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Two line rythme

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    selrachposted 7 years ago

    I was sent this in an e-mail.could be fun.

    THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING
    FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
    AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

    1.  My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
    marrying you has screwed up my life.

    2.  I see your face when I am dreaming,
    that's why I always wake up screaming.

    3.  Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
    this describes everything you are not.

    Give us your rythmes.

    1. LarasMama profile image61
      LarasMamaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You remind me of flowers, fruit and chewing gum,
      Before they've been left for three weeks out in the sun

    2. Ben Evans profile image71
      Ben Evansposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      A midnight picnic for two under a moon so bright
      Uh oh now I see a warewolf and am full of fright

    3. sajal.mark profile image58
      sajal.markposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You are soft, sensitive and gentle
      I guess you are too much for me to handle

  2. Betty Reid profile image61
    Betty Reidposted 7 years ago

    You're sensitive, devoted, the love of my life,
    That's what I thought before I met your wife.

  3. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    I've tried to love you heaven knows!
    But you don't wash between your toes!

  4. DevLin profile image61
    DevLinposted 7 years ago

    When I look in your eyes, I see the stars.                      And now, you've given me all these scars.

  5. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    you've given me everything I've ever wanted
    and herpes and the clap and a house that is haunted

  6. alternate poet profile image65
    alternate poetposted 7 years ago

    I have forgiven all those little sins
    the constant little outs and ins

  7. Ohma profile image75
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    My life began the day we first met,
    and will begin again once I am on that jet.

  8. blondepoet profile image72
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    Oh you fill me with such lust and fire,
    All good until your credit card expires.

  9. Misha profile image76
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    Not sure I know what to write
    I better fix that bloody light tongue

  10. Ben Evans profile image71
    Ben Evansposted 7 years ago

    Beauty is a fresh breeze blowing senses alive
    but you smell so foul my nostrils take a nosedive.

  11. humagaia profile image67
    humagaiaposted 7 years ago

    You've always had a sensitive nature
    And that is why I'll always hate ya!

  12. Fluffymetal profile image76
    Fluffymetalposted 7 years ago

    Peaking through the window glass
    Will life out there kick my ass?

  13. blondepoet profile image72
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    We make love all through the night,
    Cos in the day you look a fright.

  14. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    The night is full of wondrous things
    In daylight angels lose their wings

  15. SandyMcCollum profile image71
    SandyMcCollumposted 7 years ago

    Birds; pretty things that they are
    Bastards shit again on my car

  16. money-man profile image72
    money-manposted 7 years ago

    Our love will last for many a'year,
    But only if you get your ___ in gear.

  17. MissE profile image81
    MissEposted 7 years ago

    Together we love, laugh, and cry through forever.
    I'll get over the fact your quite dim, and not clever.

  18. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    She was stunning, a true beauty…, elegant and tall,
    I was in love until I reached down and felt her left ball

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    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    Roses are red and pickles are green,
    my face is a holler, yours is a scream!

  20. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    You may have been a movie star
    but with that face you won't get far.

  21. Fluffymetal profile image76
    Fluffymetalposted 7 years ago

    feeling a little depressed
    maybe i need some rest

  22. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    You are the air that I breathe, the sun in my soul,
    You are perfect except for your nose and that mole

  23. steffsings profile image80
    steffsingsposted 7 years ago

    You brought me a rose, then your heart, then your ring
    It died....  it broke.....(did I hear that fat lady sing???)

  24. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Love is filled with wishes
    like I wish he did the dishes!

    1. travelespresso profile image77
      travelespressoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Earnesthub you are VERY good at this!

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    selrachposted 7 years ago

    I want to feel your warm embrace,
    but don't take that paper bag off your face

  26. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    I long to feel your tender touch dear
    but stop that screaming in that ear

  27. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    Remember that night? You in that dress? I was so glad to see ya.
    I didn't know, that by the next day, you'ld give me gonorrhea

  28. leeberttea profile image54
    leebertteaposted 7 years ago

    Better days are coming you can bet that's true
    Starting with the day that I met you!

  29. watchya profile image60
    watchyaposted 7 years ago

    Are you sure ? That can't be true!
    The best day was when I met you !

  30. Ben Evans profile image71
    Ben Evansposted 7 years ago

    I playfully lift the covers and follow those legs to the toes
    but honey please stop passing gas it does not smell like a rose

  31. leeberttea profile image54
    leebertteaposted 7 years ago

    Everytime I think of you I start to cry
    I can't live without you but I don't wanna die!

  32. Madison22 profile image61
    Madison22posted 7 years ago

    when we first married I felt oh so happy now five years later it's nothing but crappy

  33. blondepoet profile image72
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    My mate Ringo, he did propose,
    While taking off his panty hose. sad

  34. blondepoet profile image72
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    I said "Hey mate take off my nylons",
    And then I fed him to the lions.

  35. Fluffymetal profile image76
    Fluffymetalposted 7 years ago

    I sat down with Mary Jane
    now I have a fuzzy brain

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      pburgerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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    selrachposted 7 years ago

    My heart skips when I see your face
    You are definately not of the human race

    1. Glenn Raymond profile image60
      Glenn Raymondposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Darling vampire you do inspire
      though I still desire to be a liar

  37. samboiam profile image61
    samboiamposted 7 years ago

    I love you like no other.
    Even though I hate your mother.

  38. blondepoet profile image72
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    Oh you fill me with a hot desire,
    A pity you're a big fat liar.

  39. blondepoet profile image72
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    Your smile ignites flames from far beneath,
    Until you open your mouth cos you got no teeth.

  40. samboiam profile image61
    samboiamposted 7 years ago

    On our wedding night I carried you through the door.
    Little did I know you were a skanky whore.

  41. Joni Douglas profile image84
    Joni Douglasposted 7 years ago

    My lips quiver in anticipation,
    but your breath quickly killed the sensation

 
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