Stats Update Delayed

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   pauldeedsposted 14 years ago

   We're doing a little work on the hub stats machine, updates will be delayed for about the next 5 hours or so.

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      pauldeedsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      It's taking a little longer than expected, your stats may be stalled until early Saturday morning.

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         sarovaiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         thanks for avoiding worrying.

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         CASE1WORKERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         thanks, but i wonder whose early saturday morning?
         IN mY early morning- no sign of the update- never mind I will go and mop the kitchen floor- sad

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      JBeadleposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      My score was riding above 90 so  I'm fine with it being stuck!  Take your time fixing it.  You work too hard.

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         pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         

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      SunSevenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      17 hours later....
      It reads the same.
      I hope you will be able to fix it soon before the weekend. Addicted to these stats!

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         pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         wow found some one more addicted than me..you are counting in hours!!!!!!!!!

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         wildernessposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Me Too!  Although I have family in town this week, and will be leaving the house soon to all visit my son so can't check anyway.  But he has a computer there....  Withdrawal symptoms!  Must see stats....

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   Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

   Cheers Paul.
   Now if you can just tweek the Time Machine as well by turning it back 20 years, we'll all buy you a beer.

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      barryrutherfordposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Call for DR Who   

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   Pcunixposted 14 years ago

   It's because we are attracting so much traffic the poor thing started wheezing and puffing smoke and then one of the wheels fell off and the axle dug into the ground, which caused the whole darn thing to flip over, scattering stats everywhere.  Staff is frantically scooping them up with flat shovels that are specially coated with rubber tips to avoid scratching.
   
   They'll all have to be run through the Stat Sorter again and be carefully loaded back on to the Machine for eventual delivery to our hubs.
   
   I know this is true because I just saw it happen in a corner of my alleged mind.  Given the mess I saw, I'm surprised they expect to have it done in 5 hours.

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      bgamallposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Do they have a chocolate factory as well?

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      ngurecoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Jokes aside, this guy, Pcunix, may need to tell us what exactly is it that he saw happen in a corner of his alleged mind.

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         Pcunixposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         You would not want to know what happens in the corners.
         
         I've been there.  It's scary.   The main space is bad enough, but the corners?  You are looking for trouble if you go there willingly.
         
         I generally ignore my mind.  It has never done me much good, has often caused trouble for me and has the unbelievable gall to think that it is in charge of everything connected to it.  Combine that with the truly unbelievable stuff hanging out in the dark corners (not to mention the basement - ugh!!) and you can see why I advise staying out.
         
         Stats are back.  I forget how long they were out but really, does it matter?  Most of us have Analytics so we have a pretty good idea of what's happening anyway.  If you are here only for the money, you certainly have those figures, and it matters not a bit if it came from ten visitors or a thousand.
         
         I think it is good that HP keeps us updated, though.  That feedback is important even if the stats themselves really are not urgent.

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   Lily Roseposted 14 years ago

   Thanks for the notification!

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   KCC Big Countryposted 14 years ago

   Thanks for letting us know, Paul!

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   Aficionadaposted 14 years ago

   Good to know what's happening.  Thanks!

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   tjhooperposted 14 years ago

   It's because Chuck Norris told the stats to stop counting.    I hate when that happens

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   bgpappaposted 14 years ago

   Time to change hamsers huh?
   
   Thanks for the update

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   AEvansposted 14 years ago

   Thank you!

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    kingisposted 14 years ago

    Thanks for the update.

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    Dr Love 69posted 14 years ago

    That's  OK.  I have yet to publish anything here yet.  I'm just playing with the forum for now.

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    Alison Grahamposted 14 years ago

    Hi, just one question, does this affect stats showing in google analytics as well or just on hubpages?  Thanks

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       WryLiltposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Alison, google analytics uses its own codes to track page views and they are in no way related to HP - so google analytics will still update as per usual.

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       IzzyMposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       No only on hubpgaes. I just got up (late one last night) and my stats are thelowest they have been for a long time, but on analytics they are normal.
       Thanks for this thread, Paul!

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          soukaynaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

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             Len Cannonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Well that isn't terrifying.

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                wildernessposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Well, I think IzzyM should feel truly honored - Vicky signs up on HP and within seconds has found her new love and wants to send pictures and to talk (just not on here, in public view).  And wants Izzy's email address!
                
                And some people wonder why I'm not into social networking! 

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                   pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   

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                   IzzyMposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   I completely missed this post LOL
                   She must know I'm a gardener and thats why she mentioned privets in her pose (privet hedges?)

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    WebbyAvatarposted 14 years ago

    Glad to have found this thread.. Thanks!

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    Aficionadaposted 14 years ago

    Hilarious.
    
    But seriously - I was all ready to see some updates, but the wrong numbers updated!  My stats are the same as yesterday evening, but my Authorscore and HubKarma have both dropped.  Grump, grump, grump.

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       bigbellyfatposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ok, not sure what happend but my original post did not go up.  I am having the same problem as Aficionada wherein my score has dropped and stats are unchanged- they are the same as yesterday.
       
       Appreciate the status update and hope it gets fixed soon.

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    SunSevenposted 14 years ago

    Actually my Hubber score is 110, but this glitch is not letting them show it on my profile.

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    Shil1978posted 14 years ago

    Thanks for the update Paul!!

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    Aficionadaposted 14 years ago

    I think it's fixed now.  YAY!  Well, my Authorscore and HubKarma are still the lower number, as they were an hour ago, but I think they are sadly accurate.

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    Richieb799posted 14 years ago

    Thanks Paul, you really are a good admin for keeping us updated, this is one thing I love about Hubpages

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    trish1048posted 14 years ago

    Stats still not working.  Saturday has come and gone

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       Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I'll agree Trish! My stats are not working either.
       
       
       Edit: Actually, Stats page is now working, just checked it.

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