What is your superpower?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    My superpower is the ability to be completely consistent at inconsistency.  Yep, since I can remember, not sure when that was?  hmm:

    and you?

    1. Glemoh101 profile image48
      Glemoh101posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      My superpower is reading your thread " what is your superpower" :d

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol

        lol  lol

        my superpower is laughing so herd I pee my pants, known fact sadly here

        But onwards and downwards I say lol

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          mtsi1098posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          my super power is peeing hard and dotting the i in my avatar name smile

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            cool

            can I be your superpower dot?
            tongue

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              mtsi1098posted 7 years agoin reply to this

              you can be the dot and cross the t smile

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this
    2. lady_love158 profile image57
      lady_love158posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I can bring a man to his knees with a touch! LOL

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Lmfao

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        ssaulposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        good freaking one big_smile

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Best one yet
          I concur
          big_smile

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      ssaulposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      my super power is calling people out on their bullshit before they even say the shit! The other is making my hubby give all his cash willing every month! big_smilebig_smilebig_smile

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    Clearly my other superpower is the magnetic ability of not interesting enough threads
    lol

    this use to be fun, mind you there was always beer involved

    lol

    1. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      hey why did you change your pic?...atleast it was magnetic smile...actually i entered this thread but couldnot understand what exactly you meant...

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        thats my superpower making no sense no matter how hard I try

        and switching avatars

        off to get an avatar that makes no sense lol

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        pic back, thanks for that cause me bum must be my superpower it's smoking hot!
        big_smile

  3. Lisa HW profile image66
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    I'm fairly certain my super power has to be that I can remain invisible for long periods of time - like decades, in some instances.  lol  lol  It does come in handy most of the time.  smile  Even when it doesn't, it never ceases to completely and utterly amaze me at how skilled I apparently am at it.   smile

  4. EmpressFelicity profile image71
    EmpressFelicityposted 7 years ago

    I have a keenly developed bullsh1t detector - capable of identifying traces of the brown stuff at ppm levels lol

    1. Julie2 profile image61
      Julie2posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      NICE ONE!!! lol

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    Kathryn LJposted 7 years ago

    My super power involves a brain that makes independent, executive decisions.  Without my consent, it erases anything that it considers to be boring or irrelevant.  This causes mayhem as I forget partial or whole conversations, miss appointments and 'lose' events and sometimes even people!  Ever the hypochondriac, I thought it was the start of early age onset dementia but it turns out to be the menopause.  So that's all right then.  I now have the perfect defence plea for shop-lifting and murder. smile

  6. tobey100 profile image60
    tobey100posted 7 years ago

    Mine is the ability to detect BS from great distances.  lol  EmpressFelicity and I were evidently separated at birth.

    1. EmpressFelicity profile image71
      EmpressFelicityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol

      Just out of interest, do you find that this particular superpower really p1sses people off?

      1. tobey100 profile image60
        tobey100posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Oh Yeah.  I find I usually get something like 'You think you're soooo smart.'  My response has always been, 'No, not smart.  Just very good at recognizing the smell of BS.'

        1. EmpressFelicity profile image71
          EmpressFelicityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          LOL, I will remember that one for future reference...

          I tend to find that the more accurately you pinpoint the exact dimensions and content of the bullsh1t, the more outraged the bullsh1tter tends to get.  It's a good rule of thumb for judging whether you've "hit the mark".

    2. Pearldiver profile image80
      Pearldiverposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That is BS! roll

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol  lol  lol

        so was that!  ?  hmm:  sigh, I try.

  7. Right On Time profile image62
    Right On Timeposted 7 years ago

    My superpower is to create happiness from boredom...I'm happy now!!! roll

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  8. Don Ship profile image76
    Don Shipposted 7 years ago

    Enhanced Speed. tongue
    People always say, "Whoa, slow down kid!" Yeah I'm super fast. I leave others eating my dust as I zoom past them at light speed. I can't be stopped (Unless I trip, ofc tongue) and nothing's off limits to me. cool Yep, you heard me I can have whatever I want. tongue lol

  9. Mercredi profile image65
    Mercrediposted 7 years ago

    The ability to drink coffee all day. I could also cause great harm to small fuzzy animals but, I never do. Like Superman's aversion to kryptonite, I've found drinking gasoline to be deadly dangerous for me.

  10. Stacie L profile image88
    Stacie Lposted 7 years ago

    my super power is to cut through bullsh*t with my keen eyesight...and superb mental abilities wink

  11. L.C. Smith profile image59
    L.C. Smithposted 7 years ago

    I have the ability to procrastinate...about anything.  I have no planning skills whatsoever, because I feel anything can change along the way.  I have yet to be defeated by this, as I always end up pulling through.  It's a stressful job, but someone has to do it.

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    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    My stubborness, I refuse to drown even if there is no straw left to hang on to it. And I am a big attraction to energetic vampires. All my life I cannot get rid of them. sad

  13. Pandoras Box profile image65
    Pandoras Boxposted 7 years ago

    Sarcasm. I'm just now learning to control this power and rein it in, to keep from blasting everyone with it like Cyclops and his laser eye on Xmen.

    But I haven't figured out yet how to use it for real good.

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    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    Sarcasm is a sharp weapon, you have to be careful with it.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Girl, bang on there big_smile

  15. mistyhorizon2003 profile image92
    mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago

    Mine is to read hubs, forums etc, whilst a friend's terrier dog who we are looking after, breaks horrendous smelling wind whilst wedged on the sofa next to me.

