Hijack this thread!

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  1. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    Ok - so you cannot stay on topic in this thread!  The rule says you must change the topic EVERY TIME YOU POST, thereby every post will HIGHJACK THE THREAD!  please make your topic as interesting as possible so the next post will actually WANT to stay on topic but you CAN'T  !  devilish!

    FIRST TOPIC:


    I have had a secret for a long time that I cannot tell anybody, is that a sin?

    1. Mikel G Roberts profile image75
      Mikel G Robertsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I use to be a member of a very select group, my team were the people that were called when the talking was over, and it was time for people to die.
      Getting on this team isn't very easy and I have been through some very intense physical, emotional, and mental testing. One of the final tests has raised a question in me about morality...

      Has anyone ever heard of 'Sim-unitions'? To make a long story short they are a real bullet with the lead and powder removed, a rubber paint ball type cap is what the lead is replaced by and the firing cap(primer) is what propelles the 'bullet' (at a much reduced velocity). Needless to say they are less than lethal but much worse than regular commercial paintball. Being shot by one of the projectiles is akin to getting kicked by a mule. A chest hit will knock the wind out of you, a shot in the arm makes the arm useless for quite a while. If you ever got shot by one you would definately know it and would not be able to pretend that you weren't. They were developed for training exercises because they allow the use of your usual firearm while being less than lethal.
      After 'making the team' I was activated within 24 hours of acceptence. I got to our meeting point and some of the earlier arrivals were already loading equiptment into our vehicles. I asked the first person I got to what was going on and was promptly told to "Shut Up", get your stuff and get dialed in. I got into our vehicle and asked one of the other newbies what was going on, "a drill?" I said. His response was to show me weapons with 'live' ammo (we don't take live ammo on drills).

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      ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I might need to hijack you sometime and weasle that secret out of  you. Are you ticklish? Have you an inny?

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        omg  never really accurately replied -- yes, indeed I do!

        inny inny inny!

        any inny any body?

    3. northweststarr profile image60
      northweststarrposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      OMG! My toenails look like little stars!  My fingernails are watermelon painted.  Maybe I'm going overboard at the nail salon?

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        logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I love watermelon especially the seedless kind!

        1. northweststarr profile image60
          northweststarrposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Oh yeah those smaller, sweet ones that cost like 5 bucks apiece!

    4. mintinfo profile image63
      mintinfoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      It is sad that allot of world leaders cannot attend the funerals in Poland due to the volcanic ash in the atmosphere over Europe.

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  2. thekidandblue profile image60
    thekidandblueposted 14 years ago

    my mate Dave has a third nipple anyone else?

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    Justine76posted 14 years ago

    no sins, lucky dave, i f..ing ADORE Hijackings......i just wrote my most fav. hub....and, umm....hey guys!!! whats up?

  4. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    when kissing with a mask on, is it proper to use tongue?

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      depends if you like the taste of your mask. I rather like mine.
      Is it ok to listen to the same song on repeat for an entire week? I think not, but perhaps I shouldnt have been so rude...

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        ok so here's the thing - time out now
        in this thread you are SPOSED to HIJACK  always - do not answer the question in the post ahead of you, as much as you may want to!  and make your topic that you just changed to so interesting that people will want to answer or continue it, only they CAN't cuz that's the RULE  - do it - or else!

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          Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          oh, theres rules to hijacking? from here on out i shall be random.  smile wait....or else...what?  lol

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    I think I just ate a rotten orange!

  6. thekidandblue profile image60
    thekidandblueposted 14 years ago

    Did I ever tell you about the time i broke a world record at the sex olympics?

  7. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I wonder what is the world's record for breaking wind?

  8. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    And just how do you 'break wind'? With a hammer?

  9. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Pull my finger.

  10. thekidandblue profile image60
    thekidandblueposted 14 years ago

    Who would win in a fight Jesus or Buddha?

  11. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    I like cottage cheese.

  12. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    Are religious hubbers really stupid, or do they just play dumb to get people sucked in and then they suck up all their energy?

