who is most wittiest hubber?

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   pisean282311posted 13 years ago

   according to me it is greek one..whom do u find most wittiest?

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ya...Greek One 4 sure...he'll be by....

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ...and there are others...

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      pisean282311posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      wow..it seems in future there can be greek one fan club..atleast 2 are already enrolled...

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         sure...i'll join...as long as there are no 'leafs' involved.....you know how he goes on and on about those darn 'leafs' ...he really needs to move you know.....LOL!

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            pisean282311posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            

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               SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               ...the club will need a rake too...i'll bring one just in case....
               

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                  Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  very funny yet shameful and unbecoming !

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                     SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     ...it's for 'raking' in the dough!...

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      WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Shadesbreath and Pearldiver come to mind...

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      Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Greeky is consitantly witty.  So is Misha.

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   lrohnerposted 13 years ago

   I gotta go with Shadesbreath.

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   worldgrandeurposted 13 years ago

   there are plenty if memory serves: ryankett, tattoguy, LisaHW,Anath, ralwus, jess killmenow,and many many others...

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      pisean282311posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yes...ralwus is one of the best in this...

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   Shadesbreath and Ron..
   
   Greek One is funny.. but way to perverse for my tastes

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   Pcunixposted 13 years ago

   I am half-way to being  witty.  Or so I have been told by my conservative friends.

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      i've been told I am half way to becoming an idiot savant

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      Arthur Fontesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      so technically that would make you a half wit? 
      
      I am just kidding.

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         Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I guess it was too subtle :-)
         
         I was suggesting exactly that - that I think I must be half witty because so many of my conservative friends think I am a half-wit.    Oh well..

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   Mishaposted 13 years ago

   I would go with Greek
   
   And thanks, Kathryn

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I want to add Misha to my list
      (partly because he is funny.. and partly because I want him to mentor me since Mark is dropping the ball)

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         Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Dude - I said I would send the damn $4. All I need is your social security number, bank details and secret code, address and a copy of your birth certificate, and I can send the money. You can trust me.
         
         Oh - and your paypal email adress with password.
         
         So I can send the money.
         
         Right away.

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            Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            your attempts to steal money from my pay pal account are obvious....  and since there has never been ANY money in the account, it is also frivolous.
            
            
            Now, that being said.. what if you send me the money to fly over to France so you can give me the $4 in person... and so that I can thank you properly?

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               pisean282311posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               

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               Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Bien sur.
               
               All I need is your social security number, bank details and secret code, address and a copy of your birth certificate.

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                  WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  You two need to join up to scambaiters.

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                     pisean282311posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   But I am Canadian.. we are never issued any of those types of documents.  We simply go by trust and word of mouth.
   
   As for banking, our economy is still primarily barter-based.  If you like, I can send you the address of the farm where most of my livestock/wealth is kept?

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      Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Just send me a dozen vacuum packed duck breasts instead - then we can talk.
      
      Send them overnight - they should be fine. I will pay the boy this end.

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Can't I just give them directions to fly there?
         
         It would save on the shipping costs

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            Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I only want the breasts ( I am fairly sure you will understand) but they cannot fly on their own.
            
            hence the delivery boys. Ignore Graudins - even New Zealand banished him to a remote barely-inhabited island.

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               Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               i googled 'flying breasts' to prove you wrong...
               
               but I don't think I am allowed to post what I found

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                  Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Are we talking $4 US funds ? Thats lets see 20 French Francs or 5.27 Euro

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   Eric Graudinsposted 13 years ago

   Evening Mr. Knowles.
   Haven't had intercourse with you for ages.
   
   But I click on a post that says "wittiest hubbers", and there you are.
   
   Yeah, I'll vote for Mark as one of the wittiest hubbers.
   And Shadecloth.
   And BlondePoet too.
   
   Hope I can get 3 votes. If not, tough.
   cheers,
   Eric G.
   
   
   P.S. to Greek One.
   Don't believe him about paying the boys at his end.
   He'll just grab them and put them to work in his SEO sweatshop.

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Using slightly out-dated technology, the worker bees at Knowles Corp focus all their attention on moving Mark's hubs up the Google search engine chain.
      
      Although they work 7 days a week on 20 hour shifts, Mark does give them 5 minutes off each Sunday for prayer service...   
      
      

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         Eric Graudinsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         No, that's not quite right.
         
         He has control of them 24/7, and releases them for 4 hours a day to attend the nourishing pastafarian meals and beer volcano that is provided free of charge by the Spaghetti Monster at his stripper factory.
         
         Many a day have Mr. Knowles and myself assisted the S.M in the selection and training of the staff in this establishment, and no doubt that's where Mark is at the moment.
         
         cheers,
         Eric G.
         
         P.S. I have an incredible pic of some topless strippers, which believe it or not is suitable for hub pages.
         Will post it when I find it.

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            WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Did you mean these hot naked chicks?
            
            

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               Eric Graudinsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Full points for initiative, but I said topless strippers, not naked chicks.
               
