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I'mmmmm SOOOOO BOOOORRRED....please entertain me....PLEASE

  1. Stimp profile image74
    Stimpposted 7 years ago

    Open forum....any topic....you go first.

    1. waynet profile image50
      waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hi...my names wayne and I like to collect famous peoples toe nail clippings and I drink weak lemon tea out of a flask.....that entertaining for ya! I aim to please!

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        and he sleeps with zombies, doesn't matter what  they look like [sex addict ssshhhh]

        1. waynet profile image50
          waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Don't tell everyone!!!!!!! I pay top price for these zombies...shhhhhh premium discounts, message me for full price list!

    2. goldenpath profile image75
      goldenpathposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      My butt itches....  Maybe a jog will help!

  2. Ohma profile image74
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    I am not bored I am stuck. I can not think of a thing to write about that has not already been written to death. No inspiration today.

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      Home Girlposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hi, Ohma,
      How about you open Google and type: a unique idea no one has been writen about? May be you'll get some inspiration.
      Or just go for a walk.

  3. Stimp profile image74
    Stimpposted 7 years ago

    i know...me too.

    Okay....how 'bout we list a quotation from a movie and see if we can guess where it came from....

    you go....

  4. Ohma profile image74
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    Define Irony A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band who died in a plane crash.

    1. Bill Manning profile image69
      Bill Manningposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Con-Air,, ha!

  5. prettydarkhorse profile image63
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    close your eyes, imagine yourself in a beach, so quiet, only the rush of waters and chirping birds can be heard,
    then on one hand you have a guitar and you are strumming the guitar, on your side (on top of the table) is a laptop with a wifi
    HUGH JACKMAN or DANIEL DAY LEWIS is approaching you,

    food is ready in the table next to you, your favorite drink -- margarita and a sumptuous meal ready

    its free to imagine, I am going to the lake this weekend hehe

    wanna join me

  6. Fluffymetal profile image75
    Fluffymetalposted 7 years ago

    I know the feeling of boredom... I feel it almost EVERYDAY!

    1. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      THANK YOU......

  7. Chaotic Chica profile image76
    Chaotic Chicaposted 7 years ago

    If you need entertainment, consider this.....

    My hubby & I haven't had a honeymoon yet.  We were planning one for right about now (been planning it for months).  Then my ex said he wasn't going to come get the kids for the summer and my step dad wasn't up to watching them while we went so we replanned and rerouted to accomodate and additional four (the fifth child is going to disney with his girlfriend and her family).  We were really looking forward to leaving and getting away from all stressors (the business, my parents, the pets, etc.) and were finalizing plans yesterday when my mother decides she is going to come with us.  Yay! 
    So now she is going to micro-manage the trip the whole way, she has already changed our route twice as well as our departure time.  This has become HER show.  So much for the idea of a honeymoon....LOL
    So just think about how AMUSING it's going to be to wonder where we are, how much my mother is driving me crazy, and so on and so forth.  I'm sure you have a great imagination but it may not be up to the task of comparing with this reality! LOL  I'll keep you updated as I can....smile

    1. Ohma profile image74
      Ohmaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      So you and hubby ditch the trip already planned. stick mom with micro managing the kids and go do your own thing.

      1. Stimp profile image74
        Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        EXACTLY...."hey, mom, you got 'er under control....mind if we go to <insert place here>.....yup, didn't think so".  Or, plan daily excursions without them.

        1. Chaotic Chica profile image76
          Chaotic Chicaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Okay,we are on day 3 of the excursion...so far everybody is still alive! LOL  Despite her attempts, we have (mostly) stuck to our 'wing-it' style of travel though she is a planner and hates to deviate.  Thanks to idiots in DC who will allow the zoo to stay open until 8 but put the animals away and lock up the exhibits at 6 and geniuses at wat-mart who can't do a simple tire roation and balance in under 2 1/2 hours, yesterday was basically a disappointment but life moves on....... at this point, we're planning on taking it easy and expecting the van to 'break down' on our way back.....oops. LOL Mom has actually been more of a help than a hinderance though she has second quessed us and made clear her disapproval at times.  We just let her have her rant and moved on....Today she meets his mother! (This is going to be fun! They're so much alike they are either going to get in trouble together or hate each other!)

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            ...oh poor you....I can't wait to hear the rest....sounds like a hub will be due when you get back....'how I spent my much overdo honeymoon!'

          2. mega1 profile image80
            mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Gee, maybe something entirely positive, like a book and movie will come out of this - if you write it up ala Erma Bombeck you could have a comic masterpiece!  Of course your moms will probably sue for part of the profits!  or for character defamation!  haha  but no, I would not want to be on that trip with you.  I'm wondering how it is that we let ourselves get talked out of the things we want and need - like honeymoons alone - life is always such a power struggle.

            1. Chaotic Chica profile image76
              Chaotic Chicaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Okay~I'll be home in two days and yes~I do believe there will be a comical hub resulting from this!!! 

