Is Masturbation Necessary for the Health of All Mammalian life?

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   qwarkposted 14 years ago

   All mammmalian life maturbates.....why?

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      even mice? wow....thats funny.    to answer your question..why wouldn't they?

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      camloposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Because it's pleasurable.
      
      I've also heard it prevents prostrate cancer ... or maybe that's a myth. Or an excuse.

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         DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         what if your not a male?

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         waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It's a good excuse for me!!!

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            camloposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Me too

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   paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

   LOL
   
   Edit: Because they can?

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   aka-djposted 14 years ago

   I'm sure evolutionists will figure it out that it's advantageous to the survival of the species.

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   qwarkposted 14 years ago

   lol   i purposely added "why."   I kinda expected "just 'cause they can." Any serioius responses?

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I kinda think that is the real answer....or because they want to, and can.

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      schoolgirlforrealposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      For humans, it relieves tension.
      I don't think it's necessary......well maybe ....(but your thing wont fall off!)
      Let's google it.......anyone?

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         camloposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Louise L. Hay says it's the best remedy for headaches.

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            waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I'm not sure, I once did 6 shuffles in one day and I had a pounding headache!!

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   Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

   I love animals as much as the next guy, but do you have any idea how long it would take to masturbate every single mammal?

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   skyfireposted 14 years ago

   Allah knows best.

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      Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I loved that show from the 60s

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   qwarkposted 14 years ago

   golly!    Not one serious answer yet! Some funny ones but not a really thougthtful well constructed possibility offererd....and there are many.

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      like?
      
      (trust me..Ive thought about it.. Ive even wondered how does a dolphin do it?)

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   Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

   there are many things that creatures do that are not necessary for health

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      very true...like..hubpages forums.

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         Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         i consider that  forum of masturbation.. have you seen some of the sexy avatars here!?

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   qwarkposted 14 years ago

   door: to relieve sexual stress, to diminish aging sperm, pleasure....genetic programming etc. etc.

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ohhh... haha.... sorry. I thought you meant, more "deep" stuff then all that. I figured everybody knew all that already. Ok, well..how about as far as humans go anyway, one reason could be defiance, becuase they were told not to.

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    waynetposted 14 years ago

    Yes we all should come and go when we want and where we want.....just remember not to do it in confined spaces as you could end up stuck to our saggy parts!!

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       qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       wayne...that powerful green cleaning stuff you get at the dollar store will remove the "sticky" stuff from anything.
       Hell, let it go anywhere ya want!  ok?....just don't let the hiway patrol see ya do'in on the side of the freeway! Texas'l charge ya a grand for messin' on their freeways!   oh yeh!

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          waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          That's one expensive five knuckle shuffle!!

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             qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Amen brother ...Amen! lol

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    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    Even the females of the species?
    Are you telling me there's a market for dolphin dildos?
    Vibrators for voles?

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       DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa sorry.  I had a friend who had a vib shaped like a dolphin....

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       Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       In answer to your question.. yes, yes there is...
       
       

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          waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          You did that on porpoise! lol!

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             Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             your such a 'blow hole'

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                waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                tis true....I windy plop for England!

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    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    Well I'll be.
    I challenge you to find a vibrator in the shape of a vole, tho!

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       Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       what's a vole?

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       DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ha, the things that popped into my head just now...probably can't post pics.

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          SteveoMcposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Well in these parts, we use Gerbils not voles.

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