Just have to share this one from one of my hubs... makes a pleasant change from the hackers and spell/curse casters. I have their full email address should anyone be interested
11 hours ago
Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal.
A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be vsry sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night onlyeven at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED CONTACT US ON OUR EMAIL VAMPIREDEFILERS@...
Oh my goodness! I just get the usual offers of losing weight and money scams. You must be doing something right to get such interesting spam!
Just got this today. OMG haha. Craziest one I've seen yet
Geez, I just figured it out lol. That's my brother being a dork! Haha
I'm disappointed when I don't have some spam, but generally it's become run of the mill... 'Dr Feel-you-up will remove the curse and bad luck you've been dealt', sort of thing. And, 'Let me hack your wife's phone and I'll tell you where she's been and who she's been seeing.'
I feel like this is one of those offers you just can't refuse.
Damn it was all good until the part where they say you will be made to walk. I want freedom of choice: To walk or not to walk.
Love that one. I hope you have to approve comments. I've seen some odd ones lately and just deleted four of them. None of them were so entertaining, though. They didn't make sense.
It’s very tempting and I’m happy to see that my walking would not be restricted to night time. I would certainly enjoy the promised riches. However, I don’t want to be immortal so sadly will have to swerve this otherwise enticing offer.
Do I have to drink blood? Sounds great apart from that........
Makes me feel better about being a pain in your butt
Now my spam looks remarkably dull. I want vampires and bromine too.
I guess you do have to be made to walk but only at the very middle of broad daylight? Whats wrong with ealking at night? I happen to like nighttime. And my eyes are very sensitive to sunlight and so this broad daylight thing is just not appealing! ( :
Damn it, I missed that one. I'll contact them just for the ability to walk in the middle of the day and improving my posture..everything else is a bonus. Please give the full email address. Not.
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