Naming Your Computer

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  1. RGraf profile image91
    RGrafposted 9 years ago

    If you had to give your computer a name, what would it be?  What would you call it to reflect its personality?

    1. jiberish profile image68
      jiberishposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I have, on occassion, called it many things I'm not at liberty to say here but I would name it Adam, because it's almost as old as the first man.

  2. freelanceworld profile image61
    freelanceworldposted 9 years ago

    I name it "Computer" only bcoz its one .. hehe
    when ever i format it !

    Dont get time to think and name it something else..bcoz at that time i need to be back to my work asap !smile

    i even name it sometimes like "asdad" "sfsgfadfs" "asfdsfsfsf" lol

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    fierycjposted 9 years ago

    Fiery PC. I mean it, its in the Computer Description fields. smile

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    I have named mine 'Son-of-a-bitch' evidently as that is what I tend to call it often.

    1. AEvans profile image79
      AEvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      You are funny!!! I didn't know that compouters had parents and that a woman gave it birth. lolololo big_smile  Mine is the daughter. lololololo ((Big Hugs))) big_smile

      1. freelanceworld profile image61
        freelanceworldposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        next time mine gonna get renamed ... "Daughter-of-a-Dog" LMAO

  5. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 9 years ago

    Based upon popularity and frequency of phrase, mine will now be known as 'WTF does that mean?' Probably just pare it down to WTF.

    My laptop is portuguese, by default. I can read portuguese none too bad. But my laptop now realises that. Probably related to the fact that it's got some weird 'development' chip installed.

    So now the error messages are becoming sneaky. And probably unrelated to the actual error itself.

    Hence WTF.

  6. Koby profile image60
    Kobyposted 9 years ago

    Mine's gotta be "Loyal (Albeit Unstable) Companion"

  7. RooBee profile image90
    RooBeeposted 9 years ago

    Mac/Trusty Steed/Trigger/Babe
    She aint never gived me no troubles:)
    My friends who have PCs have some pretty creative ones, like:
    P.O.S., Cletis, Bitch, Slut (u know, for opening up to every virus that comes to port)...

  8. AsherKade profile image59
    AsherKadeposted 9 years ago

    piece of shit...mine always gets constipated and crashes...

  9. jcales profile image61
    jcalesposted 9 years ago

    it ain't alive and breathing nor does it posses artificial intelligence? So, it gets no name unlike my TV Bobby Samsung


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