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OK ENOUGH, THOSE ALL IN AGREEMENT OF HIJACKING THREADS, JACK THIS UP

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Hi big_smile

    The weather is freezing in Toronto and I got laid this morning

    no question just sick of whiners complaining they are sick of controversial and provocative comments

    and most haven't ben here a month yet

    LMFAO

    but keep posting so I say have our own thread to be whatever we want and watch them come and comment here.

    Thanks

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      Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
      A. Popeye almost killed him!

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    lol  pee.

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    lol Hokey

    and I agree Lyrics if ppl don't like it then I think they shouldn't post anymore. hijacking will happen no matter what.

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 7 years ago

    3 days into my vacation..I have only gotten as far as snowed into lower West Virginia in a Holiday Inn  sad, so I hate snow!

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      Crazdwriterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      aaa I'm sorry to hear that B.C.

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yuk not fair, sorry.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    love hijacking when thread is lame or obvious in motive.  Hmmmmm.....like this one lol

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    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?
    A. A Wiener ...even a thought can raise it.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    oops gotta pee BRB and burp too.

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    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Q. What is the noisiest thing in the world?
    A. Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.

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      PrettyPantherposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!

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    hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago

    speaking of hijacking threads, i had my daily bible verse.  it was excellent but could have used some oregano.

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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        hamstersmessiahposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        hey you never know when you might have to eat that gideon's bible they hand out in front of the post office.  better than going hungry and after all it is the word of god.

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          because they wear ties lol lol

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            hamstersmessiahposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            i keep a whole stack of them in the pantry for when the food riots begin...  oops, now people will be attacking my secret stash...  no secret any more.

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              hamstersmessiahposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              bibles that is.

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                hamstersmessiahposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                the gideon's don't fit in the cupboard and don't keep.

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                  lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  that picture cracks me up -not smoke me up so we are clear

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              lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              its outa the bag or some left in it?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Hokey your all Jokey I love it.

    Spread love, then make it i say

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    lol you guys are too dang funny

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    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Q. What's red and blue with a long string?
    A. A smurfette with her period.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Just stoned and free to post everything here

    we are free

    and not arguing

    yeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why are ants ears bigger than their mouths?

    I dunno lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    wheres crazd and tantrum?

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      Crazdwriterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I'm here I'm here big_smile I'm thinking...ignore the steam coming out of my ears lol

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    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    What do you get when you cross a mexican and an octopus?

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      what?

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        Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Hell if I know but it sure does make alot of burritos!  big_smile

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          Crazdwriterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          lol yum!

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          your killing me

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    crazd grab earplugs it will stop the steam then eat ice cream

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      Crazdwriterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I don't have any ice cream *goes and cries in the corner with steam still streaming out of my ears* lol

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    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Q. Did you know they just discovered a new use for sheep in New Zealand?
    A. Wool!

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      and for transportation

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        Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile big_smile big_smile

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    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Q. What's a        iliac's biggest complaint about doing it?
    A. They just kinda lay there.

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    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Q. Hey, what's sticky, white and falls from the sky?
    A. The cumming of the Lord

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol lol

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      Crazdwriterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      OMG Hokey that one was just wrong! lol

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        Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Should have told that one to SirDent, Sneak, and Goldenpath. They would have loved it!    =d

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Hockey do you have a joke book in front of you?

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      Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      nope

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    I'm just sucking on a fag with a coffee

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      Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Only time I ever wished I was a fag! big_smile

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        me too

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          Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Nice pic. So you got laid this morning?   big_smile

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      Crazdwriterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Oh that reminds me I need to set my coffee maker for tomorrow smile

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      Daniel Carterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      omg! I'll bet he wishes he was a lesbian!!!
      wink

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        wyanjenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol

        Hi there Daniel

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    ok gotta work for a bit

    kisses

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      Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      wait! come back!

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      Crazdwriterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      wait what? noooo okay we'll keep this one going lol

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    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?
    A. In case you miss.

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      Crazdwriterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      OUCH that one hurts lol

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        Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Sorry!  sad

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        Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Only some women find that it hurts. lol smile big_smile

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          Crazdwriterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol that is so true Cags.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    ya couldnt work

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    crazd i agree

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    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Q. What do you do in case of fallout?
    A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes?

