If the MAFIA was after you and you had a choice of either going on an expedition to the Antarctica to participate in the building of a secret research facility for a Swedish government project for 5 years or get a new identity from the government and move to Guatemala to become a gardener in the house of a famous soup opera actress, which option would you chose?
I'd choose to move to Guatemala. Antartica is freezing! (Did you make this up or do you really have to make this choice?)
Antartica. No doubts. Gotta love snow
Get yourself a warm coat Haunty.
No. the frog is asleep.
Tis me. The Dragon. Dinner is keeping me awake. And snow Haunty. Ever fascinating to Dragons.
And you can't fail with secret stuff. All that sneaking around.
I see. I'll tell the frog you're hijacking her account.
The frog will sulk. She does that a lot. Especially when I hover.
It may be because you cover the sun. I think frogs like the sun. Although, I'm not an expert.
No. It's the gas. Unpleasant I'm told.
By the frog.
Wait a minute. I can't believe I'm talking to a dragon. Frog might be angry I'm encouraging you to take over the account. She might even sulk.
Why worry. I'm not. I do as I please and I'm pleased when I do.
It's a Dragon thing.
I agree!! Get yourself a warm coat...you can see them coming...
Antarctica -- after all, them little boys look so formal in their black and white tuxes.... lol
On the practical side. Antartica is much safer. You really have to have permission to stay at one of the research facilities. I think Mafia hitmen would stand out in Antartica. Might blend easily in Guatemala.
Ok, mmm, does the Portuguese Soap Opera star have sex with the gardener?
Of course the Gardner will have sex with the soap star in the garden. This has to be a tropical garden right so it will be hot and steamy sex, right before the hit man finds and dispenses with the both of them.
Yeah Haunty, Antarctica is your best bet and take the dragon too he can make fire for you.
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