Is Masturbation Necessary for the Health of All Mammalian life?

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  1. qwark profile image57
    qwarkposted 7 years ago

    All mammmalian life maturbates.....why?

    1. profile image0
      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      even mice? wow....thats funny.  lol  to answer your question..why wouldn't they?

    2. camlo profile image88
      camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Because it's pleasurable.

      I've also heard it prevents prostrate cancer ... or maybe that's a myth. Or an excuse.

      1. profile image0
        DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        what if your not a male?

      2. waynet profile image70
        waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        It's a good excuse for me!!!

        1. camlo profile image88
          camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Me too smile

  2. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    LOL

    Edit: Because they can?

  3. aka-dj profile image75
    aka-djposted 7 years ago

    I'm sure evolutionists will figure it out that it's advantageous to the survival of the species. lol

  4. qwark profile image57
    qwarkposted 7 years ago

    lol   i purposely added "why."   I kinda expected "just 'cause they can." Any serioius responses?

    1. profile image0
      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I kinda think that is the real answer....or because they want to, and can.

    2. schoolgirlforreal profile image81
      schoolgirlforrealposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      For humans, it relieves tension.
      I don't think it's necessary......well maybe ....(but your thing wont fall off!)
      Let's google it.......anyone?

      1. camlo profile image88
        camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Louise L. Hay says it's the best remedy for headaches.

        1. waynet profile image70
          waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I'm not sure, I once did 6 shuffles in one day and I had a pounding headache!!

  5. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    I love animals as much as the next guy, but do you have any idea how long it would take to masturbate every single mammal?

  6. skyfire profile image72
    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    Allah knows best.

    1. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I loved that show from the 60s

  7. qwark profile image57
    qwarkposted 7 years ago

    golly!    Not one serious answer yet! Some funny ones but not a really thougthtful well constructed possibility offererd....and there are many.

    1. profile image0
      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      like?

      (trust me..Ive thought about it.. Ive even wondered how does a dolphin do it?)

  8. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    there are many things that creatures do that are not necessary for health

    1. profile image0
      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      very true...like..hubpages forums.

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        i consider that  forum of masturbation.. have you seen some of the sexy avatars here!?

  9. qwark profile image57
    qwarkposted 7 years ago

    door: to relieve sexual stress, to diminish aging sperm, pleasure....genetic programming etc. etc.

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ohhh... haha.... sorry. I thought you meant, more "deep" stuff then all that. I figured everybody knew all that already. Ok, well..how about as far as humans go anyway, one reason could be defiance, becuase they were told not to.

  10. waynet profile image70
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    Yes we all should come and go when we want and where we want.....just remember not to do it in confined spaces as you could end up stuck to our saggy parts!!

    1. qwark profile image57
      qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      wayne...that powerful green cleaning stuff you get at the dollar store will remove the "sticky" stuff from anything.
      Hell, let it go anywhere ya want!  ok?....just don't let the hiway patrol see ya do'in on the side of the freeway! Texas'l charge ya a grand for messin' on their freeways!   oh yeh!

      1. waynet profile image70
        waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        That's one expensive five knuckle shuffle!!

        1. qwark profile image57
          qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Amen brother ...Amen! lol

  11. Mighty Mom profile image84
    Mighty Momposted 7 years ago

    Even the females of the species?
    Are you telling me there's a market for dolphin dildos?
    Vibrators for voles?

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa sorry.  I had a friend who had a vib shaped like a dolphin....

    2. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      In answer to your question.. yes, yes there is...

      http://www.lovestore.de/images/4032498213996.jpg

      1. waynet profile image70
        waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        You did that on porpoise! lol!

        1. Greek One profile image74
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          your such a 'blow hole' tongue

          1. waynet profile image70
            waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            tis true....I windy plop for England!

  12. Mighty Mom profile image84
    Mighty Momposted 7 years ago

    Well I'll be.
    I challenge you to find a vibrator in the shape of a vole, tho!

    1. Greek One profile image74
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      what's a vole?

    2. profile image0
      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ha, the things that popped into my head just now...probably can't post pics.

      1. SteveoMc profile image72
        SteveoMcposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Well in these parts, we use Gerbils not voles.

 
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