              Someway~I LOVE that title! If you don't mind, I do believe I'll steal it!

              mega1~there have been some positivness that has already occured but who knows, maybe there's more........LOL

              In regards to power struggles, my mother and I have been butting heads this whole trip!  In the mean time, we are headed off to try the zoo (again) so, until next time........ smile

              1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
                SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                ...can't wait...and you'll have to find a really good pic to go with it....you know with crazy wild hair....like you've been through a storm and the wind just won't stop...

                1. Chaotic Chica profile image76
                  Chaotic Chicaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  We have come home and the telling of this tale took two hubs! LOL

                  http://hubpages.com/hub/How-I-Spent-My- … he-Trip-Up

  8. Ohma profile image74
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    Home Girl the real problem for me is that I do my best writing when I have something to rant about and everything worth ranting about seems used up and old.

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      Home Girlposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Nope, just dig deeper. You always can reinvent the wheel.
      Or rant about your neighbor.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    U F****ing CRACK [pipe] me up

    where u been at? lol

    I have a yeast infection

    well at least its not boring

    CAUSE IAM GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    MALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    [another pipe]

    1. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I just followed you.....and sent you fan mail....biznapich!

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        when?

        I'm checking

  11. Ohma profile image74
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    Yes but who besides my neighbor would be interested in reading it?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    somebody ask stimp how many colors I have had my hair?

    Suppose I could

    Stimp, guess how many colors my hair have been?

    Has yours always been white?  Are you prejudice?

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=750386&amp;id=1069426069

    1. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      My hair has always been pure white.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    ah no but you have fan mail waiting from me

    slow down on the pipe, just spread out the time in between longer lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    Stimp

    this thread is making you look boring, seriously!!!!!

    1. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      well fkn spice it up, sista.....that's YOUR job.  Wayne has done a good job....

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        hand job lol

        1. Stimp profile image74
          Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I'm a dog....I don't have hands....Paws....PAW JOB

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    bitch and wanker ya both

    waynet iam only half zombie, the damn top half

    I never get laid I swear

    well except with myself

    1. waynet profile image50
      waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Sigh...I lay myself too!.....

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        honestly, the best though, am I right?  no bullshit or faking or getting bored waiting for them [plural] to find the spot - belly button

        cool

        1. Stimp profile image74
          Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          So, anyway....do you remember that dude we used to banter with....he had an avatar that had two sheep racing...with two little stuffed sheep riders pushing one another.  They had little sweaters on and he used to always post "diggity"

  16. Stimp profile image74
    Stimpposted 7 years ago

    alright.....I have 78 fans.  Kim you were my 50th.....who's going to be my 80th?????????????  Hmmmmmmm....who's it gonna be and gimme sum-a luvin, got to have luvin......

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      waynet or paul deeds

      i could end this right now and put you at 87

      but there are 9 of my accounts currently being deleted

      sad

      but it could also be frogdropping

      fan her and ask her, she rocks

      so does  prey

      definitely fan her

  17. Fluffymetal profile image75
    Fluffymetalposted 7 years ago

    http://iplot.typepad.com/iplot/images/2008/04/18/boredom.jpg

    1. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lollollol

      1. waynet profile image50
        waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        How can that dude in that pic be asleep, he has no head!!!!!!

  18. Nick B profile image82
    Nick Bposted 7 years ago

    Um, this is one of those conversations you just wish you'd read all of before you decided to post a reply, innit?

    I'll just go have a shower...

    A cold one

  19. Stimp profile image74
    Stimpposted 7 years ago

    okay....don't all jump at once.....who's gonna by my 80th freakky follower.....

    1. waynet profile image50
      waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      79th....it's a start!

    2. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Waaaayyyyynnnne.....I don't see you on my followers list....come on now.....gimme some love.

      1. waynet profile image50
        waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I am there! somewhere!

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          he's busy with a zombie at the moment, trust me he won't be long

          1. waynet profile image50
            waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Yay! 1 minute 12 seconds....a personal record! right, just wipe me wazzer!

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              kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              You Rock Dude, wish we lived closer!

              this thread is boring


              wanna post zombie porn?

              1. Stimp profile image74
                Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Wipe your, what?

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                  kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  ?

                  I said slow up, it will last

                  is your pipe clean?

                  think waynet is off collecting pics of zombie porn?

                  1. Fluffymetal profile image75
                    Fluffymetalposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Someone broke my pipe sad

        2. Stimp profile image74
          Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          K...let me verify...one sec....

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            he lies all the time

            ok that was a lie

            I lie all the time

            ok that was the truth

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    ok ill be 80 but hold the fk on

    1. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      you can't be...you are 78

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        duh

        your welcome

  21. prey profile image79
    preyposted 7 years ago

    80

    1. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      RIGHT ON...PREY...thanks.  who was 79?

      http://blog.al.com/jdcrowe/2009/06/6-17-09AhmadinejadParade.jpg

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    sorry about alter post - forgot i was signed in-to hubpages

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    cool


    but she still will eat you if she must

    don't be fooled by her beachey attitude

  24. Stimp profile image74
    Stimpposted 7 years ago

    Lordy lordy lordy....look whos not 40

  25. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    what's going on here?  I don't understand you people.  Want a muffin?  well, too bad, I ate em all!

