By a Vet: I would love to get together with you, maybe I can do to you, what I did to your dog. She had just neutered him.
When I asked her what her name was...
she asked me "what do you want it to be"...
I replied with "Mrs. (and inserted my last name)"
"So, you're smart..what kinda job do you have?"
"One that doesn't involve making money for girls who want expensive stuff."
Its not the line that was a turn off, it was the poor English
I was at the store and a man approached me and said, "Hey girl you look too good. What your name is?" LMAO
My reply was, "Ms Beetle!"...the English teacher on "Little house on the prairie"
OMG! Does this stuff really work? how about the truth or honesty or plain being straight up what you want? gosh, I guess I am old...or just smart
OK. the title said...best lines when trying to pick someone up...well, Ive never tried to pick soemone up.
geuss Im old too, Ladybird....
You have to be joking, too many people attempt pick-ups, age is not a factor.
I had just won a pool (8 Ball) competition and was unscrewing my que (into 2 parts) to put it away.
A very lovely lady came over to me and with her straight face focused directly in my eyes said:
"I have been watching you and how you play with your really nice stick! It looks like you know how to screw with it too!"
I didn't know what to say or where to look becz I knew how much I was blushing by the heat in my ears.
You look so much better when you smile. He smiled. and the rest is history
hey before ya disappear my bro just emailed me from Ohope?
wondered if thats too far south of you or not?
Where is Ohope?
Check the BT hub (off the track & back again) there are good clues & more in the next one.
I can't believe you haven't got it yet EK..
Ohope ,Whakatane ( I wanna go there )
Yea well if ya gave better clues instead of pissin around , maybe I would have by now
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