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   Black Lillyposted 15 years ago

   Is getting married technically a suicide?

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   awareposted 15 years ago

   we are stardust?

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   Dolores Monetposted 15 years ago

   Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

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4. 63

   awareposted 15 years ago

   no that's a different song

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   dave272727posted 15 years ago

   Why is porn condemned by so many?

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   Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

   Does anyone know anything about rashes?

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7. 60

   Naomi R. Coxposted 15 years ago

   Is something burning?

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8. 61

   Black Lillyposted 15 years ago

   Someone up for a coffee?

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   Denno66posted 15 years ago

   Caramel is nutty.

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    Dolores Monetposted 15 years ago

    The thing I really hate about atheists is their scruffy hair and unkempt appearance.

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    Naomi R. Coxposted 15 years ago

    It is raining today.

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12. 67

    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    What is that smell?

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13. 60

    Naomi R. Coxposted 15 years ago

    Where is my jacket?

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    Do Freckles or Pubes a true Red Head make?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Yes, but is it tuna? or chicken of the sea?

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16. 68

    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    Why are some nipples pink and other ones brown?

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17. 61

    dave272727posted 15 years ago

    Have you seen my baseball?

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18. 67

    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    How many tunnels are under my city?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    wouldnt it be funny if . . .

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20. 60

    Naomi R. Coxposted 15 years ago

    Dash away....Dash away....Aww man....that's not right

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21. 63

    awareposted 15 years ago

    random segments of thought

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22. 79

    mega1posted 15 years ago

    So high can't get over it!  So low can't get under it! So wide can't get around it!  (hey! who put that mirror there?)

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23. 68

    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    And so the race begins...

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24. 67

    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    I feel the tension of restrained replies!

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25. 68

    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    In to the valley of love rode the five fingers...

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    Black Lillyposted 15 years ago

    Switch off the TV please.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    putting your foot down is one of those expressions I have never really understood.  I hate to admit it.

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    Why do we rise to an occasion or sink into depravity??

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    i just now realized the coolness of this.....you can post random cryptic posts and no need to explain...dudes and dudettes, I am slow 

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    if they could grow avacados that don't have seeds, how would that be?

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    dave272727posted 15 years ago

    I'm Batman!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    she is almost a blonde - nuf said

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    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    How many cups are there in a pound?

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34. 61

    Black Lillyposted 15 years ago

    Love, sex and black chocolate.

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    What truly qualifies for the expression Zounds! ?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I may have to stage an intervention for this entire thread!

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    dave272727posted 15 years ago

    Yes Please!

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    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    Who would allow their chicken in a bread pan picking at the dough?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    kiss kiss

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    Dolores Monetposted 15 years ago

    Is Barak Obama really an extra terrestrial?

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    Black Lillyposted 15 years ago

    There are no foreign languages in dog "language", right?

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    What ET really means is....?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Hmrjmr can't tell his x's from his o's!

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    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    What color wine should I serve with McDonalds?

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    dave272727posted 15 years ago

    If and when Superman and Lois Lane had sex, would she die?

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    Black Lillyposted 15 years ago

    I'm in love with a fairytale, even though it hurts...

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    Dolores Monetposted 15 years ago

    Oh crap, I think I'm possessed by the Devil. My head just spun 180 degrees.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    something to drink?

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    You know you need nookie when you wonder what the esurance girl would look like without her shirt....

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    Black Lillyposted 15 years ago

    Why do we always want what we can't have, instead taking what we can?

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