If you could have a superpower

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   Ms Chievousposted 15 years ago

   The forum on changing the world got me thinking.. if you could have a superpower what would it be and why?  I think i would like the ability to read minds. that way I would be able to be more effective in my attempts to help people...

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      rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      that would be if people knew what they wanted. 

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         Ms Chievousposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         True.. But leave it to my motherly instinct superpower to tell them what they really want!

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      loveofnightposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      that is a dangerous power because you would also know what people think of you....sometimes it's better to be in the dark

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         Ms Chievousposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Nah!  I 'm used to people not liking me.. won't hurt my feelings abit!

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      Ghost32posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I'd like the power of deception.
      
      No, I didn't say dishonesty.  What I'm getting at is the extreme power of being able to fool others "at need" as a survival tool.  Let's say some dude decides to off me  (a situation which has occasionally been threatened, though I couldn't say how serious each threat was or was not).  With a deception superpower I could easily fool him into thinking I was already dead, or moved to Venus, or was too dangerous for him to comtemplate action against me.
      
      You still think deception is a bad thing?  Well, maybe it is.  After all, it's the most important thing in all  of war:  Make the enemy army think you're going to THIS, then do THAT and wipe 'em all out.  It's the basis of all fishing:  Make the poor fishie think he's getting a snack, and instead he BECOMES a snack.  It's the basis of most competitive sports--a boxing head fake, a football or basketball play the other side  never saw coming.  And the basis of poker, chess, etc. 
      
      Yup.  I want the superpower of deception.

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   frogdroppingposted 15 years ago

   I'd like to bend time please. I like the idea of bending anything to be honest so messing with time would be great.
   
   Add that to my Christmas gift list guys

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   shamelabboushposted 15 years ago

   I'd like to have the flying ability so I can avoid traffic everyday and reduce pollution... ...

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   GeneralHowitzerposted 15 years ago

   I would be like that one that can morph or transform into an animal like snake to prey on you froggy hehehe mouthwatering treat

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      LEWJposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      What a funny picture GH--the little fella with the helmet!

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   Ms Chievousposted 15 years ago

   Ohh bendding time is a tricky buisness frogdropping! Shamelaboush.. Do you think you could get a tax rebate for flying to work.. just like the ones we get for buying hybrids

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      shamelabboushposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Let them catch me first and we will discuss taxes

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   BadCoposted 15 years ago

   X-Ray Vision - Go Figure

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      GeneralHowitzerposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I know where you're up to colored bikinis of Ms chievous  nyahahahaha...

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         GeneralHowitzerposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         and of green toad too nyahahaha...

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         Ms Chievousposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         LOL

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      shamelabboushposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I think it's too much noisy BC...

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      loveofnightposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      i see you're being yourself again

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   frogdroppingposted 15 years ago

   BC x-ray vision would leave you viewing bones though. You like that kind of thing?

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      BadCoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Ya always gotta go spoil my fun, DONCHA

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   BadCoposted 15 years ago

   Ok Invisible Man, go on Frogger try spoiling that one

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      frogdroppingposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Bit late but I'll try
      
      You couldn't actually do anything other than stare, lasciviously. Touching would involve lots of freaked out wimmin and shrieking I'd imagine
      
      Why not just go for the power of Selective Attraction? That way you could switch on your super power when you spot the wimmin you want ...

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   Ms Chievousposted 15 years ago

   So are we using our powers for the good of mankind or just self gratification here?

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      shamelabboushposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Self-fulfilment

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      BadCoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Self gratification, jeeeez what a sily question

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    Ms Chievousposted 15 years ago

    

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    shai77posted 15 years ago

    The super power i would like most
    is the ability to actually understand how women thinks.
    Understand the women brain.
    Guys i beat you this time! it is absolutely the ultimate super power.No one can beat this ,i mean x-rays are cool ,but it is kid stuff compared to this.

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       Wisdom_Lover27posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       As former VP Quayle stated, "A woman's mid is a dangerous place to be!"

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    zadrobiposted 15 years ago

    The ability to create Turkish Delight.

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    sneakorocksolidposted 15 years ago

    The ability to know what my wife is really thinking.

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       rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       you dont want that!!!!

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          sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I was affraid of that.

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             rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             see, you kinda did know what she was thinking...how long you been married?

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                sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                33yrs wonderful years! I should of clarified, when we go out to eat I allways ask,"Where would you like to go?" She allways says," I don't mind you pick." This has been going on for years mind you. I'll sugest something and she'll say, "I not in the mood for that." This process goes on until I guess the right place, HELP!

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                   rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   oh, sorry. congrats on the 33 years! hubby does the same to me. i end up so hungry i could eat my arm, and we go to burger king.

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    It would be the ability to move on to another planet. I need something new.

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       sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       But we love you Super Tantrum!

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          tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          You can come with me then

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             sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             You're on!

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    starme77posted 15 years ago

    I would like to be a fly on a wall LOL

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       No you don't! I'm around with my swatter !

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    rednckwmnposted 15 years ago

    i want to be able to type effortlessly, with no mistakes. and to be able to shit money!

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    loveofnightposted 15 years ago

    i would like to be able to transport from place to place like the white-lighters in charmed

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    On a serious note, I would like to have or for someone to have the power to heal all manner of sickness and lameness and such for all.

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You should be God And I will believe

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    wesleycoxposted 15 years ago

    Super strength, super hearing, super vision, super speed, and flight.  Laser vision would be cool also.

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    Gemsongposted 15 years ago

    *putting in request*
    
    I would like the ability to move things with my mind so I can multi-task better. It would work perfectly with my multiple personalities.
    
    Thank you in advance.

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    Simply Reddposted 15 years ago

    Hmmm... I'd like to have the ability to make things bigger.
    
    (No, not that!)

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    Valerie Fposted 15 years ago

    To be several places at once. That way, I can work, go to the kids soccer games, get the shopping done, clean up the house, teach a dance lesson, practice my music, and attend the school meeting all while hanging out at the comic book shop!

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    elisabethkcmoposted 15 years ago

    go back in time and do things better

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    cosetteposted 15 years ago

    this could come in handy sometimes

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    geminimoonposted 15 years ago

    My super power would bring peace and happiness to everyone on our earth.

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    GoldiStringposted 15 years ago

    The power to know what would be the next winning numbers for mega-million lotto. Ahem... Gimme!

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    GoldiStringposted 15 years ago

    Also:
    
    The power to absorb all your powers.

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    shinujohn2008posted 15 years ago

    then i own google

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years ago

    slow down time

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Troll Zapping

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    hubtivistposted 15 years ago

    I'd like to grow some hair. Will never happen.

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       ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Why? I wish I was bald. I was a few times and it keeps coming back.

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       GoldiStringposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I have the power to make wigs. Tell me the details.

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    yoshi97posted 15 years ago

    x-ray vision ... too many benefits to go through them all ...

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    Ms Chievousposted 15 years ago

    Today I wish I had the ability for total mind control.  I could just make a person do my bidding by just thinking about it.  It would make my Friday go by so much better..

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