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Is Masturbation Necessary for the Health of All Mammalian life?

  1. qwark profile image59
    qwarkposted 7 years ago

    All mammmalian life maturbates.....why?

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      even mice? wow....thats funny.  lol  to answer your question..why wouldn't they?

    2. camlo profile image88
      camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Because it's pleasurable.

      I've also heard it prevents prostrate cancer ... or maybe that's a myth. Or an excuse.

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        DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        what if your not a male?

      2. waynet profile image78
        waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        It's a good excuse for me!!!

        1. camlo profile image88
          camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Me too smile

  2. paradigmsearch profile image93
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    LOL

    Edit: Because they can?

  3. aka-dj profile image78
    aka-djposted 7 years ago

    I'm sure evolutionists will figure it out that it's advantageous to the survival of the species. lol

  4. qwark profile image59
    qwarkposted 7 years ago

    lol   i purposely added "why."   I kinda expected "just 'cause they can." Any serioius responses?

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I kinda think that is the real answer....or because they want to, and can.

    2. schoolgirlforreal profile image87
      schoolgirlforrealposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      For humans, it relieves tension.
      I don't think it's necessary......well maybe ....(but your thing wont fall off!)
      Let's google it.......anyone?

      1. camlo profile image88
        camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Louise L. Hay says it's the best remedy for headaches.

        1. waynet profile image78
          waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I'm not sure, I once did 6 shuffles in one day and I had a pounding headache!!

  5. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    I love animals as much as the next guy, but do you have any idea how long it would take to masturbate every single mammal?

  6. skyfire profile image75
    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    Allah knows best.

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I loved that show from the 60s

  7. qwark profile image59
    qwarkposted 7 years ago

    golly!    Not one serious answer yet! Some funny ones but not a really thougthtful well constructed possibility offererd....and there are many.

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      like?

      (trust me..Ive thought about it.. Ive even wondered how does a dolphin do it?)

  8. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    there are many things that creatures do that are not necessary for health

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      very true...like..hubpages forums.

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        i consider that  forum of masturbation.. have you seen some of the sexy avatars here!?

  9. qwark profile image59
    qwarkposted 7 years ago

    door: to relieve sexual stress, to diminish aging sperm, pleasure....genetic programming etc. etc.

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ohhh... haha.... sorry. I thought you meant, more "deep" stuff then all that. I figured everybody knew all that already. Ok, well..how about as far as humans go anyway, one reason could be defiance, becuase they were told not to.

  10. waynet profile image78
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    Yes we all should come and go when we want and where we want.....just remember not to do it in confined spaces as you could end up stuck to our saggy parts!!

    1. qwark profile image59
      qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      wayne...that powerful green cleaning stuff you get at the dollar store will remove the "sticky" stuff from anything.
      Hell, let it go anywhere ya want!  ok?....just don't let the hiway patrol see ya do'in on the side of the freeway! Texas'l charge ya a grand for messin' on their freeways!   oh yeh!

      1. waynet profile image78
        waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        That's one expensive five knuckle shuffle!!

        1. qwark profile image59
          qwarkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Amen brother ...Amen! lol

  11. Mighty Mom profile image87
    Mighty Momposted 7 years ago

    Even the females of the species?
    Are you telling me there's a market for dolphin dildos?
    Vibrators for voles?

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa sorry.  I had a friend who had a vib shaped like a dolphin....

    2. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      In answer to your question.. yes, yes there is...

      http://www.lovestore.de/images/4032498213996.jpg

      1. waynet profile image78
        waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        You did that on porpoise! lol!

        1. Greek One profile image76
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          your such a 'blow hole' tongue

          1. waynet profile image78
            waynetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            tis true....I windy plop for England!

  12. Mighty Mom profile image87
    Mighty Momposted 7 years ago

    Well I'll be.
    I challenge you to find a vibrator in the shape of a vole, tho!

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      what's a vole?

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ha, the things that popped into my head just now...probably can't post pics.

      1. SteveoMc profile image76
        SteveoMcposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Well in these parts, we use Gerbils not voles.

 
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