Funniest thing you've heard in the office today...

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  1. SkippingThruLife profile image60
    SkippingThruLifeposted 9 years ago

    Not kidding...

    "I could do all my shopping in the gift shop at Cracker Barrel."

    1. manlypoetryman profile image72
      manlypoetrymanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      HHHMMM...That's a reality that no one has ever made public...and great news...the next time my wife wants to take me shoppin'...we are just going to head straight to the Cracker Barrel!

  2. rsmallory profile image78
    rsmalloryposted 9 years ago

    "Can you get this customer set up for a project were starting tomorrow? I don't have their bill to information yet and am waiting on their credit app, but we need to order material..."

    sure, ok. Who cares if we actually get paid for this work!?!

  3. Learn Music 4 Me profile image60
    Learn Music 4 Meposted 9 years ago

    there're a couple of sites i used to frequent, with great quotes from the office...  i haven't gone in a while, so i don't remember for sure about the address...  i think they were

    notalwaysright (stories of bad/rude/clueless customers)
    overheardintheoffice (assorted silly/embarrassing/just dumb stuff)

    i had to stop myself because i was spending too much time reading... smile

    ok, back to work for me!

  4. Pr0metheus profile image57
    Pr0metheusposted 9 years ago

    "tshhhooooow, click"

    That's the sound of our entire office losing power because an Electrical worker snipped the wrong line while I was on the phone with a potential customer... yay for working from home?

  5. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 9 years ago

    I work alone. At home mostly. I daren't say anything funny to myself - they  lock people up for that hmm

  6. shamelabboush profile image65
    shamelabboushposted 9 years ago

    Have heard nothin. It's a boring office there...

  7. archdaw profile image62
    archdawposted 9 years ago

    "I've been working out with my personal trainer."

    Good luck with that! She should have used the money and just get a gurddle and a proper bra.

  8. SkippingThruLife profile image60
    SkippingThruLifeposted 9 years ago

    Haha! This stuff cracks me up.

    In the breakroom, I just heard someone shout, "Who's fish sticks are these?"

  9. sunstreeks profile image80
    sunstreeksposted 9 years ago

    just heard this from the other side of my cubicle. "I dont know what mine says. Its in japanese. What does yours say?"

  10. nicomp profile image63
    nicompposted 9 years ago

    "I'm gonna wait until ObamaCare passes, then I'll go to the doctor"


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