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   frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

   I'm having problems. Where to start.
   
   I go to bed on a stalking issue and get up to shots of navels and grannies doing the splits up the side of lampost. Mark Knowles has left the religious building (though I swear I saw him down the chip shop) and the pulpit is now overflowing (unabated) with tales of hell and high water.
   
   I feel hot and sexy ... seedy and dirty ... distressed and saddened ... anxious and lost ...
   
   I don't know whether I should to masturbate, postulate, commiserate, emulate or simply flagellate.
   
   *stands up*
   
   My name is frogdropping and I'm messed up
   
   *sits down*
   
                                    

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      Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

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      Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL
      
      I have indeed left the religious building. I can only take so many people telling me to shut up and that I am worthless and they love me.
      
      I will probably not return to that one - I will leave them to their delusions and they can "share the love of the lord " at the top of their voice all they like from now on. I don't know if you looked through the comments after I posted, but I cannot remember the last time I had that many people say so many nasty and condescending things to me in one go.
      
      Probably the last time I was in church and asked  the vicar to hurry it along as I had better things to do than listen to how much money they needed me to donate.
      
      I am just as shocked as you are to discover the forum now filled with crappy quality stolen photos of half naked fat Indian birds, and will probably be giving the whole thing a miss from now on.
      
      I am a little pissed in that I argued for these guys to be able to continue posting their photo galleries as I did not see how it interfered with anyone else.
      
      Oh well - change is always hard.

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         frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Now that's the mother of confusion. I'm wondering if all of the religious forum is filled with my mum. Mummy sock puppets. I feel ... disturbed
         
         
         
         I did see. I've said this before and I'll say it again: zealots and dogma share the same bed.
         
         
         
         
         Aesthetically/communally, huge mistake. As a business decision, a great commercial manoeuvre.
         
         
         
         Sometimes we're bitten by the horse we feed the carrot to. But who's the horse? The posters or the site?
         
         Emie - I saw what you said 'don't sell yourself short'. I know what you're saying. I don't mean to. But I'm truly accidental, not talented And thankyou very much for saying it all the same.
         
         awsydney - lolol thanks

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            lxxyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Finally, Common Sense is being openly traded on the HubMarket. Let's hope it doesn't take a nose dive and abrupt left back to Crazyville.

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      awsydneyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Double Johnny Black on the rocks, Chopin in the background and look out into the ocean. You won't have problems no more. Guaranteed!

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      rednckwmnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      start with number one, have smoke and a drink, take a nap...repeat as needed, you should feel better soon.   : )

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         Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Seconded.

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            frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Tick ...

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      Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Blimey, that's a lot of things to be feeling all at once, personally I usually go with the masturbate option, but sometimes you have to do the other options during breaks.
      
      Hope you're OK FD.

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

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      jrcemailposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Are you the same frogdropping that had that picture of a green frog dancing around?
      
      
      

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      Eric Graudinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Sounds like you've forgotten to eat for a while, and are suffering initial symptoms of starvation.
      
      Just flick out that enormous tongue of yours and catch a few flies
      
      (And it took me ages to find that photo of the granny doing the splits up the lamppost. I'm off to have a little cry now.)
      
      Cheers,
      Eric G.

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      Jewelsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Ahhhhh, you're such a funny frog.

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       Ghost32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Froggy, you missed a few.  You could always denigrate, instigate, implicate, or hire a surrogate. 
       
       Personally, I'd go with implicate.  You know, just lay the blame on somebody else for whatever's feeling wrong in your life.  Hey, forty thousand professional politicians do it; it must be right! 

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       cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       wow that was awesome. i hope tomorrow is more settled...

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       AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Take a breath, decompress have a glass of wine and relaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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          frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Ahhhh lol AEvans I'm soooooo over it. A nice cool vodka and a good long sigh sorted me out thankyou

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             AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             That always works, Gin Martinis work for me! lololo ((((Big Hugs))

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             rednckwmnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             yay vodka!!! is that you?

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   emievilposted 14 years ago

   You okay froggy?

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      frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I think I'm confuse Emie. So many changes, so little time. Throws a frog off kilter you know
      
      Deborah - I have no idea. I think in my case the score relates to my IQ. Today I'm a little bit more intelligent than a day or so ago. That number is up and down like a whores' drawers and I ebb and flow with it accordingly. Some days I've got more smarts. Other days less so

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   Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years ago

   I so admire Froggydroppings...cutest ever and rates a whopping 100 on the HUBBER SCALE Sorry for shouting out!

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      frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol thankyou very much but don't be impressed by it. I'm an idiot

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         emievilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Don't sell yourself short froggy. You're a great person and a great hubber .
         
