Why I Hate Eric Graudins

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  1. Eric Graudins profile image59
    Eric Graudinsposted 10 years ago

    Why I Hate Eric Graudins

    This was the title of a webpage that stared back at me from Google when I searched for my name.

    And it was on HubPages!

    So I went and had a look, and cracked up.

    A new hubber named NiteRiter had written about the stuff in my profile.
    http://hubpages.com/hub/Niteriter

    I had a look at a couple of his other hubs, and thought that they were great - even though he is a Canadian.
    I even became his fan (he only has 6 - poor bugger)

    So check out his hubs, and become a fan of this guy before he becomes famous.
    And I don't think he's posted in the forums yet either.

    I reckon he could be potentially another Shadesbreath, or Spryte, or Pearldiver, or Christoph Rielly, or someone pretty good like that.

    http://hubpages.com/profile/Niteriter

    Cheers,
    Eric G.

    1. CarpetDiem profile image70
      CarpetDiemposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      UPDATE.

      Easy come... easy go...

      I just searched for "Eric Graudins" on Google and NiteRiter's hub was not in the first 5 pages... maybe this was the initial "fresh content" boost and it is now in the infamous (and debatable) "sandbox"...

      We shall see if it returns to its previous high rankings. smile

  2. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 10 years ago

    Wow Eric ... fame! Congratz! When I type my name itno google all that comes back is crap that I've written big_smile

  3. Pearldiver profile image79
    Pearldiverposted 10 years ago

    You deserve to be flaged for Overly Promotional Content and having two seperate points of view within your post pic! sad

    1. Eric Graudins profile image59
      Eric Graudinsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Cute. Real cute. that's the umpteenth cheap shot you've taken about my unfortunate condition.

      But just to show that there are no grudges, I've added your name to the examples of great hubbers in my original post - even though you're so stupid that you didn't use the "invisible text copy" option at Hubpages, and therefore made it possible for the content of your hubs be easily stolen.

      1. Pearldiver profile image79
        Pearldiverposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        lol Oh I Fall at Your Feet Eric!!! lol (All 4 of them!)

        1. Eric Graudins profile image59
          Eric Graudinsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          That's only because I'm wearing a wooly jumper.

          And I fear that with the 4 feet, your bad eyesight has got me confused with something else. lol

          1. Pearldiver profile image79
            Pearldiverposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            Oosshit Sorry... I was milking a Bumbletown cow at the time of posting... quite right, quite right lol

          2. tantrum profile image59
            tantrumposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            lol lol
            well, he doesn't sound Canadian. More like an aussie. and alter ego is written all over. Besides his writing is not as great as you say. Just average. lol lol

            1. Eric Graudins profile image59
              Eric Graudinsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

              Well, Who do you reckon it is then?
              If it is an alter ego, they've gone to a whole lot of trouble smile

              1. tantrum profile image59
                tantrumposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                Maybe it's you ? hmm

                1. Eric Graudins profile image59
                  Eric Graudinsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                  No, I can assure you it's not me.
                  Or anyone I know.
                  And the first time I became aware of this was earlier tonight, under the circumstances I have posted earlier.

                  cheers, Eric G.

  4. emievil profile image72
    emievilposted 10 years ago

    hey read the hub. That hub for you rocks Eric. It caused me to become his fan (guess I should blame you?) big_smile

  5. profile image47
    HealthTipposted 10 years ago

    You are the master of self promotion Eric G, now that is indeed an Art smile

    1. Eric Graudins profile image59
      Eric Graudinsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Nah - just giving a helping hand to a new hubber who writes FAR better than I do.
      And you're far better at the Art of self promotion than I lol

    2. profile image0
      poetlorraineposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      health tip i so like the picture of you...... how the hell are you my friend

      1. profile image47
        HealthTipposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Doing really good my friend, really at last sorting my act out and am actually enjoying being myself. Hope all is well with yourself !

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          poetlorraineposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          i fell at work and injured my back, have a week off work, which i am enjoying as i have been working round the clock, and getting too tired.  My back will heal in time, i must look at some of your hubs....

          1. profile image47
            HealthTipposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            Well enjoy your week off and put your feet up as the week just flies by as you know. Feeling tired myself with the dark mornings and dark nights creeping back, either that or I am getting old, I will blame the dark nights lol. Anyways have a good week off and look after that back !

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              poetlorraineposted 10 years agoin reply to this

              oops can u see my message above your last paragraph, smile

  6. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 10 years ago

    Great little hub Eric. And all about YOU. And please put the cloth down chicken, you shine enough already smile

    I put him straight about your greatness. He may hate you a little less now.

  7. VioletSun profile image78
    VioletSunposted 10 years ago

    I became his fan too, Eric. He is very entertaining! smile For a very brief moment, I was concerned when I saw the subject line of this forum; thought someone was harassing you, not that you can't take care of yourself.  LOL!

  8. Susana S profile image96
    Susana Sposted 10 years ago

    Glad you pointed me to that hub Eric - it gave me a good giggle this morning smile

    How will you cope with the venom and hatred being pointed at you? You may need counselling.....

    lol

    1. Eric Graudins profile image59
      Eric Graudinsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Well, that may be possible but I'm probably beyond help. lol

  9. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    I saw that hub a few weeks ago, Eric. I just didn't tell you because I figured you really didn't need the ego boost. You might need a third head to carry around that much ego! lol

  10. Eric Graudins profile image59
    Eric Graudinsposted 10 years ago

    G'day BT. Thanks for the consideration mate!

