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HELP! What should I do?

  1. Haunty profile image83
    Hauntyposted 8 years ago

    If the MAFIA was after you and you had a choice of either going on an expedition to the Antarctica to participate in the building of a secret research facility for a Swedish government project for 5 years or get a new identity from the government and move to Guatemala to become a gardener in the house of a famous soup opera actress, which option would you chose?

  2. spidergirl364 profile image53
    spidergirl364posted 8 years ago

    I'd choose to move to Guatemala.  Antartica is freezing!  (Did you make this up or do you really have to make this choice?)

    1. Haunty profile image83
      Hauntyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well, no actually it's hard to make the choice. Antarctica is freezing indeed, but still...

  3. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 8 years ago

    Antartica. No doubts. Gotta love snow smile

    Get yourself a warm coat Haunty.

    1. Haunty profile image83
      Hauntyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You are here at this late hour? smile

      1. frogdropping profile image84
        frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        No. the frog is asleep.

        Tis me. The Dragon. Dinner is keeping me awake. And snow Haunty. Ever fascinating to Dragons.

        And you can't fail with secret stuff. All that sneaking around.

        1. Haunty profile image83
          Hauntyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I see. I'll tell the frog you're hijacking her account.

          1. frogdropping profile image84
            frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            The frog will sulk. She does that a lot. Especially when I hover.

            1. Haunty profile image83
              Hauntyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              It may be because you cover the sun. I think frogs like the sun. Although, I'm not an expert. smile

              1. frogdropping profile image84
                frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                No. It's the gas. Unpleasant I'm told.

                By the frog.

                1. Haunty profile image83
                  Hauntyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Wait a minute. I can't believe I'm talking to a dragon. Frog might be angry I'm encouraging you to take over the account. She might even sulk.

                  1. frogdropping profile image84
                    frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    Why worry. I'm not. I do as I please and I'm pleased when I do.

                    It's a Dragon thing.

    2. k@ri profile image88
      k@riposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I agree!!  Get yourself a warm coat...you can see them coming...

      1. Haunty profile image83
        Hauntyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        This must be a hot tip, so I will. smile

  4. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Antarctica -- after all, them little boys look so formal in their black and white tuxes.... lol  smile

    1. Haunty profile image83
      Hauntyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Sure. But you know, that actress is so hot...

  5. profile image0
    Nelle Hoxieposted 8 years ago

    On the practical side. Antartica is much safer. You really have to have permission to stay at one of the research facilities. I think Mafia hitmen would stand out in Antartica. Might blend easily in Guatemala.

    1. Haunty profile image83
      Hauntyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol I think we need to get really practical in this matter. Thanks for bringing this to attention.

  6. Christoph Reilly profile image73
    Christoph Reillyposted 8 years ago

    Ok, mmm, does the Portuguese Soap Opera star have sex with the gardener?

    1. mystixsprings profile image78
      mystixspringsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Of course the Gardner will have sex with the soap star in the garden.  This has to be a tropical garden right so it will be hot and steamy sex, right before the hit man finds and dispenses with the both of them.

  7. profile image0
    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Yeah Haunty, Antarctica is your best bet and take the dragon too he can make fire for you.

 
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