Hijack this thread!

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   Ok - so you cannot stay on topic in this thread!  The rule says you must change the topic EVERY TIME YOU POST, thereby every post will HIGHJACK THE THREAD!  please make your topic as interesting as possible so the next post will actually WANT to stay on topic but you CAN'T  !  devilish!
   
   FIRST TOPIC:
   
   
   I have had a secret for a long time that I cannot tell anybody, is that a sin?

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      Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I use to be a member of a very select group, my team were the people that were called when the talking was over, and it was time for people to die.
      Getting on this team isn't very easy and I have been through some very intense physical, emotional, and mental testing. One of the final tests has raised a question in me about morality...
      
      Has anyone ever heard of 'Sim-unitions'? To make a long story short they are a real bullet with the lead and powder removed, a rubber paint ball type cap is what the lead is replaced by and the firing cap(primer) is what propelles the 'bullet' (at a much reduced velocity). Needless to say they are less than lethal but much worse than regular commercial paintball. Being shot by one of the projectiles is akin to getting kicked by a mule. A chest hit will knock the wind out of you, a shot in the arm makes the arm useless for quite a while. If you ever got shot by one you would definately know it and would not be able to pretend that you weren't. They were developed for training exercises because they allow the use of your usual firearm while being less than lethal.
      After 'making the team' I was activated within 24 hours of acceptence. I got to our meeting point and some of the earlier arrivals were already loading equiptment into our vehicles. I asked the first person I got to what was going on and was promptly told to "Shut Up", get your stuff and get dialed in. I got into our vehicle and asked one of the other newbies what was going on, "a drill?" I said. His response was to show me weapons with 'live' ammo (we don't take live ammo on drills).

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      ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I might need to hijack you sometime and weasle that secret out of  you. Are you ticklish? Have you an inny?

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         mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         omg  never really accurately replied -- yes, indeed I do!
         
         inny inny inny!
         
         any inny any body?

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      northweststarrposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      OMG! My toenails look like little stars!  My fingernails are watermelon painted.  Maybe I'm going overboard at the nail salon?

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         logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I love watermelon especially the seedless kind!

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            northweststarrposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Oh yeah those smaller, sweet ones that cost like 5 bucks apiece!

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      mintinfoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      It is sad that allot of world leaders cannot attend the funerals in Poland due to the volcanic ash in the atmosphere over Europe.

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   thekidandblueposted 13 years ago

   my mate Dave has a third nipple anyone else?

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   Justine76posted 13 years ago

   no sins, lucky dave, i f..ing ADORE Hijackings......i just wrote my most fav. hub....and, umm....hey guys!!! whats up?

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   when kissing with a mask on, is it proper to use tongue?

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      Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      depends if you like the taste of your mask. I rather like mine.
      Is it ok to listen to the same song on repeat for an entire week? I think not, but perhaps I shouldnt have been so rude...

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         mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         ok so here's the thing - time out now
         in this thread you are SPOSED to HIJACK  always - do not answer the question in the post ahead of you, as much as you may want to!  and make your topic that you just changed to so interesting that people will want to answer or continue it, only they CAN't cuz that's the RULE  - do it - or else!

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            Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            oh, theres rules to hijacking? from here on out i shall be random.  wait....or else...what? 

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   Denno66posted 13 years ago

   I think I just ate a rotten orange!

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   thekidandblueposted 13 years ago

   Did I ever tell you about the time i broke a world record at the sex olympics?

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   I wonder what is the world's record for breaking wind?

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   Denno66posted 13 years ago

   And just how do you 'break wind'? With a hammer?

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   Denno66posted 13 years ago

   Pull my finger.

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    thekidandblueposted 13 years ago

    Who would win in a fight Jesus or Buddha?

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    Denno66posted 13 years ago

    I like cottage cheese.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Are religious hubbers really stupid, or do they just play dumb to get people sucked in and then they suck up all their energy?

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    Denno66posted 13 years ago

    And what is it with all these car commercials lately?

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    So, in order to HIJACK the HIJACK THIS THREAD thread, I would stay on topic?

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    thekidandblueposted 13 years ago

    Dogs can't look up!

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    Denno66posted 13 years ago

    I smell hard-boiled eggs....

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    is it just me, or are there more
    
    a) cats
    b) priests
    c) forgotten poets
    d) pasty jams
    
    lately?

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    tantrumposted 13 years ago

    I killed somebody

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       Will Say Plentyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       How about the mysterious attractiveness of tantrum's belly button?

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          tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I see you're very fond of mysteries !

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          what's so mysterious about it?

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             drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             or attractive!
             
             ...not fond of belly buttons...

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             Will Say Plentyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             that i am so drawn to a belly button

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                blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                I have heard that some-where before.
                
                

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                   Will Say Plentyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   damn is that yours, blonde!?

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       logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       just one?

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    Denno66posted 13 years ago

    well, on a lighter note

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    greeting others on the HIJACK THIS THREAD thread is considered staying on topic, and absolutely forbidden!  So I cannot say "Hi, Tantrum"   thank GOD!

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       tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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          Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          ill report you tantrum, you broke a RULE...oh, wait....nevermind.   i hate rules, i always get them wrong

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    Denno66posted 13 years ago

    Mice taste funny.

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    i think i'm in love with someone, but i don't know how to tell her.  (gasps)

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    thekidandblueposted 13 years ago

    Hubpages is a blog!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    canned cheese is great, but does it really go with emu?
    must remember to ask the girls at Tuesday Lunch Club!

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    Denno66posted 13 years ago

    Fifteen more posts to go and Saturn blows up.

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    Justine76posted 13 years ago

    darn.....no replying is hard....Denno is reallyy funny!!!!!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    oh fuck, I forgot what I was gonna say!

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    conan obrien is leaving nbc!!!

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    thekidandblueposted 13 years ago

    I once ate failcakes, not good, not good

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    Denno66posted 13 years ago

    Rectum? It killed 'em!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Lucy left Desi !

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    thekidandblueposted 13 years ago

    Washing machines live longer with cagsil! no wait, that's not right.

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    Denno66posted 13 years ago

    The Euro makes for a great sockweight.

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    sony has officially announced to reboot spider-man, since raimi and sony couldn't agree on a villain for the 4th movie, and failure to meet a schedule deadline.  this new reboot promises to take spidey back to his days in high school with a whole new cast and director this time.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    ‾‾‾‾‾‾ әʞoɾ ʞɔ!s ʇɹәsu!

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    Denno66posted 13 years ago

    

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    thekidandblueposted 13 years ago

    I'm gonna write 10 hubs a day

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    i know a secret about someone in this room, that would totally embarass them.      anyone want to know who or what it is?

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    I know a guy who is so sexy, he is sexy when he BREATHES!

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    Denno66posted 13 years ago

    I play bingo in my sleep.

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    Justine76posted 13 years ago

    i just made homemade pizza

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    i see dead people 

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    ♫♪♫♪
      do you remember the time  ♫♪♫♪
      ♫♪♫♪

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    thekidandblueposted 13 years ago

    The next person to post is the winner

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    OH NO!  I broke it!

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    Denno66posted 13 years ago

    There are four toes on my class's skeleton.

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    thekidandblueposted 13 years ago

    I can fit an entire Big Mac in my mouth all at once!

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    Denno66posted 13 years ago

    Cement hurts when applied to the forehead.

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    i once caught a fish this
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    big!!!!

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    thekidandblueposted 13 years ago

    say anything in 3 words
    
    
    go...

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