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      mtsi1098posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      does the dog like the forums smile

      1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image92
        mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Apparently not, as she not only farts like a trouper, but manages to do it whilst asleep. Getting my gas mask now !!!

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          mtsi1098posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          good luck and do not give her any beans smile

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            a slap would do sad

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You rock!  Still!

      cool

      1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image92
        mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        LOL, cheers Kimberly, the fumes are most certainly enough to make anyone 'rock'...... phsawwwww!!!

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          pee

          1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image92
            mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            LOL. I have had enough, the stench is just toooooo..... much.... choke! Time for bed, minus pongy arsed pooch. Catch up tomorrow wink

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              kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Again thanks to you Missy yikes hmm:

  16. Haunty profile image80
    Hauntyposted 7 years ago

    My superpower is procrastination, the ability to delay doing something that I should do, because I do not want to do it. Coupled with a complete lack of conscientiousness, this makes me really powerful.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Don't worry, you at least made the second page lol

  17. Maddie Ruud profile image76
    Maddie Ruudposted 7 years ago

    My superpower is telling pointless stories that you think are going to have a point, until the very end... when you realize... they don't.  I'm famous for it.

    1. Haunty profile image80
      Hauntyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      So in other words, your superpower is that you are cute. Not bad.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Excellent point I say

      ;lol:

      Maddie swear to sh@t I'm hubbing from the tub

      First time

      See we know I never have a point hmm:

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    My superpower is I am lethal like a hockey stick, If only someone would give me  a slap shot [ahhmmm] [mmmmmmmmmmm]

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    SapphireGreenposted 7 years ago

    my super power is to tune stupid ignorant people out. lol big_smile

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Sorry I can't hear you pardon? lol

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        SapphireGreenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        very funny ha ha :l

  20. Stevennix2001 profile image90
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    Mine is to miraculously kill any forum that's designed to be fun for some reason, as people seem to stop posting lately whenever i just say hi.  lollol I guess it must be my magnetic personality or something. wink lol j/k

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol  lol   lol   roll   lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    Ok for real bought a new superpower (s) and am calling it the superloser power because I am in the tub with my new I phone4 bloody well posting in hubpages forums haven't had dinner 6 hubs to polish and publish but noooooo I am using this thing to keep hubbing when for sure I'll drop it in now cold water but have a huge I'm infatuated vuitton to put it in and can't get Mack of this touchscreen shiit oye my!

    yikes

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    I want my money NFL iPhones should float and be waterproof

    Oh thanks all for reading the hub I just published no self promotion just gratitude from da phone bubbles and me. hmm:

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    I don't care if I am posting alone cause I am super loser power smile

  24. Stevennix2001 profile image90
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    i have the superpower to over think and analyze things all the time.  i guess that's why i can always identify with heroes that say their gifts are also their curse. wink lollollol

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      JASON NICHOLSposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      My superpower is i have 6th sense. So i can see the future, move things/objets by a inch or so and travel to far off places in my dreams. wink  tongue big_smile big_smile big_smile

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        You loose I have a 7th sense

        Sadly S it makes crazy non sence

        lol

  25. Midnight Oil profile image79
    Midnight Oilposted 7 years ago

    I have a sixth sense too - I see dumb people wink hehehehe

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      JASON NICHOLSposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Oh yeah! I can reconize one in an instant. big_smile

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        roll

        Ha

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    mtsi1098posted 7 years ago

    I have a great power and predict kimberlyslyrics will respond next

  27. Randy Godwin profile image92
    Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago

    My superpower is being able to tell what a woman is thinking!  smile


    And the answer is, maybe!  lol

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    mtsi1098posted 7 years ago

    damn now my super power does not work...I predict someone will respond

    1. Randy Godwin profile image92
      Randy Godwinposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Nope, wrong again!  Just a snake! smile

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        mtsi1098posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        boy i really suck at this...new prediction...I will have at least 1 more forum post tonight

  29. elayne001 profile image83
    elayne001posted 7 years ago

    I have a very keen sense of smell - which sometimes is not such a pleasure when there are dirty socks, mildew, mold, dust, etc in the house. Also if my husband ate some spicey food, it is very hard to give him a big kiss for a day or so... On the other hand, I am somewhat like the canine dogs, I am good for hunting out where the fresh bread, cookies, cakes, etc. are.

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      mtsi1098posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I guess you would not like my son's ice hockey bag after a game smile

      1. elayne001 profile image83
        elayne001posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        definitely not!

  30. Katelyn Weel profile image87
    Katelyn Weelposted 7 years ago

    Vegan superpowers!!!! big_smile

    1. iamalegend profile image72
      iamalegendposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hit with a thunder

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    MrDSpade2posted 7 years ago

    Let's see my super power... The ability to say f!@# you, when i get pissed off and o, o, o, there's that finger again, LMFAO!!! Yeah that's right buddy keep walking, hahahaha...

  32. Extinct Soul profile image57
    Extinct Soulposted 7 years ago

    My superpower is being able to shut up for a long period of time. and yeah listening...really listening (yeah, even to boring stuff and boring people)...

  33. kmackey32 profile image67
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    My superpower is seeing if you can guess what my superpower is........ha

 
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