Not about religion or anything deep, just a kind of play fight,,,,,, just to brighten up the day.
OK then! but I can't stay long.
Women have taken feminism as the green light to take over, not take equality but TAKE OVER !!
In the workplace, especially government services, meetings have become slippery coo-ing sessions whee the girls all congratulate each other and talk the guys down, then turn into super-bitches as they do what passes for management in their eyes - blame someone else, always a guy.
The laws against sexual harassment give the girls control over their environment, their office, if they are criticised or not given priority they go and complain that the offending guy 'touched' them and used inappropriate language. By the time the lie has been investigated and usually withdrawn at the last minute the poor guy has been on suspension for a month or two and the girls buddy has his job or promotion.
And yet while I watched this all happening around me I have been propositioned with a veiled threat if I refuse, girls play with my hair and intimately 'touch' me !!
It is time the giggling female morons were put back where they belong.
Hmm. I'll kick in a little toward the arguing before I get busy doing something else....
I don't know about what on Earth must have been going on with that sexual harassment thing; but as far as women taking over goes, there are NO laws that protect women from the kind of crap they live with just about every day of their life - not just crap from men but from other women.
Try living life without being able to tell it like it is and be called the "b" word if your tone isn't what someone else thinks it ought to be, or else thought of as whining if you try to use a tone that doesn't make you sound like a "b". In other words, if you don't shut up and keep your thoughts to yourself you can't win - but if you do shut up and be the silent little lady the whole world seems to think you ought to be, you lose too.
Try living life where someone asks you something. You tell them the correct answer, and then they ask a man who gives them the incorrect answer but they listen to him because he's a man.
Try living life as a young woman who deals not only with "young woman" issues, but with a world of people who don't respect you because you're younger than they are. But, then try living a life as a middle-aged woman in a world of young women who think you don't know what you're talking about because you're "old", men who think you don't know what you're talking about because you're a woman, older women who don't think you know what you're talking about because you're "young", and a whole bunch of other people who who think you're a kid because they're taller than you are, louder than you are, and generally more intimidating looking/sounding than you are.
Try living with having people call other people of your sex "female" (like animals) and "girls", rather than "women".
Try working in a workforce where you're told you should make your natural voice lower if you want anyone to take you seriously. Try having people who don't understand you automatically assume your sound reasoning is coming "from emotions", rather than from reasoning and logic (or else from PMS or some other hormone-related thing that has nothing to do with the matter).
Try being looked down on by other women who think you shouldn't wear make-up or skirts because they see it as "male oppression", but then try to be hated if you show signs of expecting to be treated/respected equally to men (whether or not you wear make-up, flannel shirts, or pink sundresses).
Try having people assume it's your job to pick up after them, and try having people think you're not doing your job if you don't.
Try being one of the millions and millions of women that feminism has never really seemed to know exist, because if you're not willing to renounce your own femininity you "can't possibly be a feminist" at all. Try living with the message that you need to give up your own femininity and be a "fake man" because "that's the only thing worthy of respect".
Try living your life in a world full of so much misogyny it can seem as if nobody else even knows it's out there, because people are either men, "fake-men" women, or "anti-feminist" women who are happy to be less than equal (and therefore not bring out the misogyny that shows up when women expect to true to their own sex and still be seen as equals).
Try living in a world that now seems to want to eliminate the concept that mothers and children have a special bond that doesn't exist between anyone else.
Oh - I have one that might get some people kicking in: How about being the sex that has the babies and may like to just have the baby without a lot of fanfare but has to let fathers in the delivery room because we all have to pretend that they're "equally involved" in the delivery. They aren't! They're equally involved at conception, and they ought to be equally involved once the baby is born, but let's stop taking yet one more thing away from women by figuring out ways to pretend they're "equally involved" when it comes to delivery.
Oh - and here's another one: Men need to grow up and be men when it comes to the fact that women can get abortions without getting their consent. Here's the reality: It's stinko that they don't have a say, but it's also stinko that women are the ones who have to decide to keep a pregnancy or else end because they're the ones who have to deal with it. Why don't men grow up, know that the no-consent thing is one of the stinko parts of being a guy - and make good and sure they nobody gets pregnant before they're married (and that they make good and sure they marry someone they can, at least trust, before they even think about getting married).
