Nastiest thing I could do to my boss????

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   LeanManposted 14 years ago

   I am currently in dispute with my total ass of a boss....
   
   What should I do to get revenge?? Pee in his personal office water supply? Put dead fish on the ceiling tiles where he cant find them? or..... please let me know... I need something really evil....

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      wildorangeflowerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      hide his lunch box

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      LegendaryHeroposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      College taught me some nice tricks...
      
      Pull a 4chan and do a raid. Find out his address and order a bunch of stuff for him, like $200 worth of pizza or chinese food.
      
      Or arrive at work before he does with baby powder and a paper bag. Fill the paper with the baby powder, slip it partway under his door and then jump on the bag so the baby powder flies out everywhere in his office.
      
      Ooorrrr piss on a plate and freeze it so that you have a thin disk of piss. Take that disk to work in a cooler or something and then before your boss gets in slide it underneath his door. It will melt and he will have a rather nasty surprise when he walks in.

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      sunforgedposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Open war with a Boss is never advisable , so you should become the Boss.

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      camloposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I simply walked out on my last such boss. Then I sued him and won, and got a good reference. I hear he still seeths about it some four years later.

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   kmackey32posted 14 years ago

   Ummm nothing, getting even is immature, be the bigger person....

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      lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      But it's FUN!

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         LeanManposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It will make me smile... (and just about everyone else in the company too)

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   LeanManposted 14 years ago

   I am the bigger person, I am sure he played Dopey in his school play every year....
   
   
   
   
   I am just letting off steam... I won't do anything - honest!!!

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   akirchnerposted 14 years ago

   Kill him or her with kindness - I've found that that totally throws most people way off and they end up shooting themselves in the foot trying to figure out the 'angle'.  Just go to a nice quiet place afterwards and scream - sometimes it is easier to do than others!  I've found that revenge usually only backfires on me so I gave it up quite young.

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   Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

   LOL. What a fun idea for a thread! We have some very evil and very creative hubbers here. I'm sure you'll get many good ideas (which could then be turned into a hub or hub series).
   
   My suggestion is going to be typical MM psychobabble. LOL.
   
   Kill him with Kindness
   Bend over backwards to be nice and helpful. Pretend like the dispute isn't even happening. It will unnerve him and diffuse the tension.
   You will look like a star to everyone in the office -- likely including your boss's boss....
   It's like taking the high road to a whole new level.

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   Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

   Ha ha akirchner. Two great minds with but a single thought!

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   LeanManposted 14 years ago

   I have been walking around clicking my fingers and singing for the last two days - everyone is asking me why am so happy!! lol..
   
   He is totally unnerved..
   
   But I still want something very evil and underhanded to do to him.... (not that I would of course! - just for fun..)

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   ediggityposted 14 years ago

   Order food for the whole office in his name.

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   Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

   Have one of your female friends with a sexy voice call the morning after he comes home late from work and leave a message saying that she had a great time with him last night and that they should do it again (Of course, she has to call from a private land line so that it is not traceable.). Hopefully his wife will hear it and confront him when he comes home.
   
   

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      ediggityposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Now that's just vicious. I don't know what's worse that, or your knee to the groin fighting technique.

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    bsscorpio8posted 14 years ago

    Screw up the computer system or sign his mother up to an adult dating site, make her out to be some kind of deviant... send multiple magazine subscriptions to his house via the internet. Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold; so you will have too take time to acquire the proper information to do you dastardly deeds.

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    Mutiny92posted 14 years ago

    or you could sign him up for a lot of inappropriate newsletters and magazines and have them shipped to the office.  It won't take long for the mail clerks to spread the word about his reading tastes...
    
    I wouldn't REALLY do that, but you did ask for something evil...

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    Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

    I have a complete and utter lack of creativity.  The only thing I can think of is beat him over the head with a baseball bat or cast-iron skillet (but you'll probably be arrested, of course).  I keep my imaginary skillet with me at all times.  It comes in handy to imagine using it on a few faces.  (My sister has the imaginary baseball bat for a few select individuals.)

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    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    I like the idea of signing him up for a lot of different adult services, especially as I am in Saudi Arabia and they are all against the law...
    
    Maybe I will have to post his email address somewhere and invite everyone to sign him up to something...

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    Beelzedadposted 14 years ago

    The nastiest thing you could do to your boss?
    
    Become his boss.

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       LeanManposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I would love to be his boss, but I can't see it happening as the little tur4 is already top of his tree and I am the wrong nationality for where I work, I just hope that the branches are deep in his never regions giving him some irritation...
       
       I need something a little more immediate (and anonymous)

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    grease the underside of his door handle, on the car or truck. whatever. You don't have much rain there or I would suggest putting some on his wipers too.

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       LeanManposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       grease sounds like fun, or maybe I can find a more natural alternative..

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    FranyaBlueposted 14 years ago

    Back in the days when I actually had a boss to hate, this one always made me smile
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJgGAdYfZPA

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    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    I loved the video, but maybe a little extreme.... I want something to totally humiliate him....

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