Lately I got inflicted with hubophilia, and it's turning into hubophilitis. What shall I do?
Ok, ok, now lets all remain calm, we don't yet if shes contagious.
Now, here's what you do:
sit quietly in front of your computer
DO NOT TOUCH THE KEYBOARD!!
Look at the screen and for goodness sake
DO NOT TOUCH THE KEYBOARD!
Are you looking? Ok, now keep calm and slowly, very slowly move your hands towards the keyboard.....
I DIDNT SAY TO TOUCH IT YET!!!
Ok, now take your hands and quickly, very quickly! move them away from the keyboard!
Repeat
.....
Repeat again
.....
Repe...
Oh forget it you're a lost cause!
Just write some more Hubs
Can you identify the source of the infection?
just be glad you do not have hub syndrome...it is a killer on the fingers
Find someone to enable your sickness. That's what most people do. (LOL)
It's incurable dear. You've got to live with it like the rest of us.
If you start to develop a fever, it could develop into Hubinator-itis. Without proper medication, there's a 50% chance you'll become a full-blown Hubinator.
Encourage your only source of electrical power to break down, then commit to a building project well beyond anything else you've ever done before, and which will require at least a year of your time.
Well, it worked for me!
Oh, and kill a couple of diamondback rattlesnakes in Arizona, too.
it's the crew at hubpages I tells ya! The put subliminal messages behind the white space!
Caught the bug myself a couple of weeks ago.
Remedy? I took 30 husbcules (also come in liquid form if you hate taking pills!)
It worked..
Briefly..
Then the condition took a bad turn
Get 4 Amazon capsules, 4 Ebay capsules, mix with text about water, and...... no, sorry, that wont help at all.
Being a hubaholic the thread starter must have posted atleast one reply here, what happened?
"tantrum...did it again!" thought MPM
Put your feet up and rest and stay off hubpages before you are completely addicted to signing on and writing hubs.
You should know better than to let yourself get this way. You should have learned from others who are addicted to hubpages. Please don't make us think that you are not a responisble hubber. lol.
I forgot to add that when you feel you are cured, run and don't look back or you may relapse.
No, it's so much worse! No known cure and I think it's spreading pretty rapidly.
Are you saying that she could be contagious? oh graet lol Run for cover!...if you can
Yes, seems to be a pretty common problem too! It's a little too late for me.....but go, save yourselves!
I think it's too late for me too...oh well shall we party then? lmao
For those who are not aware of the disease, here are some of the symptoms:
loss of appetite
sleeplessness
red swollen eyes
stiff neck
pain in the upper extremities
lightheadedness
dizziness
loss of social activities with the household
hydrophobia (not wanting to take a bath)
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