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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   froot loops totally rock my world, and I know that is very bad, very wrong, but is it a sin, really?  No, seriously, is it a mortal sin and will I go to hell? or is it that other kind of sin- immortal?  anyhooo . . .

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   Denno66posted 15 years ago

   time loop

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   dave272727posted 15 years ago

   I like corn

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   hahahaha  I like not having to respond to anybody!  hahahaha!

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   Denno66posted 15 years ago

   Space....the final frontier......

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   thekidandblueposted 15 years ago

   Colonel Sanders was a VEGAN!

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   Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

   hey did you guys know that jay leno thinks anyone who doesn't condone his move to force nbc to move up his show to his old time slot, is a punk and that you all can quote him. 

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   dave272727posted 15 years ago

   Spock was gay

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   thekidandblueposted 15 years ago

   You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Okay! [whips out gun] Huh?

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Animal Vegetable or Mineral? Can't I just shoot the person who came up with that?

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    Superman cheats on lois lane in upcoming episode of smallville, with..........HAWK MAN!!! in a desparate attempt to make his character more modernized, cw decided to have superman officially come out of the closet this fall.  stay tuned.

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    dave272727posted 15 years ago

    So, if I were to flirt shamelessly(creepy) with a random chick on hubpages, do you think I would catch VD?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I wonder how long before Harvey shows up here to tell us how wrong we are!  hehehehe

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Batman!

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    I'm a reptilian. I'm one of the Builderbergs

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    pee wee herman is coming back!

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    dave272727posted 15 years ago

    Star Wars and Star Trek got together and had a baby.  It was called Babylon 5

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Red is not a neutral color.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I have been haunted for the past two weeks.

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    mr. t says that he pity the fool that don't watch his movies

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    thekidandblueposted 15 years ago

    This is the Reservoir Dogs Game
    
    last one gets to be Mr Pink
    
    bagsy Mr Orange

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    I could use some chili dogs.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    If we didn't have butts, what would we have instead?  I wonder?

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    dave272727posted 15 years ago

    Have you ever gambled in church?

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    thekidandblueposted 15 years ago

    Did you know cigarette lighters were invented before matches?

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    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    Scott Brown(R) Senator from  Massachusetts that sounds good doesn't it!!

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Pennsylvania is really a commonwealth.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Due to high quality air traffic there will be a 10 minute post delay.

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    i wanna dip my ***** in it!!!!!  i'll let you guess what i just said.   

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    What if Nixon is not really dead!?

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    dave272727posted 15 years ago

    So can I be creepy on hubpages and stalk the ladies, or is there a trainee period?

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    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    My dog's breath smells like dog food.

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    there's this  girl that i like really bad.  anyone got any advice?

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Well, a dozen can be 12 of one, but what about the other?

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    Black Lillyposted 15 years ago

    Counting sheep trying to get asleep..does it really work?

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    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    If my grandmother was a man would she have been my grandfather?

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    whatfja;lfjalsfjl;fjlfjalfdjdslfja;

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    I'm exuberant.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Ok, be serious everybody, here comes daddy!
    
    (not really, there is no daddy here!  hahaha)

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    King Vitamin have breakfast with a king......

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    hmmmmmmm . . . . . . !   (remind you of someone?)

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    hmmmmm. . . you might have something there!

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    giggity. And that's all I got to say about thaaaaat.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Yes. Moorah. I have worn women's underwear on a flight to Vegas, standing on my head.

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    awareposted 15 years ago

    95 pontiac grand am. lemon off the assembly line.

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    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    What we got here is a failure to communicate!

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    wyanjenposted 15 years ago

    how much wood would a woodchuck chuck

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    Black Lillyposted 15 years ago

    I want a jacuzzi.

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    awareposted 15 years ago

    tennis anyone

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    dave272727posted 15 years ago

    Plumber's crack is going to be the new symbol of freedom

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