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Please Help I Am Sick!

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LVMposted 8 years ago
Lately I got inflicted with hubophilia, and it's turning into hubophilitis. What shall I do?
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  atomswifeyposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Ok, ok, now lets all remain calm, we don't yet if shes contagious.
  
  Now, here's what you do:
  sit quietly in front of your computer
  DO NOT TOUCH THE KEYBOARD!!
  Look at the screen and for goodness sake
  DO NOT TOUCH THE KEYBOARD!
  
  Are you looking? Ok, now keep calm and slowly, very slowly move your hands towards the keyboard.....
  I DIDNT SAY TO TOUCH IT YET!!!
  
  Ok, now take your hands and quickly, very quickly! move them away from the keyboard!
  
  Repeat
  .....
  Repeat again
  .....
  Repe...
  
  Oh forget it you're a lost cause!
  Just write some more Hubs
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  Pacal Votanposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Can you identify the source of the infection?
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  mtsi1098posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  just be glad you do not have hub syndrome...it is a killer on the fingers
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  Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Find someone to enable your sickness. That's what most people do. (LOL)
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  anjalichughposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  It's incurable dear. You've got to live with it like the rest of us.
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jabyrd82posted 8 years ago
write on another site :-)
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Angel Of Loveposted 8 years ago
see a psychiatrist, quick!
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Dangazzmposted 8 years ago
Well if it starts to itch, wear the shampoo for two weeks.
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Kent Merrittposted 8 years ago
If you start to develop a fever, it could develop into Hubinator-itis. Without proper medication, there's a 50% chance you'll become a full-blown Hubinator.
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Ghost32posted 8 years ago
Encourage your only source of electrical power to break down, then commit to a building project well beyond anything else you've ever done before, and which will require at least a year of your time.

Well, it worked for me!

Oh, and kill a couple of diamondback rattlesnakes in Arizona, too.
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webismineposted 8 years ago
Isn't it like blind leading blinds now?
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earnestshubposted 8 years ago
it's the crew at hubpages I tells ya! The put subliminal messages behind the white space!
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viryaboposted 8 years ago
Caught the bug myself a couple of weeks ago.
Remedy? I took 30 husbcules (also come in liquid form if you hate taking pills!)
It worked..
Briefly..
Then the condition took a bad turn
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ryankettposted 8 years ago
Get 4 Amazon capsules, 4 Ebay capsules, mix with text about water, and...... no, sorry, that wont help at all.
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webismineposted 8 years ago
Being a hubaholic the thread starter must have posted atleast one reply here, what happened?
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  LVMposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I am still alive. I was gone for a while because I was so desperate I took the first advice I got - to write on another site.
  
  Now, instead of just having hubophilia, I also got inflicted with blogpostophilia.
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tantrumposted 8 years ago
she died
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  awsydneyposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  LOL!
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  manlypoetrymanposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  "tantrum...did it again!" thought MPM
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  tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Do you want an autograph ?
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  manlypoetrymanposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Oh Yes...Pleeeeaaaaasssssse...just sign one in the "Post a Reply" section...that way we can all have one!
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annvansposted 8 years ago
Put your feet up and rest and stay off hubpages before you are completely addicted to signing on and writing hubs.

You should know better than to let yourself get this way. You should have learned from others who are addicted to hubpages. Please don't make us think that you are not a responisble hubber. lol.

I forgot to add that when you feel you are cured, run and don't look back or you may relapse.
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fortunerepposted 8 years ago
Darn, I thought someone had the swine flu!
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wrenfrost56posted 8 years ago
No, it's so much worse! No known cure and I think it's spreading pretty rapidly.
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Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago
Are you saying that she could be contagious? oh graet lol Run for cover!...if you can
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wrenfrost56posted 8 years ago
Yes, seems to be a pretty common problem too! It's a little too late for me.....but go, save yourselves!
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Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago
I think it's too late for me too...oh well shall we party then? lmao
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wrenfrost56posted 8 years ago
Totally! Rock out hubbers everywhere!
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LVMposted 8 years ago
For those who are not aware of the disease, here are some of the symptoms:

loss of appetite
sleeplessness
red swollen eyes
stiff neck
pain in the upper extremities
lightheadedness
dizziness
loss of social activities with the household
hydrophobia (not wanting to take a bath)
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  Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I only have sleelessness lol if i have one symptom do I still have it?
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  LVMposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  It has a six-week hibernation stage, and since you're only 5 weeks...
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Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago
Great so once I hit 6 weeks I'm screwed? lol
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