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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   I'm smelling summertime!

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   Justine76posted 15 years ago

   i feel let down 

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   readytoescapeposted 15 years ago

   Would someone go read all my hubs.....tired of reading them by myself....lol

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   Justine76posted 15 years ago

   yes, clear is a color. 

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   A Texanposted 15 years ago

   Seriously, do fish blink? If they do then this fish staring at me is waaaaaay dead.

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      Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      they have clear eyelids...tin..something membranes..but you should just eat it. 
      argh. i suck at this thread.

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         mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         yes, we both suck at this thread - I felt so alone and unnecessary and then I realized it is more fun to hijack the hijackers and scare the pants off them!  literally!

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   I have more than my foot in my shoe now get of this thread........is that what you call hi-jacked.....

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   I am drained, spent, felled, limp - cannot give advice on fish, the weather, or hijacking.  All done.  Kapoot! what was that? something just brushed against my thigh!  There it was again!  What was that?  must go investigate . . .

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   Mega1 was it Titty...

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   gee Irish - I don't think so - it could have been the spirit of sex past that haunts this place!

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      Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      awww....you so didnt change the subject!!! ...oops
      
      umm..look over there, a unicorn!!

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         mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         ha ha - you tried, but I caught you!  I am hijacking the hijack this thread thread - hahaha  now I'm going to answer everybody -   muuuu awwwwwwha ha ha ha !

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    you hear me I have something in my shoe get off the thread....

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       we're not irish - please explain what "something in my shoe other than foot" means - are you with the IRA?

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    And so Where does the evil lie? In heart or Brain or hot hot thigh??

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    i always get caught

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    To Catch a thief or a cold, does either hold the truth of life??

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       yes, both are true and part of life - the thief may be or may not be more fun than the cold, depending on how much working out he's been doing!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    also it is good to say shit now and then just to give the robot something to censor!

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       Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       really?  Theres lots of things you can get away with....

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          yes just but an "a" in front of the words they censor as in "I don't give ashit!"  heh heh  - good clean fun, what?

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             Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             ashit, ashat, or a shoop diti tity de boop!
             No matter how you choose to say
             The Feces of the Male Bovine still smells the same!

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                mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                did someone say anything about cowshit?  cowshit I know!  I doghair!

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    conversations normaly are hijacking.  eventually someone shows up and says...back on topic, this is a serious no nonsense OFFICIAL  money earning writing site Not a social site....wich it is....but chit chat in the hangout is fun!!!

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       jeez - you are ALWAYS so right!  don't remind them about how we're all supposed to be discussing the rules of HP and how to generate more traffic - Drive more TRAFFIC !!!!  get along little doggie - goin' on roundup~! got 30 head here I gotta get to the adsense market by Monday - EEEEhaaaahhhhh!  git along li'l doggie!

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          Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I love it so when you crack the whip!!

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    am I allowed to say sex
    and  WTF IS A SEXY AUNTIE???  I mean, how do I increase my score? why did it go down?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I think east Indians are a bit kinky about their Aunties - specially sexy Aunties.  but I don't really know   I have noticed that my score goes down a couple points everytime I publish a hub and then back up and then after a few days, if I DON'T publish it goes down.  I don't know, but it might have to do with all the nonsense I post on the forums.  I don't give ashit about my score, anyway.  and so far over about 6 months I've made 9.68 so I'm doing what I want andfuck them!

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       Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       your score goes up when active....i reaaaakydontgiveafuck  about my score, but I want to be an auntie

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          first you have to put up a pic of yourself in one of those short sarongy things with it falling off your shoulder and smile with your "comehereaminute" smile!  That'll git your points  up  - seriously a picture of a calm lake isn't gonna drive those doggies in to market you know!

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       Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       And how does that make you feel Mega??

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          watch out now, Hmr - I can sense the sarcasm in your voice  - don't make me have to come over there!

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             Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Now is that a threat or an offer?

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                mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                could be some of both!

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                   Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Now yer teasing !!!

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    its the atlantic ocean on an off day    and Ill put my other pic up eventually. This is my third me...i keep having to start over...im well aware of how many fans I could have... 

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       all the really big stars say their fans are really important to them!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    ice cream . . . . orange-cream icecream!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    looking through my baby pics!

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    CREAMsicles....
    im not famous
    nice avitar  mega    i gotta run. time to cook.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    its really difficult to talk sexy when I use this avatar!  maybe I can be serious now!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    when someone says "now see here . . ." does that mean you're supposed to look at THEM?  or at what they are looking at?  or . . .

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Adam Lambert on Ellen Degeneres show today at 4 Calif time!  Oh boy!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    sooooooo . . . any mention of Adam Lambert appears to kill any thead - just sayin'

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       that HORRIBLE  guy !
       Can kill anything, even a thread !

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    threadkilling lessons, the Dr. is in

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I'm turning Adam UP!   lalala !  love those high notes!  (annoying enough?)

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       that HORRIBLE  guy !
       What do you like about him ?
       
       

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    the scent of an iguana

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    Rayalternatelyposted 15 years ago

    It's not even the right season for growing plums... what's wrong with you people?

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Do you always random ?

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          Rayalternatelyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          No, hardly ever. As it's a hijack though, it's highly appropriate!

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             tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             
             But you're doing it on every thread !

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                Rayalternatelyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Perhaps you're just missing the point?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I ALREADY TOLD YOU!  oh, was i YELLING?   anyhow, I like how his voice sounds, how he controls it, I like that he is a very excellent musician and that he takes the freedom to be himself, no matter what people think.

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       
       He's not a musician. He's only an interpreter. A horrible one !

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    this IS the hijack this thread place, right?  I can say anything, and I don't have to talk to anyone if I don't want to!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I am going to need some nicoderm before the night is over

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       K Partinposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Yeah and switch to decaff too will ya!!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    no - I need my caffein - and I need my gypsy music, and my dolly
    
    also I have been thinking about cigs all day even tho I quit smoking years ago.

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       K Partinposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Bizarre!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    but where can I find some of those nice big round purple plums - the kind that make juicy prunes?  there must be some growing in South America somewhere now

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    K Partinposted 15 years ago

    hi-jacked!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Yep I am blown away

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    K Partinposted 15 years ago

    you got that right!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    well, I got up this morning and I just felt so very different from yesterday!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    when is summer?

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    SimeyCposted 15 years ago

    Every needs to visit my hub on donating 25c NOW! well actually visit and then donate 25c would be far better!

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    JeanMeriamposted 15 years ago

    Why does my teenage son sit in front of the computer texting the people he is chatting with on facebook while having a separate conversation with them on MSN messenger?

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    mod2vintposted 15 years ago

    Why do some spots of snow turn yellow?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    really am going offline now - see ya later~!

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    Urbane Chaosposted 15 years ago

    Ok, I'm just curious, why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Shouldn't they already know it?

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Mary - I see that you have been trying to get in touch with an old lover who you are afraid no longer remembers you  - he will appear someday soon when you have almost forgotten him!

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    BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 15 years ago

    So who wants to lick the spoon?

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    StormRyderposted 15 years ago

    Curious Ponderings??
    
    If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be de-lighted, musicians de-noted, cowboys de-ranged, models de-posed, tree surgeons de-barked, and dry cleaners de-pressed?

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    why does the word romance make me want to scream? When will f*#$ing summer get here already? whats with all the questions? Is it normal to be pissed if youve been told your  getting a shop vac for v-day, but you have to go buy it?

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    wow. looks like I hijacked it?

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    StormRyderposted 15 years ago

    Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    HAHAHA  whack....

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