Love, Lust, or Marriage (LOL)

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  1. BeccaHubbardWoods profile image92
    BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 8 years ago

    A friend sent an email to me, and this was what I read. I have never laughed so hard.

    How do you know if you’re in love, lust, or marriage?

    Love – when your eyes meet across a crowded room
    Lust – when your tongues meet across a crowded room
    Marriage – when your belt won’t meet around your waist, and you don’t care

    Love – when intercourse is called making love
    Lust – when intercourse is referred to as everything else but making love
    Marriage – what’s intercourse?

    Love – when you argue over how many children to have
    Lust – when you argue over who gets the wet spot
    Marriage – when you argue over money and everything else

    Love – when you share everything you own
    Lust – when you think twice about giving her bus money
    Marriage – when the bank owns everything

    Love – when it doesn’t matter if you don’t climax
    Lust – when the relationship is over if you don’t climax
    Marriage – what’s a climax?

    Love – when you phone each other just to say hi
    Lust – when you phone each other just to organize sex
    Marriage – when you phone each other to find out what time your son’s game starts

    Love – when you write poems about your lover
    Lust – when you only write your number
    Marriage – when you only write checks

    Love – when you show concern for your lover’s feelings
    Lust – when you don’t give a shit about their feelings
    Marriage – when your only concern is what’s on the TV

    Love – when your farewell is “I love you”
    Lust – when your farewell is “Same time next week?”
    Marriage – when your farewell is silent

    Love – when you are proud to be seen in public with your lover
    Lust – when you only ever see your partner in the bedroom
    Marriage – when you never see each other awake

    Love – when your heart flutters each time you see each other
    Lust – when your groin twitches each time you see each other
    Marriage – when your wallet empties each time you see each other

    Love – when no one else matters
    Lust – when no one else knows
    Marriage – when everyone else matters and you don’t care who knows

    Love – when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
    Lust - when it’s all just that mushy shit
    Marriage – you never listen to music

    Love – when breaking up is something you try not to think about
    Lust – when staying together is something you try not to think about
    Marriage – when just getting through today is your only thought

    Love – when you’re interested in everything your partner does
    Lust – when your only interest is sex
    Marriage – when you’re not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you’re interested in is your golf score.

  2. Cagsil profile image80
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    cool

  3. BeccaHubbardWoods profile image92
    BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 8 years ago

    (((CAGS)))

    1. Cagsil profile image80
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      What's up Becca? smile

  4. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago

    that is funny.  however, guess my marriage was really love after all....

  5. BeccaHubbardWoods profile image92
    BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 8 years ago

    I suppose my marriage had elements of all three... wink

    what's happenin cagsil? u lol like the joke?

    1. Cagsil profile image80
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It was cool. cool

      Just like my smiley face indicated. Nothing much happening here.

  6. emievil profile image75
    emievilposted 8 years ago

    smile funny and worth a bump so *bump*

  7. LeanMan profile image86
    LeanManposted 8 years ago

    That was great... I think I am in all three categories along the way... but which ever one I am in the wallet is always empty..

  8. Chaotic Chica profile image76
    Chaotic Chicaposted 8 years ago

    This was a riot!  Thanks for the laugh!

  9. leeberttea profile image52
    leebertteaposted 8 years ago

    I can use a little lust right now to keep me awake!

 
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