who is most wittiest hubber?

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  1. pisean282311 profile image60
    pisean282311posted 8 years ago

    according to me it is greek one..whom do u find most wittiest?

  2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago

    ya...Greek One 4 sure...he'll be by....

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ...and there are others...

    2. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      wow..it seems in future there can be greek one fan club..atleast 2 are already enrolled...

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        sure...i'll join...as long as there are no 'leafs' involved.....you know how he goes on and on about those darn 'leafs' ...he really needs to move you know.....LOL!

        1. pisean282311 profile image60
          pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            ...the club will need a rake too...i'll bring one just in case....
            http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o202/Mrs_S_Brown/SmileyRakingLeaves.gif

            1. Greek One profile image73
              Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              very funny yet shameful and unbecoming !

              1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
                SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                ...it's for 'raking' in the dough!...

    3. WryLilt profile image90
      WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Shadesbreath and Pearldiver come to mind...

    4. profile image0
      Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Greeky is consitantly witty.  So is Misha.

  3. lrohner profile image81
    lrohnerposted 8 years ago

    I gotta go with Shadesbreath. smile

  4. worldgrandeur profile image61
    worldgrandeurposted 8 years ago

    there are plenty if memory serves: ryankett, tattoguy, LisaHW,Anath, ralwus, jess killmenow,and many many others...

    1. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      yes...ralwus is one of the best in this...

  5. Greek One profile image73
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    Shadesbreath and Ron..

    Greek One is funny.. but way to perverse for my tastes

  6. Pcunix profile image90
    Pcunixposted 8 years ago

    I am half-way to being  witty.  Or so I have been told by my conservative friends.

    1. Greek One profile image73
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      i've been told I am half way to becoming an idiot savant

    2. Arthur Fontes profile image85
      Arthur Fontesposted 8 years agoin reply to this



      so technically that would make you a half wit?  lol

      I am just kidding.

      1. Pcunix profile image90
        Pcunixposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I guess it was too subtle :-)

        I was suggesting exactly that - that I think I must be half witty because so many of my conservative friends think I am a half-wit.    Oh well..

  7. Misha profile image70
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    I would go with Greek smile

    And thanks, Kathryn smile

    1. Greek One profile image73
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I want to add Misha to my list
      (partly because he is funny.. and partly because I want him to mentor me since Mark is dropping the ball)

      1. Mark Knowles profile image61
        Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Dude - I said I would send the damn $4. All I need is your social security number, bank details and secret code, address and a copy of your birth certificate, and I can send the money. You can trust me. sad

        Oh - and your paypal email adress with password.

        So I can send the money.

        Right away.

        1. Greek One profile image73
          Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          your attempts to steal money from my pay pal account are obvious....  and since there has never been ANY money in the account, it is also frivolous.


          Now, that being said.. what if you send me the money to fly over to France so you can give me the $4 in person... and so that I can thank you properly?

          1. pisean282311 profile image60
            pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            lol

          2. Mark Knowles profile image61
            Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Bien sur.

            All I need is your social security number, bank details and secret code, address and a copy of your birth certificate. big_smile

            1. WryLilt profile image90
              WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              You two need to join up to scambaiters. tongue

              1. pisean282311 profile image60
                pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                smile

  8. Greek One profile image73
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    But I am Canadian.. we are never issued any of those types of documents.  We simply go by trust and word of mouth.

    As for banking, our economy is still primarily barter-based.  If you like, I can send you the address of the farm where most of my livestock/wealth is kept?

    1. Mark Knowles profile image61
      Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Just send me a dozen vacuum packed duck breasts instead - then we can talk.

      Send them overnight - they should be fine. I will pay the boy this end. big_smile

      1. Greek One profile image73
        Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Can't I just give them directions to fly there?

