A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeep says, "You're in here pretty often, aren't you worried you're becoming an alcoholic?"
The horse says, "I don't think I am." and POOF! He vanishes from existence.
Of course, this joke references Descartes philosphy of "I think, therefore I am." But to explain this before the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Thanks for the chuckle, Liz. I had to read the last paragraph twice before I got it. I'm not sure if I was laughing at the joke or my delayed comprehension! LOL
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