I'mmmmm SOOOOO BOOOORRRED....please entertain me....PLEASE

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   Stimpposted 9 years ago

   Open forum....any topic....you go first.

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      waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Hi...my names wayne and I like to collect famous peoples toe nail clippings and I drink weak lemon tea out of a flask.....that entertaining for ya! I aim to please!

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         and he sleeps with zombies, doesn't matter what  they look like [sex addict ssshhhh]

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            waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Don't tell everyone!!!!!!! I pay top price for these zombies...shhhhhh premium discounts, message me for full price list!

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      goldenpathposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      My butt itches....  Maybe a jog will help!

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   Ohmaposted 9 years ago

   I am not bored I am stuck. I can not think of a thing to write about that has not already been written to death. No inspiration today.

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      Home Girlposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Hi, Ohma,
      How about you open Google and type: a unique idea no one has been writen about? May be you'll get some inspiration.
      Or just go for a walk.

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   Stimpposted 9 years ago

   i know...me too.
   
   Okay....how 'bout we list a quotation from a movie and see if we can guess where it came from....
   
   you go....

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   Ohmaposted 9 years ago

   Define Irony A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band who died in a plane crash.

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      Bill Manningposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Con-Air,, ha!

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   prettydarkhorseposted 9 years ago

   close your eyes, imagine yourself in a beach, so quiet, only the rush of waters and chirping birds can be heard,
   then on one hand you have a guitar and you are strumming the guitar, on your side (on top of the table) is a laptop with a wifi
   HUGH JACKMAN or DANIEL DAY LEWIS is approaching you,
   
   food is ready in the table next to you, your favorite drink -- margarita and a sumptuous meal ready
   
   its free to imagine, I am going to the lake this weekend hehe
   
   wanna join me

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   Fluffymetalposted 9 years ago

   I know the feeling of boredom... I feel it almost EVERYDAY!

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      Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      THANK YOU......

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   Chaotic Chicaposted 9 years ago

   If you need entertainment, consider this.....
   
   My hubby & I haven't had a honeymoon yet.  We were planning one for right about now (been planning it for months).  Then my ex said he wasn't going to come get the kids for the summer and my step dad wasn't up to watching them while we went so we replanned and rerouted to accomodate and additional four (the fifth child is going to disney with his girlfriend and her family).  We were really looking forward to leaving and getting away from all stressors (the business, my parents, the pets, etc.) and were finalizing plans yesterday when my mother decides she is going to come with us.  Yay! 
   So now she is going to micro-manage the trip the whole way, she has already changed our route twice as well as our departure time.  This has become HER show.  So much for the idea of a honeymoon....LOL
   So just think about how AMUSING it's going to be to wonder where we are, how much my mother is driving me crazy, and so on and so forth.  I'm sure you have a great imagination but it may not be up to the task of comparing with this reality! LOL  I'll keep you updated as I can....

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      Ohmaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      So you and hubby ditch the trip already planned. stick mom with micro managing the kids and go do your own thing.

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         Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         EXACTLY...."hey, mom, you got 'er under control....mind if we go to <insert place here>.....yup, didn't think so".  Or, plan daily excursions without them.

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            Chaotic Chicaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Okay,we are on day 3 of the excursion...so far everybody is still alive! LOL  Despite her attempts, we have (mostly) stuck to our 'wing-it' style of travel though she is a planner and hates to deviate.  Thanks to idiots in DC who will allow the zoo to stay open until 8 but put the animals away and lock up the exhibits at 6 and geniuses at wat-mart who can't do a simple tire roation and balance in under 2 1/2 hours, yesterday was basically a disappointment but life moves on....... at this point, we're planning on taking it easy and expecting the van to 'break down' on our way back.....oops. LOL Mom has actually been more of a help than a hinderance though she has second quessed us and made clear her disapproval at times.  We just let her have her rant and moved on....Today she meets his mother! (This is going to be fun! They're so much alike they are either going to get in trouble together or hate each other!)

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               SomewayOuttaHereposted 9 years agoin reply to this

               ...oh poor you....I can't wait to hear the rest....sounds like a hub will be due when you get back....'how I spent my much overdo honeymoon!'

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               mega1posted 9 years agoin reply to this

               Gee, maybe something entirely positive, like a book and movie will come out of this - if you write it up ala Erma Bombeck you could have a comic masterpiece!  Of course your moms will probably sue for part of the profits!  or for character defamation!  haha  but no, I would not want to be on that trip with you.  I'm wondering how it is that we let ourselves get talked out of the things we want and need - like honeymoons alone - life is always such a power struggle.