OK - I've made my contribution to the argument. Hopefully, someone can pick it up from here... (Oops - maybe I don't really know how to "play fight".... )
I'll pick that one up - it is because women are really bitchy toward other women who are not in their group - it is 'our gang' huddling around the kill and growling at anyone who comes close - and that is when they are not going through the 2.5 weeks of PMT before and PMT after !!!
and do you have exceptionally nice hair? is that it? irresistable hair that women just need to run their fingers through?
Aya, I think it's the "Cinderella/Step-Sister syndrome", but I once read a more scientific explanation related to the differences in male and female sexuality. It was about how men's sexuality is about being the Alpha male (and being showy and colorful and eye-catching) and female sexuality if about catching the eye of the Alpha male. It was noted that in a yard full of hens, if one hen stands out by being different the rest of them may try to peck her to death. That, I figure, explains the thing about the whole Cinderella-Step-sister/Snow White/Evil Queen and any number of other stories.
And that leads me to another point that makes my head feel like it's going to explode - and that's the bill-of-goods young women have, over the last years, been sold about female sexuality being "just like male sexuality". Women aren't even allowed to have their own sexuality any more! We're expected to be like men in that area too now, and if we're not "we must have some hang-up".
why do men always get mad at me for "throwing like a girl" in sports?!
Oh god - you don't DO YOU !!!!! you should just go make the tea and sandwiches and stop trying to like a man !
darn, Im no good at this...I was thinking about how nice a cucumber sandwich and some tea would be....I only played softball once on my husbands team becuase it was co-ed and they were going to be disqualifed because there is some stupid rule about how a team is unfair if they don't have three girls...I guess to protect the rights of girls to play softball. Only no girls wanted to play becuase they always just get yelled at for throwing like a girl, but all the guys were so upset that they were about to be disqualified. So I joined the sutpid team, after telling them I have no athletic abillity at all...and it was pouring rain and I didn't know I was going to be on the team so I was wearing flip flops and I had to take them off becuase I kept falling, so I played the game in my bare feet and every one got mad at me becuase I couldnt catch the bal...we lost. It was deemed my fualt, not the men, even though they had each consumed between 4 and 6 beers each, during the game...and when we got home I still had to cook dinner.
But Im sure I was jsut grumpy because of PMS......
Take a bow! Baby!
oops...can I call you baby?
oops..I mean....shut up and hold the door for me....
shame you have gone to bed, i could have intamately touched you if you had been still around.
I would not that with a 10 foot pole. This should provoke quite a mess
That is the idea ! come on - weigh in with some abuse !
Lisa I totally agree with you. As far as delivering a baby....my easiest one out of three was the one where NO ONE but my doctors were there. It went great. The others were a terrible mess because everyone else thought they should be telling me what to do. It's not like thier bodies were being wracked with pain and they still had to push. No man could go through the mess of delivery. Thankfully my hubby is smart enough to admit that.
But then again I am often called a bitch because I open my mouth and talk back to men. Men expect me to sit back and tolerate what they are telling me and I WON'T do it. I'm very opinionated and I let people know it. So in the end I am the bitch. Oh well...I'd rather be called that than to be some meek and timid little wuss that can't take care of herself.
My brother tells me that having a baby is no more pain that having a tooth pulled and you girls just like all the fuss.
Do you notice it is always the girls bitching and moaning? How hard could having a baby be? They should try walking around with these things between our legs. Talk about hard to control yourself some times. Testosterone is a powerful thing. I say they are lucky we let them have as much as they have now.
Bring back the good old days where they just had to sit there looking pretty and do as they were told.
Thank g*d your here - don't leave me - pleeeeease !
Men always have to make it all about them, don't they..... All about them and that particular part of the anatomy. I had a friend who used to say, "You can never be sick alone." Whatever you have, men have some "really bad" version of it. When men get colds it's never a "regular cold". It's always "something else". When you tell a husband his child is sick the first thing he says is, "I hope I don't get it."
Oh - I'm happy not to be burdened with the testosterone that makes controlling oneself as difficult at is appears to be for a lot of men. It's great to have the luxury of letting my mind and (contrary to what a lot of people seem to think about women) reasoning and logic run the show.
