nonsense
For my wife.
Sitting quietly with my dog.
To my wife.
Not really wasting the day by wasting the day.
I don't know. I just write about the confusion. Sorting this stuff out.
Just thinking about friends I've lost connection to and how many I used to have.
Been away. Been high. Ben low. Been high. Been low. Been living.
"Your gonna die. Do something about it" - Gary Vaynerchuk
Inspired by Unsaid Emily (Julie and the Phantoms) and the thoughts of loss over my dad as a teenager.
More covid thoughts I'm afraid...
Just shit that comes into my head while we keep sitting around.
Dealing with isolation and the calculus if lives are more important than making money. The poem is a dis to all the money grabbers.
A poem inspired by a virus.
Writing initially what was going to be "what you want and what I want" but changed to come on out - found this video that fit perfectly and this band is awesome so it seemed like a fit.
On the edge... of something.
I start most days with coffee at the front window.
Life is like a bee sting. Sometimes you got to pull the stinger out and forget about it. I'm going out but I'm not coming baaaaaacccccck.
I don't know - just something that kicked out of my head while watching some Ten Hundred videos. This guy is an amazing artist from Seattle that inspires me. I can't draw at all but I truly appreciate those people who have that creativity. This guy's personality and his art always makes me smile.
Another poem I wrote thinking about my wife.
Inspired by some cool cool music I'm finding by YouTuber TheLazyLazyme. In particular music by Modern Nomad, Major Murphy and Slow Pulp.
The circle of life.
Another poem about my current in limbo life as I listen to a youtube collection from a band I just found out about yesterday - boygenius. A very talented trio. I highly encourage you to check them out. Links for the band can be found on my earlier hub - https://hubpages.com/literature/Ok-To-Start
Inspired by the fantastic music and lyrics of boygenius. Links to the band below.
Feeling down and feel like feeling down is just a waste of time so I'm going to go and shake it off by doing something mindless like walking my dogs. At least, the walk will make them happy - for a while at least. And it usually is enough to get me out of a funk.
Was feeling down and sorry for myself after doing really well in December. Luckily, I do believe every day is a new chance at a fresh start. Also stumbled up on this inspirational band Go Set Go that I used for a video and linked their website. Check them out!
I had a dream a few days back with my mom who is not on the earth any longer and remember it was comforting and woke up with a lot of tears. I couldn't remember what she said but I know what she'd say whether I remember or not and that would be to stay positive and keep pushing forward.
Hopefully, an inspirational poem whose essence is humility and to embrace this life and its gifts.
A fictional? writing based on a lot of reading and YouTube watching I've done lately on meditation, stress relief and anxiety. I've also been watching a fair share of science videos cause I'm nerdy like that. This bit of prose tries to describe the Big Bang from a spiritual perspective.
This is an informal introduction to meditation and ways I deal with stress... which is outlook and tools like meditation. Links to teachers to help but I've included my experience as well.
Duality. Yin Yang.
The sturdy weed... grass.
Inspired by Gaur Gopal Das talk about using your "snooze" button. The word now appears quite a bit in the poem... cause you can always start now. Even if that is later than this now. The thing is to start, to change course and then keep taking your steps to what you want in your life. Persist.
It's about sharing space. It's about appreciating the moment. It's about not forcing things. It's about a cat.
Just the idea that it is no good to live forever if it isn't with the one you love.
I guess it is relationship advice of sorts....
Simple message. Life is short. Take things as they come. Make the most of each day. Navigate - don't be run over. And now and then just stay up all night.
I keep getting flagged for duplication cause I think I just keep saying the same sh*t over and over and over - even though I really don't know anything. And the more I'm aware of that the better.
About turning our backs to the pain we don't want to face. Trying to make you feel guilty. Myself included....
Tech guy, trying to be someone creative.
A poem about trying to find your self and to face challenges gracefully. I'm in one of those positions again (between jobs) and I know the anxiety does no good yet my stomach still pangs at times. I do believe being positive is key but sometime we need help with our chattering mind (see links).
Something I wrote while trying not to freak out about running over the edge.
Starting over again for the umpteemth time.
In this divisive time we need to be stronger than ever by being stronger together. On January 21st 2017 America's hero's came together to unite and speak out against oppression and tyranny.