        It would save on the shipping costs

        1. Mark Knowles profile image61
          Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I only want the breasts ( I am fairly sure you will understand) but they cannot fly on their own.

          hence the delivery boys. Ignore Graudins - even New Zealand banished him to a remote barely-inhabited island. wink

          1. Greek One profile image73
            Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            i googled 'flying breasts' to prove you wrong...

            but I don't think I am allowed to post what I found

            1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
              Kangaroo_Jaseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Are we talking $4 US funds ? Thats lets see 20 French Francs or 5.27 Euro

  9. Eric Graudins profile image60
    Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago

    Evening Mr. Knowles.
    Haven't had intercourse with you for ages.

    But I click on a post that says "wittiest hubbers", and there you are.

    Yeah, I'll vote for Mark as one of the wittiest hubbers.
    And Shadecloth.
    And BlondePoet too.

    Hope I can get 3 votes. If not, tough.
    cheers,
    Eric G.


    P.S. to Greek One.
    Don't believe him about paying the boys at his end.
    He'll just grab them and put them to work in his SEO sweatshop.

    1. Greek One profile image73
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Using slightly out-dated technology, the worker bees at Knowles Corp focus all their attention on moving Mark's hubs up the Google search engine chain.

      Although they work 7 days a week on 20 hour shifts, Mark does give them 5 minutes off each Sunday for prayer service...   

      http://www.english.ucsb.edu/faculty/ayliu/unlocked/misc-images/punchcard_operators.jpg

      1. Eric Graudins profile image60
        Eric Graudinsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        No, that's not quite right.

        He has control of them 24/7, and releases them for 4 hours a day to attend the nourishing pastafarian meals and beer volcano that is provided free of charge by the Spaghetti Monster at his stripper factory.

        Many a day have Mr. Knowles and myself assisted the S.M in the selection and training of the staff in this establishment, and no doubt that's where Mark is at the moment.

        cheers,
        Eric G.

        P.S. I have an incredible pic of some topless strippers, which believe it or not is suitable for hub pages.
        Will post it when I find it.

        1. WryLilt profile image90
          WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Did you mean these hot naked chicks?

          http://www.plafolift.com/medias/commun/poussin.jpg

          1. Eric Graudins profile image60
            Eric Graudinsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Full points for initiative, but I said topless strippers, not naked chicks.

            Photo coming soon :-)

            Keep checking this thread.
            It will be worth it.

            cheers,
            Eric G.

            1. WryLilt profile image90
              WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Ah I assume you're referring to these sexy things then:

              http://www.mype.co.za/gallery/data/media/1/two-topless-strippers.jpg

              1. Eric Graudins profile image60
                Eric Graudinsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Yes, those are the ones.
                You're  good WryLilt.
                I  takes me hats off to you. lol

                cheers,
                Eric G.



    2. Pcunix profile image90
      Pcunixposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      The ducks?  How can they help?  Is that my problem  - I need ducks?

      1. Eric Graudins profile image60
        Eric Graudinsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Absolutely.
        Lots of them.
        Thousands.

        Haven't you heard of Quackle - the new competitor to Google?

        1. Pcunix profile image90
          Pcunixposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          No.  I had heard of Gapple, and had actually written a deep throat type exposure of the truth behind that unholy alliance.  I can't give you the secret link to that (the black helicopters are watching me) , but if you search for "Gapple.com Goople.com" I know you will find it.

    3. Mark Knowles profile image61
      Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Eric.

      How well you know me. big_smile

      1. Eric Graudins profile image60
        Eric Graudinsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I haven't forgotten that you stole several of my  people and put them to work in your SEO mines.
        You'll get yours!
        Anyway - late here. 2am. Gotta hit the sack.
        cheers.

        1. Mark Knowles profile image61
          Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Night night. Drop one of my (formerly your) people a line. big_smile

  10. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Have you read any hubs by De Greek? Not to be confused with Greek One.

  11. profile image0
    Lecieposted 8 years ago

    just enroll me in the Greek One fan club, here's a toast to the greek one. big_smile

    1. Greek One profile image73
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks, but...

      Fan Club membership is $10

      Toast is $5 a slice

      tongue

      1. profile image0
        Lecieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        i'll pay but you have to come to my door and ring my bell to get it. lol

        1. Greek One profile image73
          Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          are u ok with soggy toast?

