Please Help I Am Sick!

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   LVMposted 9 years ago

   Lately I got inflicted with hubophilia, and it's turning into hubophilitis.  What shall I do?

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      atomswifeyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ok, ok, now lets all remain calm, we don't yet if shes contagious.
      
      Now, here's what you do:
      sit quietly in front of your computer
      DO NOT TOUCH THE KEYBOARD!!
      Look at the screen and for goodness sake
      DO NOT TOUCH THE KEYBOARD!
      
      Are you looking? Ok, now keep calm and slowly, very slowly move your hands towards the keyboard.....
      I DIDNT SAY TO TOUCH IT YET!!!
      
      Ok, now take your hands and quickly, very quickly! move them away from the keyboard!
      
      Repeat
      .....
      Repeat again
      .....
      Repe...
      
      Oh forget it you're a lost cause!
      Just write some more Hubs
      

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      Pacal Votanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Can you identify the source of the infection?

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      mtsi1098posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      just be glad you do not have hub syndrome...it is a killer on the fingers

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      Daniel Carterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Find someone to enable your sickness. That's what most people do. (LOL)

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      anjalichughposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      It's incurable dear. You've got to live with it like the rest of us.

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   jabyrd82posted 9 years ago

   write on another site :-)

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   Angel Of Loveposted 9 years ago

   see a psychiatrist, quick!

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   Dangazzmposted 9 years ago

   Well if it starts to itch, wear the shampoo for two weeks.

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   Kent Merrittposted 9 years ago

   If you start to develop a fever, it could develop into Hubinator-itis.  Without proper medication, there's a 50% chance you'll become a full-blown Hubinator.

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   Ghost32posted 9 years ago

   Encourage your only source of electrical power to break down, then commit  to a building project well beyond anything else you've ever done before, and which will require at least a year of your time.
   
   Well, it  worked for me! 
   
   Oh, and kill a couple of diamondback rattlesnakes in Arizona, too.

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   webismineposted 9 years ago

   Isn't it like blind leading blinds now?

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   earnestshubposted 9 years ago

   it's the crew at hubpages I tells ya! The put subliminal messages behind the white space!

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   viryaboposted 9 years ago

   Caught the bug myself a couple of weeks ago.
   Remedy? I took 30 husbcules (also come in liquid form if you hate taking pills!)
   It worked..
   Briefly..
   Then the condition took a bad turn

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    ryankettposted 9 years ago

    Get 4 Amazon capsules, 4 Ebay capsules, mix with text about water, and...... no, sorry, that wont help at all.

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    webismineposted 9 years ago

    Being a hubaholic the thread starter must have posted atleast one reply here, what happened?

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       LVMposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I am still alive.  I was gone for a while because I was so desperate I took the first advice I got - to write on another site.
       
       Now, instead of just having hubophilia, I also got inflicted with blogpostophilia.

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    tantrumposted 9 years ago

    she died

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       awsydneyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       LOL!

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          manlypoetrymanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          "tantrum...did it again!" thought MPM

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             tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

               Do you want an autograph ?

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                manlypoetrymanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Oh Yes...Pleeeeaaaaasssssse...just sign one in the "Post a Reply" section...that way we can all have one!

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    annvansposted 9 years ago

    Put your feet up and rest and stay off hubpages before you are completely addicted to signing on and writing hubs. 
    
    You should know better than to let yourself get this way.  You should have learned from others who are addicted to hubpages.  Please don't make us think that you are not a responisble hubber.  lol.
    
    I forgot to add that when you feel you are cured, run and don't look back or you may relapse.

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    fortunerepposted 9 years ago

    Darn, I thought someone had the swine flu!

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    wrenfrost56posted 9 years ago

    No, it's so much worse! No known cure and I think it's spreading pretty rapidly.

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    Crazdwriterposted 9 years ago

    Are you saying that she could be contagious? oh graet lol Run for cover!...if you can

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    wrenfrost56posted 9 years ago

    Yes, seems to be a pretty common problem too! It's a little too late for me.....but go, save yourselves!

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    Crazdwriterposted 9 years ago

    I think it's too late for me too...oh well shall we party then? lmao

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    wrenfrost56posted 9 years ago

    Totally! Rock out hubbers everywhere!

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    LVMposted 9 years ago

    For those who are not aware of the disease, here are some of the symptoms:
    
    loss of appetite
    sleeplessness
    red swollen eyes
    stiff neck
    pain in the upper extremities
    lightheadedness
    dizziness
    loss of social activities with the household
    hydrophobia (not wanting to take a bath)

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       Crazdwriterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I only have sleelessness lol if i have one symptom do I still have it?

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          LVMposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          It has a six-week hibernation stage, and since you're only 5 weeks...

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    Crazdwriterposted 9 years ago

    Great so once I hit 6 weeks I'm screwed? lol

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