You call that fur ball of emotion a mind ??????????????????? It only wakes up to eat so it can go back to sleep !!!!!
I think you may have been given a false impression there, because whenever I get a cold, it is not some normal women and children type of cold. When I get them they are almost unbearable.
The simple fact is - we men are required to get the full strength, almost-killer colds, and then the watered down version is passed on to the women and children.
You should be grateful we protect you in this fashion. Instead - bitch, bitch bitch..................
RedSonja, if I'd had my way (but, nooooo...., of course) I would have liked to have just gone somewhere and had my babies by myself. (Kind of the way animals do, I guess - so maybe it's not all that weird of me.) Instead, the world has everyone thinking we have to have the fathers in the room to be "supportive" and be "coaches" (that one's a big joke, as far as I'm concerned). What decent, caring, woman would ever request that the father of her baby not be there, so as a result "we all have to pretend" that it's "important" he be there - and as a result, we can't even have a couple of measly childbirths without having them take that away from us.
Hey Joy56 - You open up this thread for a play-fight and now I am in it up to the neck you p**s off and leave me in it ! Come on - your a better man than most on here when it comes to a fight - and I expect you to be on my side
Now we know where you get off !! You come into a bitch fight and put up a cuddly baby panda so all the girls will love you - great that's all I need right now I am in a hole and digging deeper !
sorry...can't help you! my coffee tastes too good......hmmmm....I'd rather just read...
Don't ever try telling me to sit back and look pretty and keep my mouth shut. I'll put ya in your place every time. As far as delivering a baby....you try it....just the labor pains....then tell me how it isn't a big deal. The only part a man plays in it is conception and for the rest they should stay out of it. Women know more about what they are supposed to be doing having a baby than any man and yet men insist on being in the delivery room and telling the woman what to do. Frankly.....it's none of your business.
Go ahead and call me a bitch....I don't mind. As for women treating other women poorly.....it's an age thing. Wisdom versus youth. Young women think they know it all and old women know they know it all. It makes perfect sense. It's not a pack mentality like men have. It's a fact based concept. The older you are the more you know.
you are definately right there - old women really really know - and they constantly tell you so, usually in a hysterical 'you can't hit me cos I'm a girl' way !
Oh, "hysterical" - blah blah blah blah
(glad I stayed around on this thread for another little while)
Or they just sit there with that poo face on and the supercilious little smile cos they have already lodged their complaint of sexual harassment against you and you don't know it yet although everyone else does cos she has told them !! As if any self respecting man would touch them ! Tush !
Better not mess with us bad chicks cause you might find yourself in a HEAP o' trouble!
I love this one!!!!!!....choked on my coffee!!!!
That's a woman for you - brings a pea shooter to a firefight !
Get real, china man. You know it kills your ego to see women succeed & get tough!
..couldn't find my AK47...this'll do for now.....
It might if they got tough - but what do they do, as soon as they get into any position of authority they take the mandatory pregnancy thing and all the guys have to carry the load while she is swanning off having fun!!!
Then - they come back turn the place into chaos with a zillion petty little rules and posters about where your waste basket should be and the colour of the post-its while the company or department goes down the swanny - then they p**s off and have another screaming sh*""ing machine !!!!!!
Love it - but I gotta tell you, polar bears are at the north pole and penguins at the south - check your sources before posting here please !!
and you are still not helping !
WTF is the definition of feminine? I have always had a big problem with this. Ruffles and 7 inch high heels you can barely walk on? A feminine woman is what, exactly? Someone who keeps her voice high and wheedles? Someone who can ride a horse through a wind storm with a bunch of howling indians after her without messing up her hairdo? Someone who can work 10 to 12 hour days 6 days a week, keep the kids presentable and well-schooled, keep the house neat as a pin, make delicious meals, entertain the hubbie's coworkers and buddies without a hitch, and be ready, willing, and scrumptious at bedtime? Oh, yeah, feminine is what we all aspire to! Feminine is womanly perfection, unless we're looking scrumptious at the board meeting and then its "using our femininity to further our career"!!!