I don't know what this is. It is soul searching. It is trying to determine what you are. It is a rambling of someone in the crossroad.
distazo: I waver, doubt Original Word: διστάζω Part of Speech: Verb Transliteration: distazo Phonetic Spelling: (dis-tad'-zo) Short Definition: I waver, doubt
Over the past few years I've started to develop or be unable to suppress my anxiety about Monday and the cycle of time where I feel like it's always morning and I'm driving to work.
Everyday should be a wonderful day.
Getting old... just don't feel that way most of the time...
Doing a lot of thinking about the future and how much that it gets in the way with enjoying your present and how foolish it is since you can't control the future or plan for it. Enjoy today. UR OK.
Has to be more than the 9 to 5 rat race for the 99%. And bless those unfortunate enough to not even be in the struggle for happiness because all they can do each day is survive.
Darwin Thielman left this earth way too early and left a void for a community and family that adored him.
Change. Bondage. Fear. Hope. Expectations. New beginnings. Making a conscious choice.
I don't know. It's just something I wrote. World seems so mixed up and narrow minded. We need to embrace the next generation. They are the future.
Laws of attraction. Not giving up. Try try again. Same ole Same ole from me.
How can a heart feel lonely when it isn't alone? How can a person feel homeless when they're living at home? How can someone be dreaming when they don't have any dreams? Why is is that life is never never exactly what it seems? The lying...
Struggles to feel well. Don't face it alone. Seek help and guidance and medical support. Endure to your cure.
My mom died just about 6 years ago and now my wife is going through the same thing. Death is a bit unfathomable to me. I wrote a poem inspired by some of the songs and thoughts of Chris Cornell.
Inspired by Scrubs episode "My Blind Date" from Season 1.
Morning, hope, persistence to cope.
Channeled by Morrissey. Inspired by my wife.
Love poem.
Join Wali-G and his crew as they attempt to float down the Mississippi River from La Crosse, Wisconsin to New Orleans on a raft shack called the Don Quixote.
New job. New life. I don't know - this is what came out this morning...
Life is what it is - the only real change is how we choose to look at Life. If you are struggling... take it day by day. UPDATE 10/29/18: Now, I had to re-read this 5 years later and check myself as here I am in the same boat and needed to hear what a wiser me was saying back then. Advice holds.
Review of DoryDrive.
A thousand million things swim around in my head what they mean, what it means I don't know. But every other morning they start swimming again and these thoughts I have won't leave me alone. Do I have it? Do I have it? Trying to write it all...
writing, writing, writing forever writing looking for the perfect words to express what I am And I'm not sure who I am. trying, trying trying to figure it out to find the solution if it exists tells us what we are 'Cause I'm not sure what we...
Mopey poem I wrote after having a verbal fight with someone.
A poem about hurt souls and the people who help them find their way again.
I've been known as that TMI guy. But I've been thinking about it and I don't think the person who is willing to share his experiences, many of them hard and negative, is a bad thing. It's being human. We're so closed off. We have a term TMI which is...
Dedicated to M.L.K. Love hurts but it's a sweet surrender that will hold you down while you're trying to remember when it's gone what it was and from now until forever that love will keep you warm. Love will keep you warm. Time flies seems like...
I feel like maybe maybe we can save it maybe we can pave it maybe we can make it maybe we can take it * I feel like somehow somehow we've strayed it somehow we've delayed it somehow we've drowned it somehow we've found it ** I feel like there's...
I am right you are wrong you are strange don't belong don't fit in shouldn't exist you and your kind are misfits. Get away crawl and die I don't care because you don't agree with me we can find no common ground. Wait come back I didn't mean...
"Life isn't what happens to you... it's what you do with it." watching through windows chasing angels thinking of what I missed living frightened laughing now at times I've been so pissed these are the days of our lives enjoy every...
Life has been a limbo. In a way, that is true. In another way the past three years have been a rebirth, a redefinition of what I am. I lost my job, my mother, my mind, my connections to friends – including the death of a best friend who I’d...
Where's - the - sound? Adrift alone surrounded by a sea of empty faces. Not a soul around... to take me to their secret places. But then there - you - are. A quiet beating begins to harken. And as you come within view... it's like the roar of...
Daniel Mustard... a hub about judgements.
Hubpages tends to hate poems and they especially hate this one. But I don't. I think this is one of my better poems. I think it touches the essence of all our souls... our soul searching. Inspired by job searching. Inspired but people like Homeless Mustard... no longer homeless btw!
