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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   also the king of drag - Uncle Milty:
   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfemsVOg … re=related
   
   I can't get over his flirting with the boys!

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      Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I am in awe of your expertese in digging up history. Maybe one of us, or both could do a history of drag Hub?

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         mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         that one on Eddie was kinda a history of drag - just that its such a large subject - from Milton to Monty Python - or from English public school back to Greeks - heh heh - I don't think I can do it - I'd be laughing to hard to write a sentence.  You do it!  I'll read it!  It could have to be a series, acshully!

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   zampanoposted 15 years ago

   Three candidates for a marketing sales job in a big corp.
   They were all three asked the same quastion :
   -What would you like people to say after you die at your wake ?
   1st one said : "We regret that excellent father and husband,   marketing champion".
   
   2nd one answered : "We're mourning our beloved friend. He has always been the best I had and he remains in our hearts".
   
   3d one answered : "Well, I'd like them all to stare at the coffin and shout : Look ! The son a bitch is moving !!!"
   
   hehehe
   he got the job.

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      Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Nice.

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   hijacking this thread is staying on topic -
   
   clever, no?
   
   so topic, is , is, is - oh fuck it - I forgot!

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      zampanoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      aaaahhhhhh...
      You got me !

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         Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         "Practically perfect in every way." Mary Poppins

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            mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

            You are doing so well, Faybe, too bad you had to discover all us bs-ers on the forums - now you won't get anything done!  or maybe you're not like me!  enjoying your hubs and humour!

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   skyfireposted 15 years ago

   

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      Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Oh Skyfire I was looking for you. So many questions yesyerday and I couldn't catch you.

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         skyfireposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Where is figment's thread ?

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            Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            She hops a bit. I know she started an MIA one and it seemed to get so little traffic. I would say click on pages at bottom and look for her.

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               Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               or we could start a where is figment thread, I am sure she would show up there.

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                  skyfireposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  Nah, that will not be a good idea. We can wait.

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   skyfireposted 15 years ago

   

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   inneresting!  - put out an ALL POINTS BULLETIN!

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   figment was over in the Tribe wondering about HUBsbands earlier, haven't seen her since!

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   where have all the cowboys gone?

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      Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      You got me.

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   oh well, what would I do with one if I had one?

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      Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      You know, I have two windows open right now, one to write and one for forum, does that make me unwell?

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I would not be the right person to ask about psychological wellness!    I hope everybody knows that!

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    lynnechandlerposted 15 years ago

    We are having a pool party in the tribe come check out the water park.

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    hope there's tiddlywinks to play

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    ThoughtfulSpotposted 15 years ago

    I really like flavored cream cheese.  Its much better than plain cream cheese.  Unless the plain creamcheese comes w/ pick-a-peppa sauce.

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    jonathanacosta17posted 15 years ago

    i just shaved my thighs last night. now they itch something fierce...

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Getting anxious to go on vacation!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    only thing I know of to cure the itch on your legs, Jonathan, is cortisone cream - small amount - rub it on!  hope they are better!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    get out your waders!

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    ATTENTION ALL HUBBERS! ATTENTION ALL HUBBERS!  i have a special anouncement to make as the newly elected ruler of hubpages....i am not wearing any underwear. that'll be all.  thank you and good night. (gives the peace sign with both hands while smiling at you all)

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    Faybe Bayposted 15 years ago

    As long as I'm here a new thread has been posted by Sweetkisses9187. She has not but a few followers. Only 10 days old. Give her some hub love, and be nice I didn't warn her. LOL

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    resurrecting this thread in hopes people won't use it just to say HI!  like all the other @B*(B) blankety blank threads in the forums!  touche!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    "empty bid for attention"

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I hit a squirrel on the road with my truck the other day and I am still reeling!

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    Will Say Plentyposted 15 years ago

    Hi mega!  How about women's underwear for a topic?

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I don't know much about it since my underwear is the practical, no-nonsense, cotton kind and all that other lingerie is just too dam uncomfortable for me!  When younger I used to skip all underwear and wore none, but I grew up - and out!

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    Will Say Plentyposted 15 years ago

    hey,going panty-free is still hot!

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    

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    drej2522posted 15 years ago

    ...you gotta give that guy money!
    
    heya BP!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Oh hiya Dre I couldn't see you I was fixing my car
       
       

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          drej2522posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Wow...nice pair of...
          
          *cough*

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             blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             High heels???
             Yes got them for AU$12.99.
             

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                drej2522posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                wow..not too shabby, BP!
                
                and, yeah, high-heels..that's it!!

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          shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Are you actually cleaning under the chassis with those?!

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    Lisa HWposted 15 years ago

    People who have high-heels really do need to be careful what they do in them, or they could hurt themselves or someone else - like, maybe, poke someone's eye out....
    
    But, to move on to another subject, Spring begins tomorrow!!  Any women-Hubbers going out to buy themselves some new shoes (maybe high-heels) for Spring?

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       drej2522posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       why does it have to be women?

