OK ENOUGH, THOSE ALL IN AGREEMENT OF HIJACKING THREADS, JACK THIS UP

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   lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

   Hi
   
   The weather is freezing in Toronto and I got laid this morning
   
   no question just sick of whiners complaining they are sick of controversial and provocative comments
   
   and most haven't ben here a month yet
   
   LMFAO
   
   but keep posting so I say have our own thread to be whatever we want and watch them come and comment here.
   
   Thanks

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      Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
      A. Popeye almost killed him!

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   lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

     pee.

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   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   lol Hokey
   
   and I agree Lyrics if ppl don't like it then I think they shouldn't post anymore. hijacking will happen no matter what.

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   B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 15 years ago

   3 days into my vacation..I have only gotten as far as snowed into lower West Virginia in a Holiday Inn  , so I hate snow!

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      Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      aaa I'm sorry to hear that B.C.

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      lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Yuk not fair, sorry.

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   lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

   love hijacking when thread is lame or obvious in motive.  Hmmmmm.....like this one

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   Hokeyposted 15 years ago

   Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?
   A. A Wiener ...even a thought can raise it.

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   lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

   oops gotta pee BRB and burp too.

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   Hokeyposted 15 years ago

   Q. What is the noisiest thing in the world?
   A. Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.

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      PrettyPantherposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!

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   hamstersmessiahposted 15 years ago

   speaking of hijacking threads, i had my daily bible verse.  it was excellent but could have used some oregano.

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      lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      

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         hamstersmessiahposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         hey you never know when you might have to eat that gideon's bible they hand out in front of the post office.  better than going hungry and after all it is the word of god.

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            lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            because they wear ties

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               hamstersmessiahposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               i keep a whole stack of them in the pantry for when the food riots begin...  oops, now people will be attacking my secret stash...  no secret any more.

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                  hamstersmessiahposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  bibles that is.

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                     hamstersmessiahposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     the gideon's don't fit in the cupboard and don't keep.

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                        lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                        that picture cracks me up -not smoke me up so we are clear

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                  lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  its outa the bag or some left in it?

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    Hokey your all Jokey I love it.
    
    Spread love, then make it i say

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    you guys are too dang funny

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Q. What's red and blue with a long string?
    A. A smurfette with her period.

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    Just stoned and free to post everything here
    
    we are free
    
    and not arguing
    
    yeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    why are ants ears bigger than their mouths?
    
    I dunno

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    wheres crazd and tantrum?

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       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I'm here I'm here I'm thinking...ignore the steam coming out of my ears

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    What do you get when you cross a mexican and an octopus?

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       lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       what?

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          Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Hell if I know but it sure does make alot of burritos! 

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             Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             yum!

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             lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             your killing me

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    crazd grab earplugs it will stop the steam then eat ice cream

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       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I don't have any ice cream *goes and cries in the corner with steam still streaming out of my ears*

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Q. Did you know they just discovered a new use for sheep in New Zealand?
    A. Wool!

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       lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       and for transportation

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          Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Q. What's a        iliac's biggest complaint about doing it?
    A. They just kinda lay there.

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Q. Hey, what's sticky, white and falls from the sky?
    A. The cumming of the Lord

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       lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       

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       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       OMG Hokey that one was just wrong!

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          Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Should have told that one to SirDent, Sneak, and Goldenpath. They would have loved it!    =d

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    Hockey do you have a joke book in front of you?

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       nope

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    I'm just sucking on a fag with a coffee

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Only time I ever wished I was a fag!

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          lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          me too

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             Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Nice pic. So you got laid this morning?   

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       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Oh that reminds me I need to set my coffee maker for tomorrow

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       Daniel Carterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       omg! I'll bet he wishes he was a lesbian!!!
       

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          wyanjenposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          
          
          Hi there Daniel

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    ok gotta work for a bit
    
    kisses

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       wait! come back!

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       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       wait what? noooo okay we'll keep this one going

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?
    A. In case you miss.

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       Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       OUCH that one hurts

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          Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Sorry! 

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          Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Only some women find that it hurts.

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             Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             that is so true Cags.