Until no one cares is a bit harsh... but as life moves on we all get lost in time. It must be okay because that is how it seems to be.
I hate Lady Antebellum's song, "I Need You Now" and not because it is over played like Debbie Boone's "You Light Up My Life" was overplayed. I hate it for a more personal reason. It socks me hard right in the heart each and every time I hear it....
Couldn't let you seebaby, don't think that muchof medon't make the big mistakejust because it's there to makehang onto the plan -someday maybewe'll understand. Wouldn't let it bemuch to hardfor mecouldn't even fakedrained from pain I taketrying hard...
scrambled upthe side of that hilltoo far away...to go there still a place to goto get awayand put behind meanother lost day being aloneor feeling lonelyjust isn't the waythat's what they say I'd sit and stareat the valley belowwondering who is...
A story about Groundhog's Day.
Once upon a timenot that long agoI was a manI was someone to knowI had a lifeand places to goI loved my lifeeven the parts that most don't. I was a fooland I was a kingand I felt in commandof most everything. Now I am lostwaiting to be foundcrying...
In the summer, on the outside wall of our house, a collection of box elder bugs group together – usually on a wall being bathed in the sun. They group themselves in big black and red bunches. Normally, such a collection of insects would give me...
Hit groundstone pavementfamiliar soundmakes paymentbright skiesshiny flowersmountain rangesgaining powersloping roadsplits valleyscobbled stonesform alleysrailroad trackcreates bordersdifferent thoughtsgiving ordersyounger presenceolder invaderonce...
The tides of the oceansing with the breezesing to the sandsunder towering trees. Like a flower that opensunder the sunthis is the momentyour life has begun. The warmth of the sunshinecovers your skinmelting the shellcovered in sin. Like a flower...
A poem of hope when you feel like you are running out of time. Inspired by Boy George.
Now I'm walking walking up Ebner's Coulee is this a dream? is this reality? I can't tell anymore like it's somehow forgotten. No emotions Even with the tears that are streaming salty wet without meaning 15 year old boy just reeling taking steps...
It seems we rushright past the signspreoccupied with other mindsleaving loved onesin the dust behindbut we didn't mean it. Life is fastor at least seems sobut we decidethe pace we gothe pace we needfast or slowwe conceive it....
What is in front of you? (just forever) what is behind? (yesterland) What will you do? (to be discovered) go out and be that man try again If you have a dream time to uncover if you lost a friend find another there ain't no wait this is the...
Yes I know it’s time that we should be moving onStill it’s hard to doso very hard to doso damn hard to do.No disrespect to you.And though it's only our memories left to see us throughIt doesn’t meansurely doesn't meanwe will feel less for you....
I used to feel like life was linear, maybe linear in a repetitive circle. That we are born and we grow and we achieve our success and then we die - in a constant progression. Or if that isn’t the case - if you were unable to live up to that...
The unknown muffled rantings I can’t make them out Don’t want to – don’t want to hear Mommy and daddy shouldn’t talk like that So I tried to play in the corner with a truck Or with my GI Joe to the racket playing against my...
A year has passed, as did my mom just over a year ago. A year ago we were at our height of honor. All of us including her were focused on seeing her out; to send her along her journey to wherever, if ever, we go somewhere. I believe we do...
Bucky Badger Tears Biceps in 70-3 Blowout Victory By John Beadle, HP Sports Writer Sept 25, 2010 - Madison, Wis. (HP) – Buckingham U. Badger (Bucky Badger) was in agony and rushed to the UW-Hospital moments after the University of...
When I was eavesdropping on a conversation I overheard the statement, "He sure was full of vim and vinegar." I thought to myself, what the hell? I think they meant "full of vim and vigor". "Vigor" not "vinegar". Right? It's vim and vigor. Then I...
Who can take credit for the invention of the Coffee Break? Read on and find out!
I wrote a book about my mom's death called HospiceLand. My mom was diagnosed with congestive heart failure in 2008 and ended up in the In-Home hospice program. I collected some rants on the Internet I did along with a journal I was keeping and created a book that I'm now shopping called...
Neighbor states: It's like a Midwestern boy has finally done good. POSTED: 5:36 a.m. CDT August 27, 2010 UPDATED: 8:21 a.m. CDT August 27, 2010 MADISON, WI - University of Wisconsin-Madison officials in conjunction with NASA have announced that...
