I used to work in a pizza place, and we made the pizzas in a window where customers could not only see us making the pizza, but also cooking them, and then setting them into a warmer where people could buy them buy the slice.
And, you would be taking a pizza out of the oven, and someone would always ask. "Is that pizza fresh?"
I would allways want to say, no we made these last year, we just decorate them and re-cook them for your viewing pleasure.
Another question that used to bug me came from my old Boss.
"Is it so hard for you to smile?" "You never smile." Only when you're around honey. You just naturally gravitate frowns!
A wise woman once said to me, a smile can be very deceptive. Someone could be smiling at you one minute, and cutting you up into little pieces and storing you in the freezer the next.
I allways told my boss that "I never went to smile school." Apparently according to her there is only one correct way to smile. If you weren't smiling exactly as she wanted you might as well pack your bags and go home. We used to call her the Smile natzi.
Thanks for the trip down my memory lane of horrors! LOL!