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          Lisa HWposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          As I was posting before the same thought did occur to me..
          
          Speaking of people who aren't women, who's the best looking actor over 40, and under 40, these days.....  (whether or not they wear high-heels   )

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             blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Darn was going to nominate Hugh Jackman but he is over 40. Mmmm I am thinking very hard here will be back with my verdict.

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I would love another pair Lisa

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       Will Say Plentyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I had an editor-in-chief who used to walk on me with her red pumps . . . when the office was empty anyway . . .

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    Faybe Bayposted 15 years ago

    I think it was NICO

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    Paradise7posted 15 years ago

    OKAY!  I'm hijacking.....Paris 36, on Netflix on the computer, one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life... the chanteuse was beter than Edith Piaf...
    
    
    Anybody with me???? Anybody knows who the hell was Edith Piaf???

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       A french singer???
       
       

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    Faybe Bayposted 15 years ago

    Rice Pilaf? What?

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hahahaha!!!

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    Paradise7posted 15 years ago

    I love that lady, her sexy french accent, her uninhibited lifestyle...
    
    I have a thing for Edith Piaf, don't laugh, please...

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I'm not laughing! Sensuous and aware, adventurous and courageous, she is something else!

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    Faybe Bayposted 15 years ago

    But does she like Rice pilaf? Is this the hijacking thread or not?

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       Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Okay, Faybe, what is it with you and food???? On a diet for Spring, or something..., or just hungry at the moment...

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Absolutly right!
       Bananas. Just wanted to say that!

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    Paradise7posted 15 years ago

    Bananas you are, my dear friend earnest...

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Damn! I was hoping we would all overlook that!

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          Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          No way...but y'know, there's something very special about being publicly bananas...VERY special, mos tpeople don't have the cojones or else they WOULD!

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             earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I was just saying the same thing to Eric our Eclectus parrot the other day. He reckons I'm bananas as well.
             I don't care for his arty high brow lectures about being bananas either, what would he know about being bananas. Bloody parrot!

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                Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Maybe we should all have the ah... whatever to go publicly bananas!!!
                
                The parrot can start, we'lll watch!

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                   earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   OK I will let him out as soon as the neighbours dog is gone!
                   Eric is a professional dog basher.
                   All dogs and all cats all the time. I control him by murmuring "Mmmmm Eric soup!" in the voice of Homer Simpson..... it settles him down sometimes.

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    Will Say Plentyposted 15 years ago

    i am watching the animated Hellboy movies right now

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    Will Say Plentyposted 15 years ago

    I want to sniff some panties

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       More information than I wanted right there!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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          Will Say Plentyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          What?

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    Will Say Plentyposted 15 years ago

    Yes, but sniffing women's panties is a sure way to hijack the thread

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I gotta admit.. that's logical!

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       shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Just remember not to get the thread caught between your teeth!  You dont want ANOTHER visit to the dentists, now, do you?!

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          pinkyleeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          lmao shaz

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             shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Will Say Plenty, says nothing at all Pinky (LOL)... he must have got the knicker elastic stuck down his throat!  Some people can be soooooooooooo OTT! (over the top) hehehe

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                Will Say Plentyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Ah, I'm just a shy, innocent white boy!

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          Will Say Plentyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Well, I have had something caught between my teeth but never panty thread

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    BOOOOOOOBS!

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       shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       willy

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          Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          lol.  what's a willy?  lol.

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             pinkyleeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             pecker

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                shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                The one eyed snake

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                   pinkyleeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   tallywacker

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                      shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      wee willy winkie ... hehehe

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                         Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                           what about the sausage?

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                            shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            feather cock

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    If they are the edible kind, no problem!

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    jf;ljfl;jfdld;s

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Bananas. That's it.
    
    OK Bananas and grapefruit, but that's my best offer!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    And the square root of the ethernet is..............?

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I already gave you that!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    But it fell through the quarkhole into the latest pulsar...

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I told them to move that bin, how is the pulsar thingy, do you need bananas?

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          logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Only to fertilise the wangdangagadingos

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             earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Don't fertilise em too much, have you seen the size those suckers grow to?

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                logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                The all day ones?

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    tried tellin everybody but oh no little willy, willy won't share

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    OK I'll see you guy's all-day, willy and pecker and raise ya all a banana.

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    I had an itch! I scratched it!

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    brianzenposted 15 years ago

    Why are we even talking about hamsters!!!

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    someone mention garfield?  that basterd owes me some money!

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    I absolutely refuse to hijack this thread!   
    
    
                             

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       drej2522posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I concur! I'm staying on topic!!!

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Me too Dre..errr what was the topic? Bananas?

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             earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Yes, bananas. I have been trying to stay on topic. My topic! bananas and that is all I am going to say about it for now.

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             drej2522posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I like bananas..but I don't eat them the traditional way. I break it off in pieces...

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    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    Why don't they make a .99 cent coin?

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    That was so semiprofound!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       What was Logic?

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