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                  Chaotic Chicaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  Okay~I'll be home in two days and yes~I do believe there will be a comical hub resulting from this!!! 
                  
                  Someway~I LOVE that title! If you don't mind, I do believe I'll steal it!
                  
                  mega1~there have been some positivness that has already occured but who knows, maybe there's more........LOL
                  
                  In regards to power struggles, my mother and I have been butting heads this whole trip!  In the mean time, we are headed off to try the zoo (again) so, until next time........

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                     SomewayOuttaHereposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                     ...can't wait...and you'll have to find a really good pic to go with it....you know with crazy wild hair....like you've been through a storm and the wind just won't stop...

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                        Chaotic Chicaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                        We have come home and the telling of this tale took two hubs! LOL
                        
                        http://hubpages.com/hub/How-I-Spent-My- … he-Trip-Up

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                           Chaotic Chicaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                           http://hubpages.com/hub/How-I-Spent-My- … -Down?done

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   Ohmaposted 9 years ago

   Home Girl the real problem for me is that I do my best writing when I have something to rant about and everything worth ranting about seems used up and old.

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      Home Girlposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Nope, just dig deeper. You always can reinvent the wheel.
      Or rant about your neighbor.

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

   U F****ing CRACK [pipe] me up
   
   where u been at?
   
   I have a yeast infection
   
   well at least its not boring
   
   CAUSE IAM GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    MALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    [another pipe]

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       Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I just followed you.....and sent you fan mail....biznapich!

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          when?
          
          I'm checking

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    Ohmaposted 9 years ago

    Yes but who besides my neighbor would be interested in reading it?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    somebody ask stimp how many colors I have had my hair?
    
    Suppose I could
    
    Stimp, guess how many colors my hair have been?
    
    Has yours always been white?  Are you prejudice?
    
    

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       Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       My hair has always been pure white.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    ah no but you have fan mail waiting from me
    
    slow down on the pipe, just spread out the time in between longer

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    Stimp
    
    this thread is making you look boring, seriously!!!!!

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       Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       well fkn spice it up, sista.....that's YOUR job.  Wayne has done a good job....

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          hand job

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             Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             I'm a dog....I don't have hands....Paws....PAW JOB

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    bitch and wanker ya both
    
    waynet iam only half zombie, the damn top half
    
    I never get laid I swear
    
    well except with myself

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       waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Sigh...I lay myself too!.....

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          honestly, the best though, am I right?  no bullshit or faking or getting bored waiting for them [plural] to find the spot - belly button
          
          

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             Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             So, anyway....do you remember that dude we used to banter with....he had an avatar that had two sheep racing...with two little stuffed sheep riders pushing one another.  They had little sweaters on and he used to always post "diggity"

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    Stimpposted 9 years ago

    alright.....I have 78 fans.  Kim you were my 50th.....who's going to be my 80th?????????????  Hmmmmmmm....who's it gonna be and gimme sum-a luvin, got to have luvin......

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       waynet or paul deeds
       
       i could end this right now and put you at 87
       
       but there are 9 of my accounts currently being deleted
       
       
       
       but it could also be frogdropping
       
       fan her and ask her, she rocks
       
       so does  prey
       
       definitely fan her

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    Fluffymetalposted 9 years ago

    

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       Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       

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          waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          How can that dude in that pic be asleep, he has no head!!!!!!

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    Nick Bposted 9 years ago

    Um, this is one of those conversations you just wish you'd read all of before you decided to post a reply, innit?
    
    I'll just go have a shower...
    
    A cold one

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    Stimpposted 9 years ago

    okay....don't all jump at once.....who's gonna by my 80th freakky follower.....

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       waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       79th....it's a start!

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       Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Waaaayyyyynnnne.....I don't see you on my followers list....come on now.....gimme some love.

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          waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I am there! somewhere!

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             kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             he's busy with a zombie at the moment, trust me he won't be long

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                waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Yay! 1 minute 12 seconds....a personal record! right, just wipe me wazzer!

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                   kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                   You Rock Dude, wish we lived closer!
                   
                   this thread is boring
                   
                   
                   wanna post zombie porn?

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                      Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                      Wipe your, what?

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                         kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                         ?
                         
                         I said slow up, it will last
                         
                         is your pipe clean?
                         
                         think waynet is off collecting pics of zombie porn?

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                            Fluffymetalposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                            Someone broke my pipe

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             Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             K...let me verify...one sec....

