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Weird Keyword Search

  1. 2patricias profile image62
    2patriciasposted 7 years ago

    A few days ago we had a hit on our website (always welcome) from someone who had used the search phrase "cutting toenails dream interpretation".  We have information on pedicures and chiropody on our site - but nothing about dreams.
    We can't imagine that we would ever do a search like that, but it made us wonder:  what is the weirdest keyword search you've had?

    1. ecogirl333 profile image59
      ecogirl333posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      "manure covered wellies"

  2. Pearldiver profile image88
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    'nude pictures of chickens bathing' - showed up on my some time back.... yikes

    I figured it was either a drunk or an internet preditor with a chick(en) fetish.... you know... an aussi bloke! hmm

    1. pisean282311 profile image51
      pisean282311posted 7 years ago in reply to this


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  3. BevsPaper profile image60
    BevsPaperposted 7 years ago

    Looks like when I need a laugh I should go look at the search queries that landed people to my site...so funny!

    Have to wonder about someone dreaming of cutting toenails and then wanting to know what it all meant...must have been one strange dream!

  4. Wendy Krick profile image48
    Wendy Krickposted 7 years ago

    "inbred redneck vampires"

  5. CMHypno profile image89
    CMHypnoposted 7 years ago

    This morning I got:

    'were 1940's rubber dolls stuffed?'

    Any answers?

  6. darkside profile image81
    darksideposted 7 years ago

    I get a tonne of traffic for "pictures of mark knowles naked".

    1. wesleycox profile image81
      wesleycoxposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Geez man.  Funny

  7. wyanjen profile image84
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    This one was kinda funny, but when I ran it through Google I was rolling on the floor because of the polite little spelling suggestion.
    Instant classic screen shot.



  8. Misha profile image73
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    ROFLMAO Jen lol

    Here are mine, some time ago http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/35060

    1. wyanjen profile image84
      wyanjenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      This one (from your forum) sounds like a great hub waiting to happen:

      "because I said so parenting techniques"

      It would have one sentence:
      Because I said so.

      It's not a complicated technique. Real simple. big_smile

      1. earnestshub profile image89
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I tried it recently on four year old twin granddaughters, it did not go well! smile