BEWARE BANAL SEX!

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  1. Davinagirl3 profile image59
    Davinagirl3posted 9 years ago

    WHAT'S WORSE THAN ANAL SEX?  BORING SEX.  BEWARE INSIPID SEXUAL ACTS.

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      badcompany99posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I just take what I can get, boring or not smile

      1. goodfriendiam profile image60
        goodfriendiamposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Oh really your one of those....lol

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      Crazdwriterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO Nice one Davina....it took me a moment when I read the title. I was like what? lol

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    sandra rinckposted 9 years ago

    Took me a second to get it. lol  banal sex.

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    ryankettposted 9 years ago

    Some people quite enjoy anal sex.... for those people, you would be stating the obvious!

  4. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    Well needed, much more important topic than "the other one" ! People probably have banal sex a lot, and I feel sure it's not healthy! I don't have the study with me right now, but some  Californian shrink will have one for sure! smile

    1. goodfriendiam profile image60
      goodfriendiamposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Its those darn reports that cause us to be unhealthy, paranoid,worried, sick and the like....lol

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Finding good mental health can lead to bad mental heath in my country too!
        You need to be a shrink to pick a good one! smile

        1. goodfriendiam profile image60
          goodfriendiamposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          LOL

  5. darkside profile image79
    darksideposted 9 years ago

    BEWARE CANAL SEX.

    Because canals are typically dirty watercourses with all sorts of rubbish floating in it, and not to mention the bacteria in the water.

    Best not to have sex in canals!

    1. goodfriendiam profile image60
      goodfriendiamposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      YUCK!!!!...not after that for sure...hell I might just give up sex all together now...I think you may have damaged me...LOL

    2. Davinagirl3 profile image59
      Davinagirl3posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Man, I wish I would have thought of that one.

      1. darkside profile image79
        darksideposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        You already gave me a fantastic laugh at your thread title after I saw the other one. big_smile

  6. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 9 years ago

    Where's that Bunny????????????????????

  7. dohn121 profile image80
    dohn121posted 9 years ago

    I guess is always best to be the one RECEIVING banal sex rather than the one GIVING it!

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      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Um *gulp* uh, no...wait...um...

      1. blue dog profile image69
        blue dogposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        SANDRA!!!

    2. Davinagirl3 profile image59
      Davinagirl3posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That would be a tough one to call.

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      fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Boom! Or rather, Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

    Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of banal sex?
    What made it that way?

  9. arunjain1989 profile image60
    arunjain1989posted 9 years ago

    Can someone be more elaborate on the disadvantages of anal sex....i m just 19 and would like to know?

    1. James Agbogun profile image61
      James Agbogunposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      You get in contact with feces and it is not slippery. I hope you find my explanation helpful. Goodluck on your Banal sex project.

  10. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years ago

    It's better than annual sex sad

    1. Davinagirl3 profile image59
      Davinagirl3posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol

      1. goodfriendiam profile image60
        goodfriendiamposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        or century sex.....lol

    2. Jane@CM profile image61
      Jane@CMposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      ROFL big_smile

  11. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    WOW! You still get it annually? smile

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Didn't mean to brag.

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Whadaya do? Eat steroids all day?

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/popeye5.jpg

          Spinach, like popeye

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    logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

    When he was young and in his prime, he used to get it all the time.
    Now that he is old and grey, he only gets it once a day.

    1. Helen Cater profile image76
      Helen Caterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Once a day!!! He must be strong. I bet he thinks he is da bomb!!

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    Ghost32posted 9 years ago

    Cool.  "Banal  sex."  Can't believe I didn't think of that one first.

  14. Colebabie profile image62
    Colebabieposted 9 years ago

    So Banal sex is boring anal sex? So Baginal and Boral are boring of the other kinds?

    1. Davinagirl3 profile image59
      Davinagirl3posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Banal sex is just boring sex, but I like your take on it.

      1. Colebabie profile image62
        Colebabieposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah... Banal to me is too close to anal, and you can have boring sex without it being anal. But as long as at least one person isn't being a starfish, it usually isn't "banal".

        1. Davinagirl3 profile image59
          Davinagirl3posted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Very true!

  15. Rik Ravado profile image92
    Rik Ravadoposted 9 years ago

    Starfish sex is a varient of crustacean sex but we mustn't soil Hubpages with such deviant activity!

    I quite like Flannel sex: "You're looking really lovely tonight - you know you want to" etc.  Then there is Panel sex which is a bit a like the X Factor.  Wannabe couples perform before a panel of celebs and a studio audience and then either get roasted, toasted or shafted by the panel!

    That's show business for you!

  16. Rik Ravado profile image92
    Rik Ravadoposted 9 years ago

    Don't tell me I've killed another thread? smile

  17. AsherKade profile image57
    AsherKadeposted 9 years ago

    if I had posted this forum, I would have been banned....


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