    1. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I want a muffin....give me a dam muffin

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      pig, mean kitty

      hi


      we're looking for zombie porn

      you in?

      hmm:

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/US_80.svg/600px-US_80.svg.png

    1. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      THAT'S RIGHT....took you long enough.  There's this cool new site called google.com.  Lots of images here.  Like this:

      http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/images/zombie_bunny.jpg

      1. waynet profile image50
        waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        What the hell's that Zombie rabbit holding in his hand, looks like a cul de sac la sausage!

        1. Stimp profile image74
          Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I know...I was thinking the same.

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        so sweet you wimp, i mean stimp

  27. waynet profile image50
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    This zombie skank smelled of fish...but it was ok for the 1 and a half seconds I wazzed! the one in the back ground was sloppy seconds!!

    http://sextipsforzombies.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/film2-prime.jpg

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      that rocks!

      1. waynet profile image50
        waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Well what can I say...Zombie Strippers is my favourite film!!!!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    GOOD MUFFIN MEG


    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/3362466_f496.jpg

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    I let him hit it


    http://static1.channels.com/thumbnails/Weird-Week-Weird-Week---A-sex-doll-for-dogs-and-the-worlds-biggest-shower-e6062861.jpg

  30. waynet profile image50
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    These 3 I got through in under 5 minutes....

    http://www.pressdispensary.co.uk/q99110/images/zombiestrippers.jpg

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    for waynet
    zombie strippers

    http://www.pressdispensary.co.uk/q99110/images/zombiestrippers.jpg

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    that's funny we picked the same

    you sick freak!

    1. waynet profile image50
      waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Whoa!!!! freaky!!

  33. Stimp profile image74
    Stimpposted 7 years ago

    I'm speachless....I brought a bunny to the party....and you all brought other stuff.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IIGAJyqHtbw/SedOXD9G10I/AAAAAAAAFvY/awpKEgeVfsQ/s400/zombie3.jpg

    1. waynet profile image50
      waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It was ok that film too!

      So is Doghouse!!!

      http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9HaR-XEG47k/StPZcQH17FI/AAAAAAAAGYg/-sg-AHA98J4/s400/1.jpg

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        she's actually kinda hot

        but ooooh  wait................

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    stimp, get with the program

    your too slow

    what will entertain you next, besides sooooooo much to tell you via email LOL

    1. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ~ KIM, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop!~

  36. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    mmmmmm .  zombie

    http://t3chdzyn.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/zombie-cat.jpg


    fresh  yummmmmm

    1. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yikes.....

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        scared?  I thought NOTHING could scare ya! 

        boo, ya little baby . . .

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    http://heyyouwhysoserious.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/hugh-jackman-gs-3.jpg

    OMG I would never be the same again

  38. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    am in over my head

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    stimp, I'm desperately looking for this in your size, think I'll look for Mega's while i am at it




    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6q-f-zD4xPY/SBjjV6BhEJI/AAAAAAAABoU/lOTJjOPdCT0/s400/MondexScubaDog3.jpg

    1. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Who the hell does this to their dog.....don't be comin' at me with a little scubba suit.  And BOO back to ya MEG.  I ain't scared of nothin.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    SMOKIN HOT

    DID STIMP BALE?  SHE ALWAYS DOES THAT!

    http://www.merlinsltd.com/WebRoot/StoreLGB/Shops/62030553/48ED/08CC/79F7/1DBA/08CA/D5C1/1613/BCA1/mask_0020_MaggotBuffet.jpg

  41. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    waaaaa!  I don't like the zombie motif that much.  so much blood!

    how about werewolves?
    http://xenophilius.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/werewolf-boy-portra_671230n.jpg

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      mega just pissed myself again

      thanks

      OMG

      better go again

      in washroom

      1. waynet profile image50
        waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Hahahaha Michael J Fox...gotta love that Teenwolf dude!

  42. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    sorry,   I think

  43. SteffyRose profile image60
    SteffyRoseposted 7 years ago

    Haaa, this has definitely entertained me reading through this... you writers are all a bunch of nutters... glad of that tooo!!

  44. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    oh wow.  still in over my head.

  45. Cagsil profile image62
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    Interesting thread.... lol lol lol

  46. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    glad you think so

    http://houstondance.org/DSH/Site_Documents/Grouped/pictures-duet-layback.jpg

  47. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ...bored?..me too....me at work today...

    http://unknowntheartist.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-pictures-bored-cat.jpg

  48. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    dancers can get away with anything - can't they!  I just adore that guy's bald head!

  49. Kadmiels profile image71
    Kadmielsposted 7 years ago

    how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. ??

    1. Stimp profile image74
      Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Define "Chuck" and define "Wood"....

      I didn't bale Kim....some of us have to work ya know.  f'n-A.

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        DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        huh huh uhhh you said "wood"

        1. Stimp profile image74
          Stimpposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I said "chuck" too.....Beavis

        2. Kadmiels profile image71
          Kadmielsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          but this is the booard wood thread i thought so would not "wood" and "board" be in the same category?

          and yes i said wood smile

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    see Stimp baled

    TO ANOTHER THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ironic though now I am bored.

    sigh.

    bye xo

 
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