No - that is the feminine myth. Feminine is standing at the kitchen sink with a big smile dressed to match the appliances THAT YOU MAKE MEN SLAVE ALL DAY AND NIGHT TO BUY FOR YOU !!!!!!!!
righto! and also feminine is also never, never, initiating sex with your mate. that is pushy and unattractive. Feminine is the waiting game - waiting for him to be in the mood, waiting for the promotion you've earned to come through, waiting for your opportunity to show what you can do, waiting for his relatives to leave, waiting for the "right moment" to suggest he take a bath and get a haircut, waiting for him to find the money for a washer and dryer after he has all the fly-fishing equipment he needs, waiting for his friends to leave so you can clean up after them and go to bed - where he will be waiting with the late show on the tv and a few mono-syllable words before he grunts away on top of you for half an hour - then waiting for sleep to come while you listen to him snore. That's feminine!
Your problem isn't about feminine at all !!!! You just married the wrong guy, I would be grunting on top of you for a lot more than half an hour if you had married me instead And he complains about you initiating sex - wow!! as long as it isn't on the bus or the village green in daylight I wouldn't have any problems with it
I don't think "feminine" is about perfection, and it certainly isn't about ruffles. I think, though, it isn't about lowering a female voice in order to sound more like a male or being afraid to wear a dress or skirt to work out of fear that we won't look as much like a guy in a suit as possible. Or, the other side to that one, is the women think they HAVE TO show cleavage because that's the only thing they know that sets them apart from men. This is thing. 30/40 years after the Women's Movement came into full swing, women don't even know what "feminine" is without taking things to some extreme stereotype that has nothing do with "feminine". "Feminine" isn't (or shouldn't be) about roles or about what anyone does on any given day. It's about what someone is by Nature. Women are feminine in varying degrees, regardless of their career, power, beauty, or lack of any of the above.
Michelle Obama: feminine
Laura Bush: feminine
Condoleeza Rice: feminine
Ellen Degeneres: Not feminine, knows it, shouldn't feel like she should have to be - but face it, not feminine and apparently happy not to be.
figure skaters: feminine (even if there are male figure skaters - figure skating is about appearing delicate and graceful, even though figure skaters are strong and powerful).
Playing American football: not feminine (and I'm not saying girls/women can't play it, but the game, itself, is not about "feminine")
Bea Arthur voice: not feminine (not saying she wasn't a woman or a wonderful woman - just saying we all know she didn't have a feminine-sounding voice).
Disney's Cinderella: feminine
Disney's Step-sisters: Not feminine and apparently bitter about it
Beast: Not feminine
Ursela: Not feminine.
Being able to wear high heels gracefully and without any problems: feminine
Feeling more natural in hiking boots or any shoes that tie: not so feminine
If you're a feminine woman (by nature, as far as your voice, demeanor, lack of "muscular frame" (whether you're slender or rounder), how you move, etc. goes) (and I think, when it comes down to it, that's the majority of women); you most likely run into problems being taken seriously by anyone who doesn't know that there can be such a thing as a feminine-seeming woman who is strong, powerful, and knows what she's talking about.
For the most part, that apron-and-high-heels argument has been settled long ago. This is thing. I'm as big a feminist as the next person, but the one thing people got wrong in the Women's Movement was to tell people that being feminine had to equal wearing that apron and high heels or ruffles, when that's not what real "femininity" is about at all. You can put all the ruffles in the world on someone woman who isn't very feminine, and she's just going to look like she's wearing someone else's clothes. Besides, there's more to being feminine that ruffles. I don't think I've had anything ruffled on since I was six years old. How feminine we are isn't defined by what we wear, and yet that's what a lot of people seem to think "feminine" is these days.
On top of all that, whenever someone wants to talk about how people seem to be weak or soft or anything else they see as disdainful, the big line is often, "The Feminization of America". So between the people who think being feminine if about ruffles and the ones who have attributed all things inferior and weak to "feminization", anyone who has a shred of femininity in her pretty much lives in a world full that still doesn't even know that women who are feminine and have women's voices can be powerful, smart, strong, and whatever else nobody seems to think women can be if they look more like Sally Field than Bea Arthur.
Oh yes - forgot my manners in the heat and perspiration of trying to keep up single handed - Hi everyone
But not join in and help huh! I'm dying here and you come up with that line that is as useful as a chocolate frying pan !
