A teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he
attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a
compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is
a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who
has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a problem for us," Attorney General Holder said. "They derive
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of
absolute values." They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to
themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined that they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every
When asked to comment on the arrest, President O'Bama said, "If God had wanted us
to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers
and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that the
Nobel Prize for Physics will follow.
LOL Poppa, you missed Tex already posting this a couple of days ago. Good stuff, no doubt
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