I could do with some help

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  1. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 9 years ago

    I'm having problems. Where to start.

    I go to bed on a stalking issue and get up to shots of navels and grannies doing the splits up the side of lampost. Mark Knowles has left the religious building (though I swear I saw him down the chip shop) and the pulpit is now overflowing (unabated) with tales of hell and high water.

    I feel hot and sexy ... seedy and dirty ... distressed and saddened ... anxious and lost ...

    I don't know whether I should to masturbate, postulate, commiserate, emulate or simply flagellate.

    *stands up*

    My name is frogdropping and I'm messed up

    *sits down*

                                     hmm hmm hmm

    1. Deborah-Lynn profile image77
      Deborah-Lynnposted 9 years agoin reply to this
    2. Mark Knowles profile image59
      Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL

      I have indeed left the religious building. I can only take so many people telling me to shut up and that I am worthless and they love me. lol

      I will probably not return to that one - I will leave them to their delusions and they can "share the love of the lord " at the top of their voice all they like from now on. I don't know if you looked through the comments after I posted, but I cannot remember the last time I had that many people say so many nasty and condescending things to me in one go.

      Probably the last time I was in church and asked  the vicar to hurry it along as I had better things to do than listen to how much money they needed me to donate. lol

      I am just as shocked as you are to discover the forum now filled with crappy quality stolen photos of half naked fat Indian birds, and will probably be giving the whole thing a miss from now on.

      I am a little pissed in that I argued for these guys to be able to continue posting their photo galleries as I did not see how it interfered with anyone else.

      Oh well - change is always hard. wink

      1. frogdropping profile image84
        frogdroppingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Now that's the mother of confusion. I'm wondering if all of the religious forum is filled with my mum. Mummy sock puppets. I feel ... disturbed hmm



        I did see. I've said this before and I'll say it again: zealots and dogma share the same bed.




        Aesthetically/communally, huge mistake. As a business decision, a great commercial manoeuvre.



        Sometimes we're bitten by the horse we feed the carrot to. But who's the horse? The posters or the site? wink

        Emie - I saw what you said 'don't sell yourself short'. I know what you're saying. I don't mean to. But I'm truly accidental, not talented smile And thankyou very much for saying it all the same.

        awsydney - lolol thanks smile

        1. lxxy profile image60
          lxxyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Finally, Common Sense is being openly traded on the HubMarket. Let's hope it doesn't take a nose dive and abrupt left back to Crazyville.

    3. awsydney profile image60
      awsydneyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Double Johnny Black on the rocks, Chopin in the background and look out into the ocean. You won't have problems no more. Guaranteed!

    4. profile image0
      rednckwmnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      start with number one, have smoke and a drink, take a nap...repeat as needed, you should feel better soon.   : )

      1. Mrvoodoo profile image60
        Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Seconded. big_smile

        1. frogdropping profile image84
          frogdroppingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Tick ... smile

    5. Mrvoodoo profile image60
      Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Blimey, that's a lot of things to be feeling all at once, personally I usually go with the masturbate option, but sometimes you have to do the other options during breaks.

      Hope you're OK FD.

    6. profile image0
      \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this
    7. jrcemail profile image69
      jrcemailposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Are you the same frogdropping that had that picture of a green frog dancing around?


    8. Eric Graudins profile image60
      Eric Graudinsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Sounds like you've forgotten to eat for a while, and are suffering initial symptoms of starvation.

      Just flick out that enormous tongue of yours and catch a few flies lol

      (And it took me ages to find that photo of the granny doing the splits up the lamppost. I'm off to have a little cry now.)

      Cheers,
      Eric G.

    9. Jewels profile image83
      Jewelsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ahhhhh, you're such a funny frog. smile lol

    10. profile image0
      Ghost32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Froggy, you missed a few.  You could always denigrate, instigate, implicate, or hire a surrogate. 

      Personally, I'd go with implicate.  You know, just lay the blame on somebody else for whatever's feeling wrong in your life.  Hey, forty thousand professional politicians do it; it must be right!  lol

    11. profile image0
      cosetteposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      wow that was awesome. i hope tomorrow is more settled...

    12. AEvans profile image77
      AEvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Take a breath, decompress have a glass of wine and relaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx smile

      1. frogdropping profile image84
        frogdroppingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Ahhhh lol AEvans I'm soooooo over it. A nice cool vodka and a good long sigh sorted me out thankyou smile

        1. AEvans profile image77
          AEvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          That always works, Gin Martinis work for me! lololo ((((Big Hugs)) smile

        2. profile image0
          rednckwmnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          yay vodka!!! is that you?

  2. emievil profile image76
    emievilposted 9 years ago

    You okay froggy?

    1. frogdropping profile image84
      frogdroppingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I think I'm confuse Emie. So many changes, so little time. Throws a frog off kilter you know hmm

      Deborah - I have no idea. I think in my case the score relates to my IQ. Today I'm a little bit more intelligent than a day or so ago. That number is up and down like a whores' drawers and I ebb and flow with it accordingly. Some days I've got more smarts. Other days less so smile

  3. Deborah-Lynn profile image77
    Deborah-Lynnposted 9 years ago

    I so admire Froggydroppings...cutest ever and rates a whopping 100 on the HUBBER SCALE Sorry for shouting out!

    1. frogdropping profile image84
      frogdroppingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol thankyou very much but don't be impressed by it. I'm an idiot wink

      1. emievil profile image76
        emievilposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't sell yourself short froggy. You're a great person and a great hubber smile.