         Are these problems from what happened here in the forums for the past 24 hours?

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   emievilposted 14 years ago

   Mark / Froggy, I'm kind of wondering how come there are so many pictures in the forums now. They weren't here yesterday and they still can put these pics in their hubs (unless these hubs got banned). So why are they posting these in the forums now?
   
   Have to ask as I seem to have missed a lot of things because of the difference in time zone (like BC and CG going out of hubpages).

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

   DROP EVERYTHING AND GIVE RYAN YOUR VOTE

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   Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

   Well whatever you do, please don't flatulate.

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   frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

   lol Brenda thankyou

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   ripplemakerposted 14 years ago

   Hi frogdropping, sending you a warm hug...for feeling messed up and all.  If you don't mind receiving one though...
   
   Reflecting on the religious debates:  I don't go to the religion forums for I am not a good debater But I love God (or whatever name(s) and have this relationship that is simple and uncomplicated.  You know the kind where you can just go and ask Him/Her for a hug when you are feeling down or a listening ear when you need someone who will listen without judging you or share some funny things together!   And well, this may sound so silly to other people and I have been labeled "weird" for this. *Shrugs..* It's okay. Now I can laugh about it.

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   Jane Dee Summersposted 14 years ago

   Careful with your thoughts Froggy. You would make a delicious French dinner.
   
   You're the cutest little green thingy on the hub.

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    Paradise7posted 14 years ago

    Frogdropping, hon, you're ok.  Take a deep breath.  You're a good frog.  No problem, eh?  World's your oyster, it's all a matter of perspective, this too shall pass.
    
    You're good, hon, even if you do the whole list.

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       frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Can my world not be made of meringue? I like meringue. Oysters look like spit in a shell. Sorry if the visual is disturbing.
       
       Either way, thankyou

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    lrohnerposted 14 years ago

    Mark, Ryan, et.al. are all off of the naughty step. Mark and AW have called some type of truce. Scott.Life is doing a great job of showing the zealots how to have an intelligent discussion.
    
    Don't know what to say about the navels and grannies, but is your world looking closer to meringue yet?

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       frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yes. Meringue is on the horizon

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    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    @ Eric - lol sorry. It was a bit nasty though ...
    
    @ jc - I am
    
    @ Jewels anno anno. I'm funny me
    
    @ Ghost - that made me laugh, thankyou
    
    @ cosette - I'm well over it now ty

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    zadrobiposted 14 years ago

    cosette, something is different about you... I can't put a finger on it. Did you get a hair cut?

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    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    Hey girls You know - living here I do miss the company of women. I sure wishIi lived around the corner from some of you ladies. We could talk about ... wimmin stuff. Like why we never fit into the sizes that we want to. Or the way the underwire always digs in. Or even the Secret Life Of Socks.
    
    Ohhhhh I miss my friends!
    
    And yes red - tis I for sure

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    RedElfposted 14 years ago

    froggy, I don't go into that particular forum - I run the risk of annoying WAY too many people, and have no desire to argue with foolishness (because I would be sure to find some foolish thing to fuss  about). So I don't know exactly why you are upset...but I would certainly agree with ripplemaker. Besides, you are far too skookum a frog to let anything upset you for too long without taking it up with the Hub Pages team - if for no other reason than to register your voice in the matter. Chin up, froggy.

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    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    RedElf I feel a bit of a fraud. I was originally meaning that overnight the forum had gone more mad then usual. I only went to sleep. I didn't take a week or two off or anything (shock horror) longer. Just a few hours.
    
    And Hell really had broke loose. Just for a change. I was being a little tongue in cheek and if I misled anyone I'm genuinely sorry. I was gently poking at the fact that sometimes we need to grip each other a little less harder round the throat and just remember that life is good. Usually ...
    
    It's the fault of Mark Knowles you know. He withdrew and hell broke free ... our very own exocet missile stopped firing. Plus he had a stretch on the HP Naughty Step.
    
    All the same - thankyou. And I like that word - skookum. I have no idea what it means but I like it

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       RedElfposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       So glad everything's OK! Whew! *breathes sigh of relief*
       FYI "skookum" is a northern term that means "has savvy", "knows her way around", "knows where the bear s**t in the woods", as it were, LOL.
       Red

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       Eric Graudinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ah, that was some of his finest work.
       Got all the religious ducks up off the water
       
       I'm very tempted to wade in and abuse him, and probably get put on the naughty step myself

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    Jane Dee Summersposted 14 years ago

    Dear froggy, I suggest a nice cool pond. Stop that hopping it's stressing you out!

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    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    lol Jane Dee - duly noted

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    emievilposted 14 years ago

    Froggy, where's the princess?

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