I'm continuing my hub series where I write a hub each day about songs that use one of the days of the week in their title. This hub is on songs that have "Sunday" in their titles. Like the Saturday hub, these songs are from well known artists and...
I'm continuing my hub series where I write a hub each day about songs that use one of the days of the week in their title. This hub is on songs that have "Saturday" in their titles. These songs are all well known hits by well known artists and with...
The process of healing from someone who hadn't fully healed yet... but has healed now.
One day while my wife and I were watching football, I saw a couple do a fancy high five with each other. I said to her, "we need to have a signature high five move!" And to this she said, "No" and that was that. This morning there was an...
I'm continuing my hub series where I write a hub each day about songs that use one of the days of the week in their title. This hub is on songs that have "Friday" in their titles. From SKA to alternative to rap, the Friday offerings run the full...
I'm continuing my hub series where I write a hub each day about songs that use one of the days of the week in their title. This hub is on songs that have "Thursday" in their titles. Two tragic deaths of talented singer/songwriters highlight this...
I'm continuing my hub series where I write a hub each day about songs that use one of the days of the week in their title. This hub is on songs that have "Wednesday" in their titles. The offerings here again contain a few better known acts like...
I'm continuing my hub series where I'm writing a hub each day about songs that use one of the days of the week in their title. This hub is on songs that have "Tuesday" in their titles The offerings here include a couple obscure songs from major...
I decided to write a hub each day about songs that use one of the days of the week in their title. This hub is on songs that have "Monday" in their titles and includes a variety of artists both old and new. I'm only taking on five songs per hub so...
Fantasy Football Summary
Words about dysfunction and dysfunctional relationships as inspired by three songs from Guster's "Lost and Gone Forever" album.
The walks up and down Ebner Coulee have been my savior when I’m in La Crosse. It gives me a chance to stretch the legs and to think and to reconnect with this place I grew up in. I felt like it used to be MY neighborhood. When I was a kid I...
Where are we going? Does anyone really know? I used to or thought I did. I had a plan. I had my directions all mapped out. But the unexpected happened. How can the unexpected even be unexpected anymore? It happens all the time. It wasn't like the...
It's getting to be that time of year again... Football Season! And that means for soooooo many of us NFL football fans - fantasy football season! I've been a member of fantasy leagues for over a decade and a commissioner for most of those years. So...
Paternity, the (biological and genetic) determination of (male) offspring – it’s simple right? Well, not so much in the world of Daytime soaps! If you are a male character who is involved with a female “player” or you are in a love...
I have a PSP. The ONLY reason I have my PSP is to play the game "Me & My Katamari". I don't want to hear about the PS2 version, I've never played it. I can't attest to it. I'm sure it is awesome but PS2 "Katamari Damacy" fanatics always seem to dis...
I love bacon. I do. Love it. Even though it isn't the best for me, not the way I eat it. Because I eat bacon until it is gone. Let me say I have some guilt for eating bacon because I understand that pigs are very intelligent animals. I feel...
All We Do Is Talk, Talk
Dealing with depression...
Worn out... bythe humid summer it bakes me while my daughter Plays with - her brother As if... it is just another day. Found out,someone expired when they heardthe news that - said they were retired. Kinder,than being fired, They’d say -...
When I was a kid I used to sit upside down on the couch; with my head down where my feet should be and my feet resting up along the wall. After awhile, the ceiling transforms into being the floor, except you’d have to step over some...
Some of my favorite hits from the 1980s.
We had a rough ride in 2009. It was the tale of two cities. A pull to and fro. In one city was my mother and her caregivers. Mom was in her last months. Our desire was to give her what she wanted and richly deserved. To die in her own home. ...
Poison in the context of biology is a substance that causes a chemical or molecular reaction which is considered "harmful" or "irritating" and effects which could lead to death. Poisons are generally divided between toxins and venoms. Venoms are...
I admit it. I didn't even look for a job today. It's been since Feb 2009 since I've worked. Over a million people share my story. We of course, are leeches. We want to suck off society. No one wants to hear our shrill cries that the economy...
When things are tough, still try to enjoy the moment and if all seems lost then hold on for "Better Days". Because if you are like me, giving up is never an option.
I drive. Literally and figuratively, I drive. I’ve been the major bread winner in my family for my whole life. I’ve felt like I’ve been in the backseat for some of the decisions with raising the kids or decorating the home amongst many other...
My thoughts about the meaning of life and the meaning of death... aided by some Talking Head videos. Life is certain. What you do with the gift of life is what is uncertain.