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    ya couldnt work

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    crazd i agree

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Q. What do you do in case of fallout?
    A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes?

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Q. How did the tugboat get AIDS?
    A. It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    Hokey where are you getting these jokes from?

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       My mom.

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          Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Are you serious? dang your mom has some good ones

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             Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Well the psychic lady says so....

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
    A. Ate something.

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    lol uh huh....oh did pinkylee delete her comment with yout link in it yet?

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    who's?

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hi Lyrics.

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          lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Hi Hokey *wink*

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    No, she didn't...I just checked it out.

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    my pic cracks me up
    
    who the hell dresses like that OUTSIDE? 
    
    Hey Beth xo

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       WriteAngledposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Tsk, tsk, you'll catch your death of cold, girl!!!

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          lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          LMAO
          
          
          Hi Write!

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Q. Define "Egghead:"
    A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    Hokey posted a link in the one about cats to show off his kitty and he deleted his omment but pinklee quoted it so it still  up and it has a picture of hokey with his picture from 2 years ago

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       SO NOT COOL

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    VERY UNCOOL
    
    havn't seen it

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    go see if it's still there lyrics should be
    
    sorry hokey but you can't blame me hehehe

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       lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       where though?

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          Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I think 3rd page of hows your pussy thread

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Bye Bye

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    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    It's irrelevant. The link is not operational anymore. The content has been removed. I clicked the link and it's no longer available.

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Yup! Removed.....

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    aaaa that means hokey did something I guess.
    
    Well I am off peeps need to get back to brainstorming....I am on cold right now need to get my ideas out though I am stuck once again... ttyl

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Later Crazd.

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    C-ya. Think I am done here for a while. Have fun. Maybe see you around, maybe not.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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       hamstersmessiahposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       i'm coasting for a bit.  leaving on a train trip in less than 5 days and i have 50 odd pieces left to post.  gonna be doing a bit of writing on the train and at the station.  60+ hours travel one way.

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    everybody left me
    
    was it my outfit?

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I'm still here

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          lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          oh thank goodness
          
          are u ok?

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             Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Yeah. Did you see pic.?

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                lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                no you can't see it anymore-smart on your part facebook right?

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                   Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Yup. Turned photo albums to private

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                      lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      beautiful - lets be facebook friends though ok?  Im Kimberly Gray

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                         Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         There is over 500. How do I find you?

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                            lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            email me how to find you-we'll connect

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                               Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                               already did

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    WriteAngledposted 15 years ago

    Popping in sporadically. Need to finish job for tomorrow before going to London and it's 3.45am. Sigh... my third night of working right through. The forum helps keep me sane.

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       lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       write better take care and not push too hard though
       
       we need you

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    You on Facebook?

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    Hokey I also left pink a not very nice message reply to hers about your picture.  probably top of last paage

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    hamstersmessiahposted 15 years ago

    boy some people sure know how to turn the other cheek!  how boring!  i say we invade!

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    let's invade but we must wear green

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       hamstersmessiahposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       i always wear plaid...  Hamsterhood of the Plaid Lodge!

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          Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I pictured you for a paisley hamster

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             hamstersmessiahposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             oh no we are antagonists of the Mice of the Paisley Persuasion.  i only wear paisley on spy missions.

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                Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Member of the sanctum of the wheel?

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                   hamstersmessiahposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   something like that!  i have triangulation on the Hamster Wheel Rotation Project for Earth Axis Tilt 1.27034 inches and am just waiting for orders.

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                      Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      Come right to 273 degrees, elevation 36 seconds above southern horizon during spring solstice in apex of lunar eclipse.

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                         hamstersmessiahposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         we're having a solstice this spring?

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                            Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            Yes! Every 27366488950503827557.957463 years this happens.

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                               hamstersmessiahposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                               sweet!  thanks for the head's up!

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                                  Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                                  EEK!

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                                  hamstersmessiahposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                                  steering one of these suckers is such a hassle... the g-forces take so much out of me...  and no one showed up for my Chirogravimetric Adjusdtment Workshop last month so i get no relief.

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    paisley wont due, plaid maybe

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       hamstersmessiahposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Plaid Magic is the most powerful magic in my universe.

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