          1. profile image0
            Lecieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            lol, you always have a way to make people laugh. if it were up to me you would win this contest of being the wittiest on hp. love your work.

            1. Greek One profile image73
              Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              wait till you see me naked... THEN the tears of laughter will role !

              1. profile image0
                Lecieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                lmao, big_smile

  12. Misha profile image70
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    Yeah, I think we forgot about Eric... Eric, why did you let us?

  13. Dale Nelson profile image40
    Dale Nelsonposted 8 years ago

    Cagsil springs to mind as does frogdropping and irishobserver

  14. animal-backpacks profile image58
    animal-backpacksposted 8 years ago

    Um, well don't know how to say this but (scratches head, looks sheepish and a little dishevelled) it's actually me.  I keep it very quite behind a mask of rubbish writing and inane banter but I am THE wittiest writer.

    Let the abuse start now...

  15. sunforged profile image72
    sunforgedposted 8 years ago

    most witty

    1. WryLilt profile image90
      WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Damn Grammarians.  big_smile

  16. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 8 years ago

    Ok..Greek One for sure.  Not forgetting Blondepoet, goldenpath, shadesbreath...me? lol

  17. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 8 years ago

    Greek One

  18. raisingme profile image81
    raisingmeposted 8 years ago

    I like all those already mentioned plus Stan Fletcher and Merlin Fraser.

  19. skyfire profile image69
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    Shades & Greek.

  20. Greek One profile image73
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    i am blushing with all these accolades.. and I must admit my nipples are getting a little hard (but that could be the air conditioning)

  21. Shadesbreath profile image82
    Shadesbreathposted 8 years ago

    Some funny names in this list so far.  I would add Christoph Reilly and Mighty Mom.

  22. donotfear profile image88
    donotfearposted 8 years ago

    I think Rochelle Frank is cool. She's had some good comeback phrases.

    I must mention Blond Poet, too. Awesome.

    1. Shadesbreath profile image82
      Shadesbreathposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      OMG, Rochelle for sure.  See, that's why I don't play these kinds of games.  Too easy to miss someone.  I'm going back into my cave.

  23. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    we should all go back in our caves and not come back out until all popularity contests are finally over!  also this thread reads like a men's club - boooooo!  hissssssssssssss!  only two witty women out of 100,000 hubbers?  I wish I could just snip this thread.  but I'm not staff.  and its not against the rules to act like we're in 7th grade.


    don't mind me.   I'm just miffed that nobody thinks I'm witty.


    booooooo!!  hisssssssssss!!!

  24. profile image0
    King Larryposted 8 years ago

    MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!111

  25. profile image0
    King Larryposted 8 years ago

    oh if i have to pick someone other than myself, i'd have to pick mega1.  she's the only hubber on here that i can relate to here, so she gets my vote!

    1. WryLilt profile image90
      WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      The only reason you picked her is because her name contains MEga1 - three characters you typed above. tongue

      1. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        he picked me cuz I told him to - or else!  or else I wouldn't never talk to him again!

        plus, he gets a surprise prize!

        1. mega1 profile image78
          mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          something spicey!

          http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/kajunspice/HOLIDAZE/Valentines/SPICEY.gif

    2. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      you win!  and comere I'll give you the prize, personallY!!

  26. Ladybird33 profile image68
    Ladybird33posted 8 years ago

    My vote, if it still counts would be....rawlus and pearldiver...sorry Greek one, don't know you that well smile

  27. profile image62
    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    Don't get in a battle of wits if you are only half prepared! smile

    1. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      smile

  28. myownworld profile image76
    myownworldposted 8 years ago

    Definitely Greek one - though he tends to go overboard sometimes! (he knows what I mean)
    Shades - understated wit..
    Ralwus, Misha,  Ron, PD, NU, Ernest, Mrv and Logic - all make me smile...
    Not to forget, Mega1, UW, Rochelle and Mighty Mom too! smile

    1. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      yup misha and mega1 r in my list too..ralwaus i had already mentioned...

 
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