  13. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    And what is it with all these car commercials lately?

  14. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    So, in order to HIJACK the HIJACK THIS THREAD thread, I would stay on topic?

  15. thekidandblue profile image60
    thekidandblueposted 14 years ago

    Dogs can't look up!

  16. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    I smell hard-boiled eggs....

  17. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    is it just me, or are there more

    a) cats
    b) priests
    c) forgotten poets
    d) pasty jams

    lately?

  18. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    I killed somebody

    1. Will Say Plenty profile image60
      Will Say Plentyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      How about the mysterious attractiveness of tantrum's belly button?

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I see you're very fond of mysteries ! big_smile

      2. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        what's so mysterious about it?

        1. drej2522 profile image68
          drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          or attractive! big_smile

          ...not fond of belly buttons...

        2. Will Say Plenty profile image60
          Will Say Plentyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          that i am so drawn to a belly button

          1. blondepoet profile image66
            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I have heard that some-where before.

            http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l90/saralee44/bellybutton.jpg

            1. Will Say Plenty profile image60
              Will Say Plentyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              damn is that yours, blonde!?

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      logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      just one?

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    well, on a lighter note lol

  20. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    greeting others on the HIJACK THIS THREAD thread is considered staying on topic, and absolutely forbidden!  So I cannot say "Hi, Tantrum"   thank GOD!

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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        Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        ill report you tantrum, you broke a RULE...oh, wait....nevermind. sad  i hate rules, i always get them wrong

  21. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Mice taste funny.

  22. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    i think i'm in love with someone, but i don't know how to tell her.  (gasps)

  23. thekidandblue profile image60
    thekidandblueposted 14 years ago

    Hubpages is a blog!

  24. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    canned cheese is great, but does it really go with emu?
    must remember to ask the girls at Tuesday Lunch Club!

  25. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Fifteen more posts to go and Saturn blows up.

  26. profile image0
    Justine76posted 14 years ago

    darn.....no replying is hard....Denno is reallyy funny!!!!!

  27. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    oh fuck, I forgot what I was gonna say!

  28. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    conan obrien is leaving nbc!!!

  29. thekidandblue profile image60
    thekidandblueposted 14 years ago

    I once ate failcakes, not good, not good

  30. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Rectum? It killed 'em!

  31. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    Lucy left Desi !

  32. thekidandblue profile image60
    thekidandblueposted 14 years ago

    Washing machines live longer with cagsil! no wait, that's not right.

  33. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    The Euro makes for a great sockweight.

  34. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    sony has officially announced to reboot spider-man, since raimi and sony couldn't agree on a villain for the 4th movie, and failure to meet a schedule deadline.  this new reboot promises to take spidey back to his days in high school with a whole new cast and director this time.

  35. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    ‾‾‾‾‾‾ әʞoɾ ʞɔ!s ʇɹәsu!

  36. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    big_smile

  37. thekidandblue profile image60
    thekidandblueposted 14 years ago

    I'm gonna write 10 hubs a day

  38. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    i know a secret about someone in this room, that would totally embarass them.  tongue  lol  anyone want to know who or what it is?

  39. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I know a guy who is so sexy, he is sexy when he BREATHES!

  40. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    I play bingo in my sleep.

  41. profile image0
    Justine76posted 14 years ago

    i just made homemade pizza

  42. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    i see dead people  yikes

  43. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

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  44. thekidandblue profile image60
    thekidandblueposted 14 years ago

    The next person to post is the winner

  45. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    OH NO!  I broke it!

  46. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    There are four toes on my class's skeleton.

  47. thekidandblue profile image60
    thekidandblueposted 14 years ago

    I can fit an entire Big Mac in my mouth all at once!

  48. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Cement hurts when applied to the forehead.

  49. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    i once caught a fish this
    {                                                                }

    big!!!!

  50. thekidandblue profile image60
    thekidandblueposted 14 years ago

    say anything in 3 words


    go...

 
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