Shut up!! just shut the hell up, how dare you do this! I am the lord of the dance said he!!!!!!!
Don't tell me to shut up you bald old coot!!!!!! Just get into this argument on the MAN side instead of sitting on the side waiting for one of the girls to get tired so you can hit on her !!!!
WHAT WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!How dare you call me a fadge!!!!!!
I'm hoping that is NOT the definition of being feminine - wow! I rather liken being woman to the pic a few pages back - the 'kitty cat' - I am woman, hear me roar. Life is what you make of it and you can express being feminine on any level IF you have the brains to find the right mate - and the right crowd to hang with. If they don't like your interpretation - screw them! I prefer to be myself as much as possible and whether someone likes it or not - not my problem. At least I'm real.
BTW - LOVE the cartoon on Sarah and McCain - how true, how true - and to think what could have been!
okay I'm just about ready to leave for work china man...you started it...and kept digging that hole...if you're still alive...drink that coffee quick, put the weapon down and hop on the back and I'll get you 'outtahere' in one piece....
Is that a JUMP suit you are wearing - what you got in mind then a ????????????
okay...I have some work to do...let me know if you need one after the day is through...
You guys are just showing off. Later you'll go to the corner bar and laugh about how delighted we all were with your sham fighting!
Now, shut up, and find something real to argue about. Can't think of anything but attacking the women, really, can you!
How about the way men get fat and ugly and are rewarded with CEO positions and more money. Women put on the weight and get a few wrinkles and the company suddenly needs to "downsize".
And how many men do you know who go off to work to support a woman and the kids? Every marriage I know that is still together both partners work full time and they still have a hard time putting the kids through college. The kids take out student loans they have to pay back just when they're trying to break into the work world.
What kind of f**ked up system is this?
and that guy I described earlier? he was left in my dust years, and years ago, but I know other women who are still living with old pooftahs who have had them hornswoggled for years and years. Its enough to make me want to cry - except, I can't cry anymore since its practically against the law and considered whining!
Lisa - I agree with you about this femininity stuff - all except for the shoes issue which is close to my heart - I can't wear high heels or even those flat strappy sandals - my feet are shaped weirdly - But I can and do wear hiking boots and sneakers and other flats that are comfy - I think the shoe industry is supporting foot doctors with some of those contraptions that really deform women's feet. However, that said, I still love to look at those shoes - they're so cinderella-ish and they are like artwork - but I wouldn't wear them and I still think I look sexy and feminine in hiking boots -its the contrast between those masculine looking shoes and my shapely legs and the sheer skirts I wear with them - like those Doc Martin (is that right) shoes the young girls were wearing for awhile. Those shoes aren't feminine, but the girls ARE! I love that kind of fashion statement.
And yes, china man ------ some chocolate would be very nice. Are you wearing your hair long these days? Would love to see it!
What is this fascination with my hair ? I am getting a bit worried now
You tell me why you want to know and I might just show you !
Hahaa - you brought up the fact that women in your office were touching you and your hair inappropriately and I found that hysterical! I don't know why - the images it creates are something bound for one of my fiction stories I think.
don't worry - your wife has you all sewn up, I can tell and I would never dream of putting asunder - etc. etc.
You sound just marvelous - every woman's dream! But I know that we are all full of it here and you are making all that up about her breakfast and stuff - you will be saying you give her foot massages every night after dinner soon, ahhhhhhhhh!
mega1, I know what you're saying. I probably used a bad, generalized, example. I wasn't really saying feminine women can't/don't wear something like hiking boots - more mentioning that "cinderella shoes" are, by themselves, more feminine looking. A better example is Ellen Degeneres. She has her look, and she's attractive enough but not awfully feminine. She has a few times shown pictures of herself in a fancy dress, and said, "Now you know why I don't wear dresses." Everyone laughs because they see what Ellen is pointing out about herself. She does look strange is the classic Oscar awards kind of dress.
I guess with the shoe example, there are women who, like you, wear them and still look feminine because of that contrast you mentioned. Others, though, wear them and and look like they're right in them because they'd look weird in anything more feminine.
(but we're not supposed to be getting along and agreeing here. This is a "let's fight" thread... ) Oh, well.... Forget the hiking boots thing. Every one here's mother wears oombat boots!!