I can’t write Or put it down And I’m left with nothing not even sound Hollow cries in a vacuum of an empty room where no one cares or listens or is understood. Questions circle and go nowhere to answers hiding or probably...
What the hell is happening in our country when one of those occasional (usually drunk) loons goes running out onto a baseball field and he gets tasered? It isn’t out of the realm of possibilities that a person can be seriously injured or die from...
OK, so I do like Google Chrome better than IE, I admit it. I'm wrong now and then. It happens. Like yes, I was wrong about the birds in Arcadia being eagles as it seems most certainly they were vultures now that I look back upon that event. ...
I looked at my girls playing in the yard. The “playing” seemed a little rough at times. My four year old doesn’t quite know what to make of her four month old sister yet. I think she’s happy but sometimes I think she wishes we would just...
Understanding NCAA Men's Basketball Final Four - "March Madness".
It is March Madness time. I love this time of year. As an avid Duke fan there is usually much at stake in March. Our dog, Quin, named after Duke point guard Quin Snyder, wasn't really a Blue Devil fan but he watched a lot of games with me - mainly...
I was just minding my own business, relaxing in the bath with my PSP tuned into Internet radio when a song came flowing out of the PC speakers. It first caught my attention because I’ve been in a situation where talk hasn’t been getting me...
You ever get into one of these holes where you can’t get out? Where your efforts just make you fall back down into that misery pit? And eager hands reaching down to lend a hand just seem to push more dirt on top of you? You confuse those hands of...
My take on the stages of grief.
Kaiser Chiefs, is a band I stumbled upon by playing their song, "Ruby" on Guitar Hero. Granted, I played the song on EASY, using only three buttons... maybe a million times. I even started singing to the song like a teenage schoolgirl. Good thing...
Guster is an alternative/folk rock band who initially formed at Tuft University in Medford, Massachusetts in 1991 and at that time consisted of Adam Gardner, Ryan Miller and Brian Rosenworcel. They were later joined by the incredibly talented Joe...
You'd think that a father would pass his musical tastes down to his son. I tried to share my love for bands like The Police & Sting, U2, Devo, The Cars or even some older bands I followed as a college kid like The Rolling Stones, The Who or maybe...
Just before I lost my mother... I lost my best friend Joe Gower who was a man who lived larger than he was and in the end I don't think that served him well.
First off, I do like the WII Fit software. We love the WII overall for its potential for health benefits. You can get pretty tired playing WII games, not just WII Fit but other games as well. I play quite a bit of ping-pong using WII Sports Resort...
When my father died at 15, I think it set into motion a set of feelings and behaviors that didn't serve me well. I didn't feel like a part of my friends anymore. I didn't feel like a part of life, at times. It might have been hard to tell, even for...
Dissolve by Guster, I think, is about when someone you love is torn and left hurting by the actions of another lost soul they thought they loved or indeed did actually love. A person who maybe once was a good person but who became a monster who...
"Ra Ra-ah-ah-ah. Roma Roma-ma. GaGa. Oh la-la", I sang or semi-mumbled with the radio while I drove my 15 year old daughter to school on a cold Wisconsin morning. "Dad! Please don't ruin Lady Gaga for me!!", was my daughter's protest. "I actually...
"Damn!," I thought to myself as the end of my heel broke off on the hard pavement. I shouldn't have been running on with my high heels on but I just wanted to get away. Away from him. The love of my life. My dress already stained from the salt and...
I was half asleep when I heard Brit Hume saying something about Christian forgiveness and his suggestion Tiger turn to that because of its forgiving nature. That Tiger could turn his act around via the Christian faith and be a great example of how...
On 12/29/09 I made a service request to Dish Network as one of our receivers was flaking out and doing this “acquiring signal” thing over and over. Many channels didn’t work at all. Like ESPN!!?!?? At holiday bowl time. I made a call and a...
I’ve been trying sort of hard to get a job the last few months, well since late November. I gave myself the holidays to look for that job half-assed since my mom had just only died last October. I was let go from my positon in February 2009 and...
Don't move Don't talk out of time Don't think Don't worry Everything's just fine Just fine Don't grab Don't clutch Don't hope for too much Don't breathe Don't achieve or grieve without leave Don't check Just balance on the fence Don't answer Don't...
