I have this wonderful new product that will do nothing for you. Its a bargain at $49.99
Send the money to my paypal address at xxxxxxx.com
The next product I have will teach you everything about search engine traffic. Its only $19.99 Make sure you buy the upsell though. The original product is useless without it. However its a bargain at $4500.00
The next thing I have is this wonderful ebook. It will teach you nothing but is full of my affiliate links that will make me all kinds of money. This book is a steal at $39.99
If you are feeling really generous just send me large amounts of money. I wont say thank you because I will be too busy laughing at you as I am buying all my new toys.
Just a little fun this fine morning. This isnt intended to insult the true marketers on Hubpages. Its more like an outlet after emptying my email inbox this morning.
I'll buy all your books just send me the money. If I'll earn any money from your books, I'll pay you three times you gave me (just had to say that to boost my credibility). Not that I expect you to believe me...
Sad thing is, many people fall for this. If you watch the late night channels, you'll see a bunch of this stuff.
For only 89 payments of $19.95 you can get this very thin book which is totally worthless!!! Get it while it's hawt!!!
You are so right. I wish there really was a way I could get to them before the leeches that force these people to take out their credit cards and spend the months rent.
I do believe people are a lot smarter now though then a few years ago
The only thing is.. is if you knew you could make $50,000 per month from people buying your "Make Money Online" system that you even know yourself is worthless, would you still have the gumption to do it?
A part me of is like... No, of course not... other part of me is like Oh hell yes!!! lol.
i have played that game before. Not to the tune of 50 grand but honestly I couldnt continue.
I work hard now to keep things on the up and up. I do promote products and services but only because I believe in them.
But you are right. For most it would be very difficult to care at that point.
I think if I were to literally make a money making system and sell it to people, I think I would have to design it in such a way that it's actually proving to be useful, and not a scam. Then I could sleep at night knowing that the people buying my system are actually benefiting in some shape or form.
Those ab machines are a gold mine. I've got to invent an ab machine. Yours for only 6 payments of $29.99.
Just to jump on Dale’s spam wagon, beginning tomorrow I am offering a “free” forecasting service providing all “today’s” weather so that you can easily plan all yesterday’s events.
Subscriptions for this FREE service are only $11.oo per day so sign up now and don’t get caught in the snow this summer!
Sorry I had too. I almost feel ashamed......
so send your payments to Ashamed@paypal
years ago a guy had an ad a newspaper that said he would show you how to make money for just sending him $1. A friend of mine did it, he received a note from the guy telling him to just do what he did.
That's funny! I dint know that, it is an old one. Good gimmick I guess. hello Dale.
I only fell for the magic x-ray glasses in the old comic books. LOL
hahaha that's a long time on a fence. I'll let you figure it out then. got to git, see ya.
Dale - why don't you become the Michael Moore of the internet - exposing all those scammers and teaching people how to resist and report them? It would be useful and then you'd have a book deal and tv appearances - interviews in the Atlantic and other mags - etc. But first you have to figure out who all those rubes who actually buy that crap are! Well, I must admit, to be honest, ONCE I fell for a "word processing" jobs deal, where you "work for yourself from home"? and they send you a list of companies who they say will hire you if you send your resume etc. and a little 3 page pamphlet that tells you how to write a resume, basically - all for only $39.99! But that was the one and only time. I swear! You could do all us rubes a big service!
Thats kind of funny because I was just looking at domain names.
I would love to do something like that but I just dont know if I have enough time left in my day.
Im putting some thought into how I can do it without building a big old site.
Im thinking maybe just a blogger blog or something free for now.
I just have so much on my plate but putting some serious thought into it.
you can ask people here on hubpages for their additions to your list - you could write a hub and also ask for serious scams we know about here in the forums - a start!
That is sounding like a great idea.
Hmm I have a feeling my plate is about to get even more full.
and then, of course, after you have their trust and their email addresses you scam the heck out of em! mmmmuayaaaahaaaaahahaha! and if you ever need any more evil ideas, just ask!
and I get my 20% right?
also, don't let these spammers steal my/your idea!
lol, ya you get your share
But you did give me some good ideas, not the part about tricking people of course.
I am working on something right now that I have been wanting to do for a long time.
Don't forget you can add 2-3 inches to your penis length if you use these pills for 6 months, plus an added 1 inches in girth - the 6 month buy in bulk is the best deal only $120 - thats a $30 saving. Most people who don't see results won't bother with the money back guarantee so when it doesn't work I will have scammed lots of men!
It's glaring self promotion, digging this out of the long distant past, but even that's in keeping with the topic: Excrement Inc.
Just send $5 dollars to everybody you know and you'll be a millionaire soon. People still believe into impossible. But miracles do happen. Usually with somebody else not you.
I'm going to start doing that right now!!!!
I'm willing to send $5.00 to all of you! All I need is for each of you to send me an SASE and include $6 for shipping and handling, and I will get that free $5 out in the mail to anyone who wants to take advantage of this offer.
Not only is that the best offer I have received this week but its also the cheapest.
Im all over it. Just have to go and get a six dollar bill.
gee, I just wouldn't feel right taking advantage of you that way! Isn't there something I can give you in return?
Dale - I once got so fed up with a group of dirt-bags selling a "Make $5,000 a month with Google" scam that I wrote a hub about them and their crooked deals. Be my guest. You can post it on your new free Blogger blog to start the ball rolling.
Some potential names for your new site: Dale's Mail or Scam of the Day or Week (depending on how hard you want to work) or DaleSense or Scam Alert.
I have a product for sale. It's gauranteed to destroy cockroaches. I've tried and tested it myself and it destroys every cockroach it comes in contact with. For a mere $2:50 plus $15:00 for shipping and handling. It is very easy and simple to use.
I will send you two blocks of wood. You place the cockroach on top of one and smack it with the other.
Contact me and I will give clear instructions on where you can send the money.
yes, I can vouch for that invention - it really works - but first you will have to catch the cockroaches -and I have these great little jars - you just put them on the floor with some sugar in, the cockroaches come in and you screw on the top. Sold for only $5/per jar and guaranteed to catch the cockroaches so you can kill them with the blocks! GREAT COMPANION OFFER! if you order five jars, we will also send you the pamphlet "COCKROACHES THROUGH THE AGES" :
Well, my roaches evicted me. I moved out. By the way I bought a lot of product claiming its efficiency and my roaches were running around snowy white covered with that product (boric acid) completely, more happy than ever. I had to bribe them to stay in my old apartment and not to move with me into the new one. I left them half of my furniture and kitchen stuff. Hope they are happy there!
This is such a fun thread it gave me the idea for a Hub. So I wrote about the "Greatest Money making Opportunity Ever" That's what I like most about the forums, they give me so many inspirations.
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