Its been an entertaining evening - thanks. I am off to bed now to dream of being the boss in my own house one day as I have to get up early to cook her breakfast before her hard days work of watching movies and phoning her friends and I expect her nails and makeup will need a few hours, hard life but I try to support her the best I can. She may let me go with her for a massage so that I can carry her bag and pay.
ha ha ha ha i am so proud of myself, whilst i have been at work, i have had you all arguing, ha ha......... I am such a submissive wife, i bow down to my husband, i say yes sir no sir at work, why do you think i cause so much trouble on here. I must say this is a cool thread.
Hi JOY< oh where can I get that man who will pay everything and all I need to do is smile hehe
well my man pays for everything, but i do more than smile, i can tell you, i am worn out most of the time. I have lots of nice clothes tho.
i know..... see the one about fave men also, can you tell the depression has lifted.
Oh, I just popped in for a second. Its 100 degrees here, and I need to cool off a bit. Ive got to run, dishes wont wash themselves ya' know. ill check back in later on, when I have some more time.
ha ha ha ha!!!! but .."we have a dishwasher....we call her Justine." I got my computer for V-day. I love it, truly, but I can't be execting any more presents for quite some time. I honestly dont mind the housework, but a little "thank you" every now and then can go a long way.
I'm not contributing much by agreeing with you Lisa, but I do, so there you go. I still work in the corporate world, where if you're straightforward and ask for a raise (when it's due) you're a b* (can I swear on hubpages?), and if you get a raise (when it's due) you must have slept with someone to get it.
And it would be nice if I didn't have to worry about what others thought, but in a proffessional enviroment, that's practically all there is to it. So as a woman, I'm constantly battling the image of myself others have set before me. I'm not a hardass, but I take my work seriously. So far, the rumours floating around about me are pretty harsh.
see, the essence of femininity at work - it starts with a bunch of ranting about the double standards going on and ends with some flowers and chocolate.
Oh yes, I can be bought. Yes indeed. but it will take a hell of a lot more than some stupid flowers and chocolate - I want parity, equal pay, I want my minions and I want them NOW!
awwww come on - its 2010 for pete's sake. Let's start demanding all kinds of things - like more railroads, less luxury autos more wind generators and solar panels, less toadies who have been bought by the oil barons . . .
would appreciate a line of really good frozen dinners
and someone to push the microwave buttons too, please!!!
I CANNOT be bought!!!! (which is pretty much why I live my miserable, but principled life - and have to buy my own flowers a good part of the time.
(EZ Cheese - I finally tasted it a few months ago, after a lifetime of imagining how horrible it must. I like it!!! and it's EZ.
CRamsdell, Oh, yeah... I remember all those people I supposedly "slept with" to get to The Top: (well, actually, the "Top of the Bottom" , as opposed to the Middle of the Bottom or the Bottom of the Bottom. In the meantime, I got to that top of the bottom () because I had figured out the novel idea that working hard actually got you promoted and raises. (and the "killer" is that some of those people actually believed what they did, no matter how "properly" I behaved and dressed.)
Of course, now I run the company (my own "company" of one person - me. ) Looks like I'm taking over the world now! It must have been that Feminist Movement.
darn, I have to go for real now..time to cook dinner. have fun everyone, dont forget to laugh!!!!
Just got up here - and see what happens - the girls take over and start congratulating each other and the men join in !!!! Sums up the west world situation in one!! You are clearly all unable to sustain a good fight without me. And yes I do massage her feet most days, when I have been good enough to be allowed to
oh, well, see then, who are you to be sayiing we don't know how to argue? You'd just massage her feet and probably let her kick you a little while you're down there too! Not that I'd really want you to fight with your honey! good grief
I must be tired I don't even know what I'm typing anymore I want so badly to argue and people are just so f**king polite around here.
For some weird reason they must think I'm just being funny.
I have never been more serious in my life!
ARGUE DAMN IT!
NO - she is away for a few days again - and left me chained to the bed so I don't do anything until she comes back.
AND I have just got up - AND I have a headache - AND . . . .
that's terrible - no wonder you don't feel like arguing. Well, I hope she left you with the basic essentials - when she comes back are you still going to feel like massaging her feet?
Probably she keeps you around for your nice hair!