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                he lies all the time
                
                ok that was a lie
                
                I lie all the time
                
                ok that was the truth

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    ok ill be 80 but hold the fk on

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       Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       you can't be...you are 78

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          duh
          
          your welcome

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    preyposted 9 years ago

    80

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       Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       RIGHT ON...PREY...thanks.  who was 79?
       
       

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    sorry about alter post - forgot i was signed in-to hubpages

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    cool
    
    
    but she still will eat you if she must
    
    don't be fooled by her beachey attitude

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    Stimpposted 9 years ago

    Lordy lordy lordy....look whos not 40

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    mega1posted 9 years ago

    what's going on here?  I don't understand you people.  Want a muffin?  well, too bad, I ate em all!

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       Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I want a muffin....give me a dam muffin

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       pig, mean kitty
       
       hi
       
       
       we're looking for zombie porn
       
       you in?
       
       :

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    

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       Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       THAT'S RIGHT....took you long enough.  There's this cool new site called google.com.  Lots of images here.  Like this:
       
       

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          waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          What the hell's that Zombie rabbit holding in his hand, looks like a cul de sac la sausage!

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             Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             I know...I was thinking the same.

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          so sweet you wimp, i mean stimp

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    waynetposted 9 years ago

    This zombie skank smelled of fish...but it was ok for the 1 and a half seconds I wazzed! the one in the back ground was sloppy seconds!!
    
    

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       that rocks!

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          waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Well what can I say...Zombie Strippers is my favourite film!!!!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    GOOD MUFFIN MEG
    
    
    

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    I let him hit it
    
    
    

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    waynetposted 9 years ago

    These 3 I got through in under 5 minutes....
    
    

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    for waynet
    zombie strippers
    
    

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    that's funny we picked the same
    
    you sick freak!

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       waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Whoa!!!! freaky!!

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    Stimpposted 9 years ago

    I'm speachless....I brought a bunny to the party....and you all brought other stuff.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    

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       waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       It was ok that film too!
       
       So is Doghouse!!!
       
       

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          she's actually kinda hot
          
          but ooooh  wait................

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    stimp, get with the program
    
    your too slow
    
    what will entertain you next, besides sooooooo much to tell you via email LOL

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       Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       ~ KIM, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop!~

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    mega1posted 9 years ago

    mmmmmm .  zombie
    
    
    
    
    fresh  yummmmmm

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       Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Yikes.....

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          mega1posted 9 years agoin reply to this

          scared?  I thought NOTHING could scare ya! 
          
          boo, ya little baby . . .

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    
    
    OMG I would never be the same again

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    mega1posted 9 years ago

    am in over my head

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    stimp, I'm desperately looking for this in your size, think I'll look for Mega's while i am at it
    
    
    
    
    

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       Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Who the hell does this to their dog.....don't be comin' at me with a little scubba suit.  And BOO back to ya MEG.  I ain't scared of nothin.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    SMOKIN HOT
    
    DID STIMP BALE?  SHE ALWAYS DOES THAT!
    
    

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    mega1posted 9 years ago

    waaaaa!  I don't like the zombie motif that much.  so much blood!
    
    how about werewolves?
    

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       mega just pissed myself again
       
       thanks
       
       OMG
       
       better go again
       
       in washroom

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          waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Hahahaha Michael J Fox...gotta love that Teenwolf dude!

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    mega1posted 9 years ago

    sorry,   I think

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    SteffyRoseposted 9 years ago

    Haaa, this has definitely entertained me reading through this... you writers are all a bunch of nutters... glad of that tooo!!

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    mega1posted 9 years ago

    oh wow.  still in over my head.

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    Cagsilposted 9 years ago

    Interesting thread....

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    mega1posted 9 years ago

    glad you think so
    
    

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 9 years ago

    ...bored?..me too....me at work today...
    
    

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    mega1posted 9 years ago

    dancers can get away with anything - can't they!  I just adore that guy's bald head!

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    Kadmielsposted 9 years ago

    how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. ??

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       Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Define "Chuck" and define "Wood"....
       
       I didn't bale Kim....some of us have to work ya know.  f'n-A.

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          DoorMattnomoreposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          huh huh uhhh you said "wood"

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             Stimpposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             I said "chuck" too.....Beavis

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             Kadmielsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             but this is the booard wood thread i thought so would not "wood" and "board" be in the same category?
             
             and yes i said wood

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago

    see Stimp baled
    
    TO ANOTHER THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    ironic though now I am bored.
    
    sigh.
    
    bye xo

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