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    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Q. How did the tugboat get AIDS?
    A. It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    Hokey where are you getting these jokes from?

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      Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      My mom.

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        Crazdwriterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Are you serious? lol dang your mom has some good ones

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          Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          roll smile

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    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Well the psychic lady says so....

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    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
    A. Ate something.

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    lol uh huh....oh did pinkylee delete her comment with yout link in it yet?

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

      who's?

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        Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Hi Lyrics. big_smile

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Hi Hokey *wink*

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      Beth100posted 7 years ago

      No, she didn't...I just checked it out. big_smile

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

      my pic cracks me up

      who the hell dresses like that OUTSIDE?  lol

      Hey Beth xo

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        WriteAngledposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Tsk, tsk, you'll catch your death of cold, girl!!!

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          LMAO


          Hi Write! big_smile

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      Hokeyposted 7 years ago

      Q. Define "Egghead:"
      A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

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      Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

      Hokey posted a link in the one about cats to show off his kitty and he deleted his omment but pinklee quoted it so it still  up and it has a picture of hokey with his picture from 2 years ago

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        Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        SO NOT COOL hmm

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

      VERY UNCOOL

      havn't seen it

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      Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

      go see if it's still there lyrics should be big_smile

      sorry hokey but you can't blame me hehehe

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        where though?

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          Crazdwriterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I think 3rd page of hows your pussy thread

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      Hokeyposted 7 years ago

      Bye Bye

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      Cagsilposted 7 years ago

      It's irrelevant. The link is not operational anymore. The content has been removed. smile I clicked the link and it's no longer available.

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        Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Yup! Removed.....

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      Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

      aaaa that means hokey did something I guess.

      Well I am off peeps need to get back to brainstorming....I am on cold right now need to get my ideas out though I am stuck once again...smile ttyl

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        Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Later Crazd. smile

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      Hokeyposted 7 years ago

      C-ya. Think I am done here for a while. Have fun. Maybe see you around, maybe not.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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        hamstersmessiahposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        i'm coasting for a bit.  leaving on a train trip in less than 5 days and i have 50 odd pieces left to post.  gonna be doing a bit of writing on the train and at the station.  60+ hours travel one way.

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

      everybody left me

      was it my outfit?

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        Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I'm still here

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          oh thank goodness

          are u ok?

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            Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah. Did you see pic.?

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              lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              no you can't see it anymore-smart on your part facebook right?

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                Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Yup. Turned photo albums to private

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                  lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  beautiful - lets be facebook friends though ok?  Im Kimberly Gray

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                    Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    There is over 500. How do I find you?

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                      lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                      email me how to find you-we'll connect

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      WriteAngledposted 7 years ago

      Popping in sporadically. Need to finish job for tomorrow before going to London and it's 3.45am. Sigh... my third night of working right through. The forum helps keep me sane.

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        write better take care and not push too hard though

        we need you

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      Hokeyposted 7 years ago

      You on Facebook?

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

      Hokey I also left pink a not very nice message reply to hers about your picture.  probably top of last paage

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      hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago

      boy some people sure know how to turn the other cheek!  how boring!  i say we invade!

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

      let's invade but we must wear green lol

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        hamstersmessiahposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        i always wear plaid...  Hamsterhood of the Plaid Lodge!

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          Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I pictured you for a paisley hamster

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            hamstersmessiahposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            oh no we are antagonists of the Mice of the Paisley Persuasion.  i only wear paisley on spy missions.

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              Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Member of the sanctum of the wheel?

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                hamstersmessiahposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                something like that!  i have triangulation on the Hamster Wheel Rotation Project for Earth Axis Tilt 1.27034 inches and am just waiting for orders.

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                  Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  Come right to 273 degrees, elevation 36 seconds above southern horizon during spring solstice in apex of lunar eclipse.

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                    hamstersmessiahposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    we're having a solstice this spring?

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                      Hokeyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                      Yes! Every 27366488950503827557.957463 years this happens.

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

      paisley wont due, plaid maybe

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        hamstersmessiahposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Plaid Magic is the most powerful magic in my universe.

     
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