"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave HubPages.
She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave HubPages
Fifty ways to leave HubPages
You just write like a hack, Jack
Make a new hub, Bub
You don't need to write well, Hell,
Just listen to me
Hub on a whim, Jim
No need to keep score, whore
Just make a big fuss, Gus
And tell it to us.
Ooo write like a hack, Jack
Make a new hub, Bub
You don't need to write well, Hell,
Just listen to me
Hub on a whim, Jim
No need to keep score, whore
Just make an appeal, Neil
And leave with some zeal!
She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave HubPages
Fifty ways to leave HubPages...
You just write like a hack, Jack
Make a new hub, Bub
You don't need to write well, Hell,
Just listen to me
Hub on a whim, Jim
No need to keep score, whore
Just do what is right, Dwight
And get off the site.
Write like a hack, Jack
Make a new hub, Bub
You don't need to write well, Hell,
Just listen to me
Hub on a whim, Jim
No need to keep score, whore
Just get in the zone, Sloan
And leave us alone!