Amusing spam comment

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  1. theraggededge profile image99
    theraggededgeposted 6 months ago

    Just have to share this one from one of my hubs... makes a pleasant change from the hackers and spell/curse casters.  I have their full email address should anyone be interested big_smile

    vampiredefiler
    11 hours ago

    Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal.

    A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be vsry sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night onlyeven at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED CONTACT US ON OUR EMAIL VAMPIREDEFILERS@...

    1. Christy Kirwan profile imageSTAFF
      Christy Kirwanposted 6 months agoin reply to this

      Oh my goodness! I just get the usual offers of losing weight and money scams. You must be doing something right to get such interesting spam! big_smile

    2. robhampton profile image96
      robhamptonposted 6 months agoin reply to this

      Just got this today. OMG haha. Craziest one I've seen yet
      https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/13932969.png

      1. robhampton profile image96
        robhamptonposted 6 months agoin reply to this

        Geez, I just figured it out lol. That's my brother being a dork! Haha

        1. theraggededge profile image99
          theraggededgeposted 6 months agoin reply to this

          big_smile big_smile

          I'm disappointed when I don't have some spam, but generally it's become run of the mill... 'Dr Feel-you-up will remove the curse and bad luck you've been dealt', sort of thing. And, 'Let me hack your wife's phone and I'll tell you where she's been and who she's been seeing.'

    3. Dunbar Green profile image91
      Dunbar Greenposted 6 months agoin reply to this

      I feel like this is one of those offers you just can't refuse.

  2. lobobrandon profile image88
    lobobrandonposted 6 months ago

    Damn it was all good until the part where they say you will be made to walk. I want freedom of choice: To walk or not to walk.

    Drats!

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image96
      Rochelle Frankposted 6 months agoin reply to this

      . . .  and apparently you have to do it with good posture, as well.

      1. Dunbar Green profile image91
        Dunbar Greenposted 6 months agoin reply to this

        Good posture is always important!

  3. Kierstin Gunsberg profile image98
    Kierstin Gunsbergposted 6 months ago

    TAKE MY MONEY

  4. Dolores Monet profile image98
    Dolores Monetposted 6 months ago

    Love that one. I hope you have to approve comments. I've seen some odd ones lately and just deleted four of them. None of them were so entertaining, though. They didn't make sense.

  5. Glenis Rix profile image97
    Glenis Rixposted 6 months ago

    It’s very tempting and I’m happy to see that my walking would not be restricted to night time. I would certainly enjoy the promised riches. However, I don’t want to be immortal so sadly will have to swerve this otherwise enticing offer.

  6. profile image0
    Snakesmumposted 6 months ago

    Do I have to drink blood?    Sounds great apart from that........

  7. Jessie L Watson profile image94
    Jessie L Watsonposted 6 months ago

    Makes me feel better about being a pain in your butt wink

  8. Jana Louise Smit profile image98
    Jana Louise Smitposted 6 months ago

    Now my spam looks remarkably dull. I want vampires and bromine too.

  9. Natalie Frank profile image96
    Natalie Frankposted 6 months ago

    I guess you do have to be made to walk but only at the very middle of broad daylight?  Whats wrong with ealking at night? I happen to like nighttime. And my eyes are very sensitive to sunlight and so this broad daylight thing is just not appealing! ( :

    1. lobobrandon profile image88
      lobobrandonposted 6 months agoin reply to this

      Ooh, Natalie, this is for you. They take away the fears and troubles of daylight walks big_smile

  10. MelRootsNWrites profile image90
    MelRootsNWritesposted 6 months ago

    That's something you don't get offered every day. big_smile

  11. Jodah profile image89
    Jodahposted 6 months ago

    Damn it, I missed that one. I'll contact them just for the ability to walk in the middle of the day and improving my posture..everything else is a bonus. Please give the full email address. Not.

 
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