"All is quiet on New Year's Day. A world in white gets underway. I want to be with you, be with you night and day. But nothing changes on New Year's Day." This song from Bono and U2 first played for me when I was 20 and Christmas had just passed....
Christmas 2008 Christmas, mom's last I would guess, as she does as well. It is at these times when we are most tested and where our character is built. Do you give in to the despair or do you rise above it? And oddly the easiest path is one of...
And I don't know how it is that things have come to this we've done nothing to deserve it just the opposite. And the world can be so unfair you have to wonder, if God cares we've done nothing to deserve this just the opposite. ...
I’m pretty new to the HubPages community. I joined 8 weeks ago but I just signed up and really started about a month ago. I wanted a place to dump some of the things I’d written and hopefully was going to write. For me, if nothing else, HubPages...
Earlier this week, southern Wisconsin was hit with a major snowstorm and was buried under 14-20+ inches of snow. I actually wrote a hub page about the conflict this creates between those of us who do not have snowblowers and those neighbors who do. ...
I have a ritual at Christmas time of trying to catch the Christmas movie classics so as to get into the Christmas spirit. On Christmas Eve, we always have A Christmas Story on TBS, which is excellent and just leave it there on the TV playing to a...
A hub about the tension between those who shovel and those who use snow blowers to clear snow off of their driveways in winter.
Dear Clemons Inc., Thank-you for 18 years of employment. We had some good times. You gave me a chance to use the programming skills I gleaned from my BA in Comp Sci at UW-Madison. You gave me meaningful projects and ample opportunity to work my...
**Actually, some helpful advice in the comments section would be welcomed!!** We have a 110lb brown-white husky malamute, named Quin, who is about ten years old. See him? He's right there on the side of this text. He's a big dog. Most people are...
Dec 2 Duke at Wisconsin, L 69-73 Duke: Kyle Singler 10-17, 28 Pts Wis: Trevon Hughes 9-16, 26 Pts I love Duke men's basketball. More than Wisconsin. Even though I graduated from Wisconsin in 1985. I've liked Duke since 1979 and became a crazed fan...
Ah... sweet morning... and the strong scent of fresh coffee is wafting up from the kitchen. Folgers coffee actually, just like in the commercials. It's the best part of waking up. The sun is shining and the promise of a new day is in front of me and...
When I was a kid we played in the dirt. Not with a Nintendo. Not with an Xbox. Not with anything that needed a controller or a power outlet. When I was a kid, we played outside. Out in the sand. In a thing called a sandbox. It was a box specifically...
Don't you just hate it when you are obviously 2nd (out of 2) at a 4-way stop and the other person won't go? To the point where they were obviously at a complete friggin' stop and you were just rolling up and then you come to a complete stop... and...
A piece inspired about the news of the suicide of a friend of my niece and how it related to the loss of my father. The sadness, the pain, the lack of understanding and the need to find comfort.
I'm 46 and I would think that by now I'd have been able to avoid going to the grocery store on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. But I have not. Not once. Not since I became the "go-for" guy. I think I became the go and get it guy just after I...
LAND OF THE LOST is directed by Brad Silberling and stars Will Ferrell (Dr. Rick Marshall), Anna Friel (Holly) and Danny McBride (Will). It isn't dad and his kids anymore as now Holly is a love struck (with Marshall) scientist and Will is some kind...
Okay. We spent most of the day putting wood flooring in this 10x10 room. The laminate wood floor that "links" together. It is about 60 percent done. It required a lot of new on the fly skills like using this big ass table saw that has no protective...
fearless soldiers trapped in youth what did they die for? their side's truth what they look for they can't find so they shoot the opposing mind countries playing deadly games never caring whose blown away. all the crying all the names mother's...
better stop better not care if you live forever you're never... gonna get there. If you live forever you never will fall if you live forever why live here at all? better stop better think again whatever's out there better have some friends if you...
Ernie: Say Bert, my good ole buddy Bert. Have you heard about some of the hub bub about us out on the Internet? Bert: Ernie: Yeah, Bert. They are saying stuff about us. And there is some question as to which one of us would win in a fight, Bert....
Some schooling about the term "hacky sack" and some recommendations about a variety of cool footbags.
Our dog has a morning ritual that consists of going up to the door and racing out to chase all the squirrels up into the trees and if possible to bite one. She hasn't ever really bitten one but she desperately wants to. She can't wait to get out...