You can't get around the woman thing by being nice to me - you are just trying to gain a feminist advantage over me - and if you keep it up and she finds out she will be after you with that whip and the chains and the shiny leather stilleto boots that come up to 1.34 centimetres of . . . .
OK I will go get more coffee and come back in a minute
I see...well yer all wrong. (how's that china man)
you're wrong and I'm right because I googled it.
Now we have areal argue-ator here at last I would like to start by pointing out that you clearly know nothing about feminine issues because you argue and hit like a man - however having said that
You cannot prove I am wrong by ogling, that is the province of mega1 who is sexually harassing me for no good reason except she can't think of a good argument.
Everything you say on that other thread is clearly rubbish, you are just trying to make a myth out it all !!! The same as the downtrodden woman is just a myth set up to pave the way for feminine domination !
a little late but i am here China Man, i am backing you up.
Glad your here - I have to go work or I will be in deep doo-doo - I seem to be the only man on here and have dug so deep I can't get out !
Bye for now - keep up the abuse
"Muahahaha......" By raising two sons I've created two men who have been raised to my liking! By raising two sons, my sister has created two that are to her liking! It goes on and on - we will take over the world!!!!
but we'll be taking over the world by looking and acting like THIS... and nobody is ever going to see it coming....
but really being this...
and when we do take over the world, you know what it's going to mean?? That people are going to be expected to behave in a professional way in offices and workplaces ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!! That people will behave with respect toward co-workers!!! That sex, sexual innuendo, and all touching other than handshakes and pats on the back will STOP in workplaces everywhere!!! That people who can't behave like respectable human beings will LOSE THEIR JOBS and have their heads sued off in courts around the land!!!! No one will be safe from all this! Poorly behaved men AND women will lose their jobs, and their jobs will be given to people who know who to behave at work!!
that people like this...
will grow up to live in a world where they will be treated with respect, at least at work; but if we women have our way, in every area of life. Muahahaha!! (Anybody want make somethin' of it? Anybody want to complain about "those awful feminists" and all their expectations? Anybody want to belly-ache and whine over those "awful feminists" who don't want people like the ones above to grow up and work where there's an "anything-goes" attitude with regard to sexual behavior/talk in workplaces?
What's more... When we take over the world there won't be any more interns under US presidents' desks, babies born to vice presidential candidates who won't own up to being their father until they have no choice but to do so, "trips to the Appalachian trail" by governors who really go to Argentina to meet their mistresses (and then, by the way, stand at a podium and CRY about it), governors who get booted out of office because of their history with "high-priced call girls", etc. etc. etc. AND, there won't be any female ex-governor/ex-"beauty queens" who run on the fact they're "like men" because they murder living creatures for fun and sport! Oh, yes... We are out to take over the world and only share our power with any men whose behavior we think measures up to our standards.
Oh - and if all that doesn't provide any fuel for arguing, how about this: If I had my way all American Football, Wrestling, and NASCAR racing would be wiped off the face of the Earth. So would reality shows, tv game shows, and all video-game playing for children under 14! So would broccoli, Circus peanuts candy, all marshmallow, all frosting, and autopsy shows on television. And... by the way.. The toilet tissue roll should be OVER (not under), the lid should always be down. And, yes - throw pillows "just for ornament" (and not to be used as pillows for heads or feet) DO make sense! So does making the bed even though "you're just going to undo it every night anyway". Arguments?
Power corrupts - its just men that will be under the desk instead !! except women can't control all that writhing and screaming stuff they do can they now - so we will all KNOW what is going on !!!! This is your take on transparent politics I take it !
men were never really control freaks, i would hate women to be in charge they are difficult at work..... i prefer to work with men myself
Some of my best bosses were women (one was a major jerk - but at least she she didn't get drunk, chase me around the place, and make me have to quit my job (the way one Commonwealth of Massachusetts program manager did). Oh - Massachusetts and I go back way too far. Anyone want to argue about what the worst state in the country is?
let's see. who can I piss off today so lots of chatter will spread about and grow to such a magnitude it becomes hysterical/ Better not. after all trolls have feelings too
BRING IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go to hunky men list, and post us some hubbers please, i still do not know how to do it..... i have to go to work soon, and i could do with re touching my roots before i go.
