very lovely lady came over to me and with her straight face focused directly in my eyes said:
   
   "I have been watching you and how you play with your really nice stick! It looks like you know how to screw with it too!"
   
   I didn't know what to say or where to look becz I knew how much I was blushing by the heat in my ears.

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      Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ...aww Pearl  blushin, maybe it was a subliminal message for...I want ya money

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

   Yep.. sure did... but not as much as I ran!!

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      Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Whyd ya run, was she fugly?

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         Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         No mate.. she was really nice & certainly not fugly.
         I was subconsciously just playing hard to get!!

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            Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Subconsciously well just remember dont forget ya seatbelt

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   goodfriendiamposted 13 years ago

   You look so much better when you smile. He smiled. and the rest is history

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    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    

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       Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       hey before ya disappear my bro just emailed me from Ohope?
       
       wondered if thats too far south of you or not?

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          Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Where is Ohope?
          
          Check the BT hub (off the track & back again) there are good clues & more in the next one.
          
          I can't believe you haven't got it yet EK..

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             Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Ohope ,Whakatane ( I wanna go there  )
             
             Yea well if ya gave better clues instead of pissin around , maybe I would have by now

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                Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                I know where Whakatane is.... They do great fishing charters there and White Island Sacrifice Tours.
                It's a long way away but I'll get some photos for you if I ever get there.  Take care EK... Gotta Fly.

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    dohn121posted 13 years ago

    "I'm not cheap honey...I'm Two-fifty for a 'Telly.'"

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

    Hey, I really like you.  You get a discount.

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    Ghost32posted 13 years ago

    Ron, I can't top that one.

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