        Are these problems from what happened here in the forums for the past 24 hours?

  4. emievil profile image76
    emievilposted 9 years ago

    Mark / Froggy, I'm kind of wondering how come there are so many pictures in the forums now. They weren't here yesterday and they still can put these pics in their hubs (unless these hubs got banned). So why are they posting these in the forums now?

    Have to ask as I seem to have missed a lot of things because of the difference in time zone (like BC and CG going out of hubpages). sad

  5. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    DROP EVERYTHING AND GIVE RYAN YOUR VOTE

  6. Flightkeeper profile image70
    Flightkeeperposted 9 years ago

    Well whatever you do, please don't flatulate.

  7. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 9 years ago

    lol Brenda thankyou smile

  8. ripplemaker profile image81
    ripplemakerposted 9 years ago

    Hi frogdropping, sending you a warm hug...for feeling messed up and all.  If you don't mind receiving one though... smile

    Reflecting on the religious debates:  I don't go to the religion forums for I am not a good debater lol But I love God (or whatever name(s) and have this relationship that is simple and uncomplicated.  You know the kind where you can just go and ask Him/Her for a hug when you are feeling down or a listening ear when you need someone who will listen without judging you or share some funny things together!   And well, this may sound so silly to other people and I have been labeled "weird" for this. *Shrugs..* It's okay. Now I can laugh about it. lol

  9. Jane Dee Summers profile image60
    Jane Dee Summersposted 9 years ago

    Careful with your thoughts Froggy. You would make a delicious French dinner.

    You're the cutest little green thingy on the hub.

  10. Paradise7 profile image80
    Paradise7posted 9 years ago

    Frogdropping, hon, you're ok.  Take a deep breath.  You're a good frog.  No problem, eh?  World's your oyster, it's all a matter of perspective, this too shall pass.

    You're good, hon, even if you do the whole list.

    1. frogdropping profile image84
      frogdroppingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Can my world not be made of meringue? I like meringue. Oysters look like spit in a shell. Sorry if the visual is disturbing.

      Either way, thankyou big_smile

  11. lrohner profile image80
    lrohnerposted 9 years ago

    Mark, Ryan, et.al. are all off of the naughty step. Mark and AW have called some type of truce. Scott.Life is doing a great job of showing the zealots how to have an intelligent discussion.

    Don't know what to say about the navels and grannies, but is your world looking closer to meringue yet?

    1. frogdropping profile image84
      frogdroppingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Yes. Meringue is on the horizon big_smile

  12. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 9 years ago

    @ Eric - lol sorry. It was a bit nasty though ...

    @ jc - I am

    @ Jewels anno anno. I'm funny me wink

    @ Ghost - that made me laugh, thankyou smile

    @ cosette - I'm well over it now ty smile

  13. zadrobi profile image61
    zadrobiposted 9 years ago

    cosette, something is different about you... I can't put a finger on it. Did you get a hair cut?

  14. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 9 years ago

    Hey girls smile You know - living here I do miss the company of women. I sure wishIi lived around the corner from some of you ladies. We could talk about ... wimmin stuff. Like why we never fit into the sizes that we want to. Or the way the underwire always digs in. Or even the Secret Life Of Socks.

    Ohhhhh I miss my friends!

    And yes red - tis I for sure wink

  15. RedElf profile image89
    RedElfposted 9 years ago

    froggy, I don't go into that particular forum - I run the risk of annoying WAY too many people, and have no desire to argue with foolishness (because I would be sure to find some foolish thing to fuss  about). So I don't know exactly why you are upset...but I would certainly agree with ripplemaker. Besides, you are far too skookum a frog to let anything upset you for too long without taking it up with the Hub Pages team - if for no other reason than to register your voice in the matter. Chin up, froggy.

  16. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 9 years ago

    RedElf I feel a bit of a fraud. I was originally meaning that overnight the forum had gone more mad then usual. I only went to sleep. I didn't take a week or two off or anything (shock horror) longer. Just a few hours.

    And Hell really had broke loose. Just for a change. I was being a little tongue in cheek and if I misled anyone I'm genuinely sorry. I was gently poking at the fact that sometimes we need to grip each other a little less harder round the throat and just remember that life is good. Usually ... wink

    It's the fault of Mark Knowles you know. He withdrew and hell broke free ... our very own exocet missile stopped firing. Plus he had a stretch on the HP Naughty Step.

    All the same - thankyou. And I like that word - skookum. I have no idea what it means but I like it big_smile

    1. RedElf profile image89
      RedElfposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      So glad everything's OK! Whew! *breathes sigh of relief*
      FYI "skookum" is a northern term that means "has savvy", "knows her way around", "knows where the bear s**t in the woods", as it were, LOL.
      big_smile Red big_smile

    2. Eric Graudins profile image60
      Eric Graudinsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ah, that was some of his finest work.
      Got all the religious ducks up off the water lol

      I'm very tempted to wade in and abuse him, and probably get put on the naughty step myself smile

  17. Jane Dee Summers profile image60
    Jane Dee Summersposted 9 years ago

    Dear froggy, I suggest a nice cool pond. Stop that hopping it's stressing you out!

  18. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 9 years ago

    lol Jane Dee - duly noted smile

  19. emievil profile image76
    emievilposted 9 years ago

    Froggy, where's the princess? smile

 
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