Joy I am sure it is nothing to worry about but you have 2 heads
but man u must b smart!
...i see you're up to no good again...just dropping by....doesn't look like you need a lift yet...just scream like a girl when you need me!
That is one cool pic. When I watched reruns of Batman, I always hoped they would keep Batgirl permanent because she was way cooler than Batman. They just used their fists, she gets to kick the bad guys out of the ballpark.
bat woman is cool for sure.....she has a bike. and nice boots..they drove around in a car...oh yeah forgot...and with their underwear overtop of their spandex....sheesh...
I don't know... These two are quite the pair of unappealing guys, aren't they? Somebody as hefty as Batman should never wear that particular outfit. (Oops - there's the fashion thing again... ) Superman's better. Spiderman's dumb. Wonder Woman is a pathetic attempt to have a woman be a super hero. You know who's worse than the lot of them, though? PETER PAN!!!! (and that Wendy needs some rotten fruit thrown at her. ) Anybody want to argue about any of these?
(It's - like - 500 degrees where I am right now. I don't know if I'm itching for a fight or too bleeping hot not to criticize fake characters. )
what happened to the arguement? It always degrades to a discussion on fashion around here. And then what happens to the high-priced call girls when we take over and clean up the system? what will THEY do then? And I kind of like to sexually harrass - its the only fun I get now that I'm , well, you know. . .
...'the only fun I get now....'
...houston, I think we've got a problem here...
I'm off to get ready for work - see you Mega1 - the sexual harrassment is fun!
mega1, I guess they become lower priced call girls. Anybody want to argue about whether there's ever really such a thing as a "high-class" call girl? I say there isn't...
no arguement there - there's no "high-class" anything or anyone - just people who wear nice clothes. Although I once owned a high-class kitty, but she was a faker.
hey all...off to work....you're a good group of people...it's a good way to start my day with some humour.....oh wait, I'm supposed to argue or say something bad.....you're not good...you're baaaaaaaad!
oops i am in trouble with my other threads, better get back into my shell again.
Is he saying we like arguments of something? he better not be
I love arguements - I despise not arguing - an argument everyday will keep your metabolism up! They are the best! So don't think you can get away with saying arguements are bad.
yep arguments are good, especially when they are not by someone in the same room, getting really angry.
arguements are good as long they`re based on facts and logic , but if this things are just based on selfishness nobody wants to hear them , at least not me.
damn straight im ready for a f***ing argument. bring it on you p****ies. (c***s rifle and aims it at any hubber that dares to argue with him) just remember, if you DO argue with me, I'm going put a bullet in your head!!!! after all, that's the way I like it, as two men argue but there can be ONLY ONE that lives. j/k j/k j/k j/k
This an argument thread not a death threat forum !!! you should move this to the religious forum at once
Hey Mega-STOP telling me how to argue, ya lil' furry creature!
Bl@@dy h*ll !! You lot couldn't get a good argument going on a hot day !
I think all a country's lands should be sequestered by the government and rented out to anyone who wants it. The more you got the more you pay - or get off the pot! All land should be public and open to anyone.
I'll think of another couple in a minute if I don't go to bed.
ok - no-one wants a fight I am going to bed - have a nice hot day y'all
Father Ted - the comedy - Drink Drink - Feak Off - famous lines of Father Jack
just as i came out of the thread, i actually pictured the guy screaming drink drink....... it is a long time since i saw it, forgive me. aw HAVE a cup a tea, go on go on go on go on go on
You could at least get the Irish brogue right - it is Feck off ! you guys could never talk proper English even - mutter mutter mutter !
lololololo Now this thread gets an Oscar for the most uncanny! lolololo
So who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder? They were mine and when you find out who did, I would like to have them back. Washed, dried and ironed.
Did you do it China Man?????
I don't see this as uncanny at all - it is just a mimic of the bullderdust elsewhere in the forums except it honestly made up !! AND we don't believe your plastic trophy's on this thread, we don't want no oscars, or even paying - just honest to goodness insult
Who is Mrs Murphy and what is chowder ! don't start using long words with me that I don't understand !
ladies calm down! there's plenty of king larry to go around. hahahahaha!
nobody want a fight today then ? Any topic or weird unusual depravity entertained
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