As the months drew near the end with my mom there was a lot of going back and forth for me. I would spend three or four days at my mom's house balancing the needs and demands required there for what my mom needed, what the household needed and what...
Coach K... I am your biggest fan. Or your programs. Or Duke. Okay probably not THE #1 Fan but a big fan. Maybe the biggest fan in Wisconsin. For sure in my city or at the very least on my block. Oh damn, that woman down the road who walks every day...
"Ya see it was like this. Me and my friend Stu were talking about things we didn't like and the subject of mascots came up. We don't like them. They are all inflated or furry and have eyes that look at you out of their mouths. We got ourselves...
Sometime back in late summer... I was sitting in the living room having coffee with my mom and my two older sisters. Well, one sister had her nose in Facebook and was fiddling about with her zoo but she was having coffee as well. We were...
2008 We played cricket under the lights last night, 2nd time at night. I play cricket about 4-5 times a week. I'm not that bad for an American and in our games I'm the only American playing. I think I'm one of four Americans in the world who...
I have a friend Karl and this is a bit of a tribute to him. Or maybe a bit of a mockery. It doesn't really matter because it is just Karl.
Re: Green Lake Not Deepest Lake in Wisconsin > Dear Green Lake Chamber Of Commerce, > > I've been telling friends and family for years that Green Lake is the deepest lake in Wisconsin. But I find out that it actually is not. Lake Wazee is much...
I've been traveling to the Wisconsin plants a lot of late. We have eight plants throughout Cheeseland. One of our plants is in Bloomer and to get to it you have to go through Eau Claire and to go through Eau Claire means to pass by Ron's Family...
Emotionless man Tell me what are you thinking Are they the joys of a world? Emotionless man Tell me what is your being And why are you the way you that are? I know he’s been saying Someday life will reach to me I know he’s been saying My...
Holy chicken! You are not going to believe this but Paco and I were abducted by aliens. It was about an hour before the Duke game… around 7pm and this blue light came out of the sky while I was giving the site an update. It sucked me and Paco...
John Street, the mayor/guy we picked up in Philly when we (Paco and I) tried to go find Rasta to tar and feather him... caused all sorts of havoc last night. When the hookers realized he only had plastic they started quite a commotion and I guess...
We love the fear. Politicians use it, Discovery Channel uses it, Hollywood uses it... everybody loves the fear. It makes us consume they say. We eat up the fear while we eat up the comfort foods. Now since the Year 2000 was a bust and is gone and a...
Hey Paco... I think we can track down where Roosta lives. If we leave now we can make it to his home tomorrow, bury his body somewhere and be back to work by Tuesday. We can call in sick for tomorrow. Or maybe we could just tar and chicken feather...
What I wish is that I wouldn’t just barely remember The times back when your soul used to breathe And how I wish you’d have died in December In the cold seems a more fitting time to grieve But instead on that day ...
I like to point to lesser minded beings sometimes, like say my sister. Those "people" who seem to blame God or the Universe or some kind of higher power every time something goes awry like her keys are missing or she stubs her toe. But I'm guilty...
Wed morning May 27, 2009 My mother, who is dying form congestive heart failure and is in In-Home hospice care now, was out in the living room sitting on the couch. I was about to pour another cup of coffee and join her when I heard her call in a...
Yo damn doggy Done bit my ass Waz gonna kill him But he ran too fast That damn doggy Always causing me pain Ain’t no way That beast can be trained. That damn doggy Done chewed my shoe Those were expensive! And just brand new...
Posted Thu Dec 11, 2002 2:17 pm - Local Newspaper - An "On This Date" thing... Dec 11 1783 William Beadle of Wethersfield, Connecticut slaughters his entire family, then slits his own throat. For some time before the killings, Beadle developed a...
Soap Opera Facts *No one ever has a private conversation and when there is a private conversation going on a piece of it (the part they must keep secret) is ALWAYS either overheard by the person they are gossiping about or their nemesis. *There...
Morning For Zoey It is getting light out. Mommy is up so I'm up. I'm up! Ready to go! Let's go! Got to wait?!?!!? Hate to wait! Mommy got up but then went into the small room. I want to be with mommy! I scratch the door cause that opens it. And I...
The bright red male cardinal lighted gently along the edge of a bird feeder that hung closer than what would normally be his comfort level to the glass surface of a window but he and the Mrs. had been successfully feeding here for quite some time so...
Sharing my experience with my QVC single-server coffee maker. It makes really hot coffee.