    Actually, now that I've had another look at Niteriter's picture, it looks a bit like Mark Knowles lol
    But Nah. He wouldn't have the brains or the patience to pull off a stunt like this. (or the skill to write several hubs of that quality)

    1. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
      B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Yup. He looks kind of like Mark, but with less frongalous facial growth. I don't know Mark well enough to throw jabs like the ones you throw, but now that you've thrown one, we'll have to watch your score. If it tanks into single digits, then we know it really is Mark! I hear he has that kind of power around here.

      1. Eric Graudins profile image59
        Eric Graudinsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        I wouldn't like to be in your shoes - (it's actually frongelous facial growth, and he hates to have it spelled incorrectly).

        See http://markpknowles.com/ode-to-mark-p-k … al-growth/

        Anyway, he's bound to be along soon, because I believe he's got a Goggle alert set for that term.

        And he doesn't have that sort of power. He's not the Messiah. Just a naughty little boy! (I can say that , because I found out the other day that he's younger than I am. You'd never guess looking at his photo though lol

  11. Eric Graudins_ profile image55
    Eric Graudins_posted 10 years ago

    Dammit - maybe he does have that sort of power. My score has been reduced to 30.

    Sorry Mark - I take it all back.

    Grovel, grovel..........

    1. Eric Graudins profile image59
      Eric Graudinsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol

      Nice one!
      Full moon over your way is it Mark?

      1. Mark Knowles profile image60
        Mark Knowlesposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        lol

        More a case of bored to tears with sitting in front of a computer all day long. I need to get out more..........

  12. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 10 years ago

    Let that be a lesson to you Graudins. My people swung into action the moment the google alert for "frongelous facial growth" - which I own - hit.

  13. profile image0
    ralwusposted 10 years ago

    Aand this is his latest fan. LOL According to gamergirl? priceless
    http://markpknowles.com/wp-content/uploads/peoples_495.gif

    1. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
      B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Hey, I know her! She works at a bar, down by the airport!

  14. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 10 years ago

    @eric
    you wrote:
    'I had a look at a couple of his other hubs, and thought that they were great - even though he is a Canadian.
    I even became his fan (he only has 6 - poor bugger)

    So check out his hubs, and become a fan of this guy before he becomes famous. '

    How an intelligent hubber like you can say his hubs are great ? Really ? am I missing something ? I think they're average, and i'm being kind big_smile
    all this makes me suspicious. Sorry!  lol

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 10 years agoin reply to this
    2. Eric Graudins profile image59
      Eric Graudinsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Oh well, I read a couple of them, and thought that they were really good.

      Maybe my internal metering system has been skewed from viewing so many really crappy hubs that have become the norm here.

      Anyway, you don't have to agree with my assessment smile

      cheers,
      Eric G.

  15. Niteriter profile image71
    Niteriterposted 10 years ago

    Thanks for making those very kind (and wise) comments about my writing, Eric. Hey, I'm gonna give you a little support here, seeing as how you've been so nice to me and all.

    Isn't it a universally accepted truth that the girls are always right? Okay well, I did a survey of all the girls (who would talk to me) and they all said they loved you more than they loved tantrum. That's 100%, buddy! And they all insited on telling me that they thought you were handsome and wise and that they take everything you say as gospel truth. Oh yeah, and they all want to be your fans for ever and ever until the end of time.

    There, take THAT, tantrum! If you don't start being nicer to me I'm gonna sit here and pound out a scathingly "average" Hub about you!

    1. profile image0
      poetlorraineposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      i prefer tantrum

    2. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      lol  lol I don't care if the girls like me or not. I'm a drag queen. You're welcome to write your hub about me. I can't care less.
      Be my guest, you 'fake' one ! big_smile

  16. Pearldiver profile image79
    Pearldiverposted 10 years ago

    That's interesting coming from another with 2 heads lol

    1. profile image0
      poetlorraineposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      like your avatar, i would like to introduce my daughter Carla she is the other head............

      1. Pearldiver profile image79
        Pearldiverposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Really.... I thought you were twins smile

      2. earnestshub profile image85
        earnestshubposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Which one is your daughter? smile

  17. CarpetDiem profile image70
    CarpetDiemposted 10 years ago

    Very, very clever promotion by both of you!
    I've got to learn something from this little tale, but for now I'm off to google "Eric Graudins" myself (and see what possibilities exist). smile

  18. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 10 years ago

    Damn, great promotion for you!  I wish I was so loved big_smile

    Must now think of creative ways to be hated or loved......

  19. Niteriter profile image71
    Niteriterposted 10 years ago

    Poetlorraine, I know you secretly still love Eric; you're just trying to make tantrum feel better.

    CarpetDiem, you looked in the wrong search engine. Go to www.giggle.tas and type "graudins+niteriter" into the the search engine that comes up there. You can type the same search into Google if you like, just for laughs. You're on there.

    Jane@CM, I don't know that much about being loved but I can tell ya for sure, being hated takes no creativity at all.

    As for you tantrum, I'll see your "can't care less" and raise you a "don't give a damn." Besides, you have ugly legs.

  20. Pearldiver profile image79
    Pearldiverposted 10 years ago

    Check!

 
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