               Photo coming soon :-)
               
               Keep checking this thread.
               It will be worth it.
               
               cheers,
               Eric G.

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                  WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Ah I assume you're referring to these sexy things then:
                  
                  

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                     Eric Graudinsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     Yes, those are the ones.
                     You're  good WryLilt.
                     I  takes me hats off to you.
                     
                     cheers,
                     Eric G.
                     
                     
                     
                     

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      Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      The ducks?  How can they help?  Is that my problem  - I need ducks?

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         Eric Graudinsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Absolutely.
         Lots of them.
         Thousands.
         
         Haven't you heard of Quackle - the new competitor to Google?

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            Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            No.  I had heard of Gapple, and had actually written a deep throat type exposure of the truth behind that unholy alliance.  I can't give you the secret link to that (the black helicopters are watching me) , but if you search for "Gapple.com Goople.com" I know you will find it.

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      Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Eric.
      
      How well you know me.

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         Eric Graudinsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I haven't forgotten that you stole several of my  people and put them to work in your SEO mines.
         You'll get yours!
         Anyway - late here. 2am. Gotta hit the sack.
         cheers.

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            Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Night night. Drop one of my (formerly your) people a line.

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    habeeposted 13 years ago

    Have you read any hubs by De Greek? Not to be confused with Greek One.

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    Lecieposted 13 years ago

    just enroll me in the Greek One fan club, here's a toast to the greek one.

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks, but...
       
       Fan Club membership is $10
       
       Toast is $5 a slice
       
       

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          Lecieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          i'll pay but you have to come to my door and ring my bell to get it. lol

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             Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             are u ok with soggy toast?

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                Lecieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                lol, you always have a way to make people laugh. if it were up to me you would win this contest of being the wittiest on hp. love your work.

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                   Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   wait till you see me naked... THEN the tears of laughter will role !

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                      Lecieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      lmao,

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    Mishaposted 13 years ago

    Yeah, I think we forgot about Eric... Eric, why did you let us?

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    Dale Nelsonposted 13 years ago

    Cagsil springs to mind as does frogdropping and irishobserver

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    animal-backpacksposted 13 years ago

    Um, well don't know how to say this but (scratches head, looks sheepish and a little dishevelled) it's actually me.  I keep it very quite behind a mask of rubbish writing and inane banter but I am THE wittiest writer.
    
    Let the abuse start now...

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    sunforgedposted 13 years ago

    most witty

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       WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Damn Grammarians. 

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    timorousposted 13 years ago

    Ok..Greek One for sure.  Not forgetting Blondepoet, goldenpath, shadesbreath...me?

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Greek One

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    raisingmeposted 13 years ago

    I like all those already mentioned plus Stan Fletcher and Merlin Fraser.

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    skyfireposted 13 years ago

    Shades & Greek.

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    i am blushing with all these accolades.. and I must admit my nipples are getting a little hard (but that could be the air conditioning)

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    Shadesbreathposted 13 years ago

    Some funny names in this list so far.  I would add Christoph Reilly and Mighty Mom.

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    donotfearposted 13 years ago

    I think Rochelle Frank is cool. She's had some good comeback phrases.
    
    I must mention Blond Poet, too. Awesome.

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       Shadesbreathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       OMG, Rochelle for sure.  See, that's why I don't play these kinds of games.  Too easy to miss someone.  I'm going back into my cave.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    we should all go back in our caves and not come back out until all popularity contests are finally over!  also this thread reads like a men's club - boooooo!  hissssssssssssss!  only two witty women out of 100,000 hubbers?  I wish I could just snip this thread.  but I'm not staff.  and its not against the rules to act like we're in 7th grade.
    
    
    don't mind me.   I'm just miffed that nobody thinks I'm witty.
    
    
    booooooo!!  hisssssssssss!!!

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    King Larryposted 13 years ago

    MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!111

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    King Larryposted 13 years ago

    oh if i have to pick someone other than myself, i'd have to pick mega1.  she's the only hubber on here that i can relate to here, so she gets my vote!

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       WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       The only reason you picked her is because her name contains MEga1 - three characters you typed above.

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          he picked me cuz I told him to - or else!  or else I wouldn't never talk to him again!
          
          plus, he gets a surprise prize!

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             mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             something spicey!
             
             

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       you win!  and comere I'll give you the prize, personallY!!

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    Ladybird33posted 13 years ago

    My vote, if it still counts would be....rawlus and pearldiver...sorry Greek one, don't know you that well

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    Don't get in a battle of wits if you are only half prepared!

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       pisean282311posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    myownworldposted 13 years ago

    Definitely Greek one - though he tends to go overboard sometimes! (he knows what I mean)
    Shades - understated wit..
    Ralwus, Misha,  Ron, PD, NU, Ernest, Mrv and Logic - all make me smile...
    Not to forget, Mega1, UW, Rochelle and Mighty Mom too!

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       pisean282311posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       yup misha and mega1 r in my list too..ralwaus i had already mentioned...

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