BEWARE BANAL SEX!

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   Davinagirl3posted 14 years ago

   WHAT'S WORSE THAN ANAL SEX?  BORING SEX.  BEWARE INSIPID SEXUAL ACTS.

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      badcompany99posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I just take what I can get, boring or not

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         goodfriendiamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Oh really your one of those....lol

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      Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO Nice one Davina....it took me a moment when I read the title. I was like what? lol

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   sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

   Took me a second to get it.   banal sex.

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   ryankettposted 14 years ago

   Some people quite enjoy anal sex.... for those people, you would be stating the obvious!

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Well needed, much more important topic than "the other one" ! People probably have banal sex a lot, and I feel sure it's not healthy! I don't have the study with me right now, but some  Californian shrink will have one for sure!

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      goodfriendiamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Its those darn reports that cause us to be unhealthy, paranoid,worried, sick and the like....lol

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         earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Finding good mental health can lead to bad mental heath in my country too!
         You need to be a shrink to pick a good one!

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            goodfriendiamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            LOL

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   darksideposted 14 years ago

   BEWARE CANAL SEX.
   
   Because canals are typically dirty watercourses with all sorts of rubbish floating in it, and not to mention the bacteria in the water.
   
   Best not to have sex in canals!

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      goodfriendiamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      YUCK!!!!...not after that for sure...hell I might just give up sex all together now...I think you may have damaged me...LOL

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      Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Man, I wish I would have thought of that one.

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         darksideposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         You already gave me a fantastic laugh at your thread title after I saw the other one.

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   Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

   Where's that Bunny????????????????????

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   dohn121posted 14 years ago

   I guess is always best to be the one RECEIVING banal sex rather than the one GIVING it!

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Um *gulp* uh, no...wait...um...

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         blue dogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         SANDRA!!!

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      Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That would be a tough one to call.

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      fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Boom! Or rather, Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

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   logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

   Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of banal sex?
   What made it that way?

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   arunjain1989posted 14 years ago

   Can someone be more elaborate on the disadvantages of anal sex....i m just 19 and would like to know?

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      James Agbogunposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You get in contact with feces and it is not slippery. I hope you find my explanation helpful. Goodluck on your Banal sex project.

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years ago

    It's better than annual sex

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       Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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          goodfriendiamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          or century sex.....lol

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       Jane@CMposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ROFL

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    WOW! You still get it annually?

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Didn't mean to brag.

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          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Whadaya do? Eat steroids all day?

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             Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             
             
             Spinach, like popeye

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    When he was young and in his prime, he used to get it all the time.
    Now that he is old and grey, he only gets it once a day.

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       Helen Caterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Once a day!!! He must be strong. I bet he thinks he is da bomb!!

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    Ghost32posted 14 years ago

    Cool.  "Banal  sex."  Can't believe I didn't think of that one first.

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    Colebabieposted 14 years ago

    So Banal sex is boring anal sex? So Baginal and Boral are boring of the other kinds?

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       Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banal sex is just boring sex, but I like your take on it.

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          Colebabieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Yeah... Banal to me is too close to anal, and you can have boring sex without it being anal. But as long as at least one person isn't being a starfish, it usually isn't "banal".

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             Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Very true!

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    Rik Ravadoposted 14 years ago

    Starfish sex is a varient of crustacean sex but we mustn't soil Hubpages with such deviant activity!
    
    I quite like Flannel sex: "You're looking really lovely tonight - you know you want to" etc.  Then there is Panel sex which is a bit a like the X Factor.  Wannabe couples perform before a panel of celebs and a studio audience and then either get roasted, toasted or shafted by the panel!
    
    That's show business for you!

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    Rik Ravadoposted 14 years ago

    Don't tell me I've killed another thread?

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    AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

    if I had posted this forum, I would have been banned....
    
    
    

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