To ease the nerve

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  1. lawretta profile image73
    lawrettaposted 8 years ago

    From a realistic point of view, how long can you stay without having sex?

    1. SummerSteward profile image59
      SummerStewardposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Do toys count?

      1. Greek One profile image73
        Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I guess, but that's gotta hurt

        http://www.macononthecheap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/mr-potato-head.jpg

        1. SummerSteward profile image59
          SummerStewardposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          HAHA.. Keep that potato AWAY from me!!!

          1. Greek One profile image73
            Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            sorry.. didn't know you were into the ladies instead smile

            http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21927.jpg

            1. SummerSteward profile image59
              SummerStewardposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              haha... they call this a "carriage ride" (Cinderella)

      2. lawretta profile image73
        lawrettaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        yes baby, it does count!

        1. SummerSteward profile image59
          SummerStewardposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          haha, alright.. then a day or two.. maybe

    2. Obscure Divine profile image54
      Obscure Divineposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      How long can you stay without having sex, you ask?

      Hmm, I usually leave the room as soon as I'm done.  tongue

      1. SummerSteward profile image59
        SummerStewardposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        good answer!

  2. profile image0
    Justine76posted 8 years ago

    I wouldnt know, hubby needs it every day....

    1. LarasMama profile image60
      LarasMamaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      My husband I broke up for awhile... so several months at least!... although I did manage it for the first 18 years of my life!

      1. profile image0
        Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        oh yeah, me too! 18 years..guess that answers that one.  wink

        1. Ultimate Hubber profile image63
          Ultimate Hubberposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          18 years minus the years you ladies took to reach puberty. tongue

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            Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            oh, hmmm. well, if you look at it that way, the first 18 years didnt really count anyway...sort of you dont know what your missing thing...

            1. Ultimate Hubber profile image63
              Ultimate Hubberposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              You got the point, but in my case, I knew a long time before I turned 18 what I was missing. smile

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                Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                to be really honest, once upon a time I thought no way can I make it a day. But now, Im pretty sure I woud be fine if it never happened again. I think if sex is jsust to ease the nerves..well..something is missing.

                1. Greek One profile image73
                  Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  The something that is missing...

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                    Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    I think I love you

  3. Greek One profile image73
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    a life time if need be

  4. wavegirl22 profile image42
    wavegirl22posted 8 years ago

    er . ..um . . what is sex again?

    hmm

    1. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      something about toys and potatoes, I guess?....

      1. Greek One profile image73
        Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I guess this is the result of 'rough sex' then??

        http://soapbox.lafayette.edu/system/files/images/3578_large.jpg

        1. profile image0
          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          and hot!

        2. SummerSteward profile image59
          SummerStewardposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          oh dear.. I never meant to imply this haha! So where do baby reds come from?

  5. skyfire profile image73
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    So we're posting Veg stuff here ... Hmm...

    1. Greek One profile image73
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I guess we are...

      http://www.xoopit.com/dlp/sOuWtUs13Q5vdCpXfGohETkF.........?view=medium

      1. skyfire profile image73
        skyfireposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol

        1. myownworld profile image79
          myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          WHAT the....?????!!!!  yikes

          1. skyfire profile image73
            skyfireposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Lord works in mysterious ways...  lol

            1. myownworld profile image79
              myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              lol

              I know, and we have Greek to help him spread the word!!

          2. Greek One profile image73
            Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            http://media.pegasusnews.com/pegasus/img/photos/2010/02/16/stop-vegetable-abuse_t520.jpg

    2. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years ago

      a better use for potaotes

      http://www.mygourmetconnection.com/food-finds/wine-spirits/img/cold-river-vodka.jpg

      1. Greek One profile image73
        Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        i think i love YOU

        1. profile image0
          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          big_smile

     
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